Bachmannia!

The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.

Revelations

20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Slow Down

You may or may not know this but I've been a fan of David Banner for a long time and he has a new song out called "Slow Down" which you can hear by watching the youtube video below. if you like it and who doesnt like free music(especially when its legal) you can download it by clicking on the pics.







enjoy the music!

Dont Yu H8te tHi$?

Something I have never understood is when people use symbols,numbers and purposely misspell simple words. I dont see the appeal of it. what i'm talking about is when people Typ3 L1K3 Thiis. I hate that so much that its almost hard to explain. the reasons why I hate it range from the fact that its stupid to the fact that its stupid. its stupid because its hard to read. whatever you were trying to say gets lost in your stupidity. Another reason why i hate it is because I know it took you forever to type that in on your cellphone or keyboard. think about this on the keyboard you had to press the shift button and then find a number to type the words "$tr8 p1mp1n" when you could've just said straight pimpin. now imagine typing a whole sentence like that,a whole paragraph,an entire blog and what if people started typing like that at work? would you really want to put up with that headache? I know you wouldnt. you'd probably want to kick a baby in the face if you had to deal with that type of headache anywhere outside of facebook status updates. I mean lets be serious Dnt yu h@t3 It W3n P30Pl3 T@lk L1k3 Diz

Song of the day

this one comes from Bernard Wright off of his 1981 album "Nard". Most hip hop fans,especially the huge snoop dogg fans like me know that this song was sampled and turned into the song "G'z and Hustlas" off of snoops classic 1993 album "Doggystyle". well i'm through wasting time since you arent reading this but check out "Haboglabotribin'" and then check out "G'z and Hustlas"




Saturday, January 30, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day





this picture of the day is of one of my favorite basketball players ever and a Detroit native Jalen Rose who just turned 37 today. If you know anything about him you would know that he was one of the members of the Fab Five which was the name given to the great University of Michigan teams during the early 90's but thanks to Chris Webber and a few others accepting a few illegal gifts(borrowing money) that he didnt really know was illegal those records have been forfeited but lets not dwell on that. lets just relax and wish one of my favorite players of all time a happy and healthy 37th birthday even if he did play for the pacers for a few years



here are a couple of bonus videos of Jalen Rose showing off his ridiculously accurate jumper. check out how he hits the three pointer from damn near out of the building in the first video





Friday, January 29, 2010

video of the day

I did not know this but in the city of New Orleans the coroner is elected to be coroner.For the last 36 years Dr Frank Minyard has been the coroner for New Orleans but this year he has a strong challenger for that spot with Dr Dwight McKenna who is running a somewhat strong campaign complete with one of the oddest political commercials i have ever seen. usually politicians will try to say that the other guy is going to kill babies and old people. this time the debate is over whats gonna happen to you after you're already dead. the video comes after the pic



how to fix America



you may or may not have seen last nights episode of "the Colbert report" where Stephen Colbert gave his state of the union address and basically tore the republicans a new one over their state of the union response which happened to take place in the capital of the confederacy(surely the right place to do that when you have the first black president). he also went off on how the response to the state of the union addressed nothing the president actually said in the state of the union and oh he also talked about how the GOP's solutions to the problems here in America can be found in one handy 19 page pamphlet in which 3 of those pages were blank,a few more of those pages were the same ideas that democrats had already proposed and on a few occasions actually passed and how some of those ideas were actually outdated(extending unemployment benefits through December 09). now while this was hilarious and the video can be seen below at first i thought it was a total lie......its not. its totally trueand a bit sad considering that they think that complicated problems that effect hundreds of millions of people can be fixed with a pamphlet

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Stephen's State of the Union Speech
www.colbertnation.com
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Song of the day

this song of the day come courtesy of an all around master of the guitar Grant Green. severely underrated while he was alive he is today considered one of the best jazz guitarists to ever do it. check out the song "maybe tomorrow" off of the 1971 album "Visions" below and after that check out the massively successful dr dre song it inspired



failure in advertising

when i think of strip clubs and strip club ads i think of neon lighting,sexy big breasted women,pounding techno music and the whole not really needing a cheesy plot thing. the commercial below failed so hard that i dont even want to go to the strip club. it would be easier to just buy a stripper pole,set it up in your bedroom and get your girlfriend to do a dance for you and lets hope she's wearing something sexy

I think this might do just fine.....video is after the picture



Thursday, January 28, 2010

why is this man on tv?

so last night the president gave a long State of the Union speech last night in which he talked about the economy,the deficit,national security,the political discourse in this country and healthcare reform. also during the speech he made sure to state his disagreement with the supreme courts ruling that allows corporations to donate as much as they want to candidates oh and he reminded everyone that we werent exactly living in a utopia before he took office. thats right the economy was in the middle of a 2 year long recession when he took office. now while most people in America know this it seems the republican side of the aisle did not know this and neither did Karl Rove even though he was basically Bush's brain with the nickname turd blossom. anyway over the past year turd blossom has been talking a ton of shit about the president and this morning he got pissed off about the president mentioning the fact that he walked into a huge mess left by W. the video of it is below



best comments on this video

SubmarinerAndroid (6 hours ago)
Jesus. These people don't even PRETEND to be fair or balanced anymore. Soulless robo-ape propaganda whores.

Where is one of those really giant dump trucks, full of shit, when you need it (to pour like a mudslide over these hideous people, burying them forever)?

Oh, Karl Rove's mouth fits that description.

I imagine Karl Rove suddenly projectile-vomiting a thick stream of brown liquid and chunks, on camera, eyes wide, coughing and sputtering in between bouts of foul demon-fueled purge.

baudiirocz (6 hours ago)
Karl Rove should be in jail. Why does anyone still give a fuck what this war criminal has to say?

I actually laughed at this

I know people all across the country freaking out and losing their shit over this comment by Chris Matthews and why I believe that it was stupid and shows his complete ignorance when it comes to anyone that isnt an old white man I still found it extremely funny.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

this one comes courtesy of the twitpic stream of Reagan Gomez who happened to have this amazingly creepy and ridiculously hilarious picture in it. When I asked her about it,she indicated that this is located in the great state of Texas so if you're down there see if you can find it

random acts of failure

killing some time here but check out this video that shows you exactly why i wont be robbing any convenience stores until i lose a few pounds. Unfortunately for the guy in the video he knows nothing about robbing stores because if he did he would have worn a mask,worn gloves,carried a weapon and he would've just pointed the gun at the woman at the register near the door and robbed her and then ran out of the store as fast as he could but he didnt do any of that. this video is 2 minutes and 47 seconds of no sound but amazing comedy. enjoy



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lets talk about Haiti



this time its former NBA scrub Paul Shirley who is talking about Haiti and its not good at all. in fact its pretty damn offensive. on a website that he works at he writes about Haiti,the earthquake and the consequences of that quake( 200,000 may be dead). in his letter he writes such idiocies as "I don’t think the guy with the sign that reads “Need You’re Help” is going to do anything constructive with the dollar I might give him. If I use history as my guide, I don’t think the people of Haiti will do much with my money either." if you think thats bad it actually gets stupider and way worse. in his letter which can be seen by clicking here he blames the devastation of the quake on the people of Haiti for basically being stupid and beneath him. mighty insulting and stupid words from a man that only averaged a point and a half for his career and got cut from the T-wolves in favor of Mark "mad dog" Madsen. now if you think I'm just ranting for no reason check out this entry from his letter and tell me if this doesnt sound like inappropriate amounts of arrogant douchebaggery

"Dear Haitians -

First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it's possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World


Now I get that Paul Shirley had an NBA career that basically amounted to nothing and he wants some of that limelight back but using one of the worst disasters in the history of this planet as an excuse to show the world you're a douchebag is a dick move of epic proportions thats only designed to get you attention on the internet and maybe ESPN because everyone knows the only other time theyre ever going to mention you on sports center is when you get dunked on by a decent basketball player



some stats about Paul Shirley

he was the lowest rated player in the NBA 2K8 video game

he only played 18 games in his NBA career and its ridiculously difficult to find a picture of him in an NBA uniform on google image search

He only scored 33 points in his entire NBA career to put this in perspective Kevin Durant is averaging almost 30 points per game this year and Michael Jordan averaged slightly over 30 per game for his career

He played a total of 121 minutes in his entire NBA career. you could watch 1 entire episode of WWE friday night smackdown and it will be the exact same length of his total playing time in the NBA

there are no highlights of him playing basketball on youtube. believe me i've searched and couldnt find one

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Video of the day

I dont know how many of you may or may not have seen this video before but its hilarious as hell to me. the funniest thing about it is that its real. I am not kidding the commercial is for a real place thats really in business. so if you have a gigantic case of womens extenze pills and some extra kitchen cabinets and a marble counter top laying around and you dont want it at your house.....store it at Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and storage


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just killing time

working on something else related to this site and while i mess around with that you can enjoy Dizzee Rascal and Bun B with the song "Where da G's"

Warren G speaks

legendary west coast MC Warren G speaks on several subjects in this interview including Dr Dre and his detox album,the state of west coast hip hop,his own new music and the condition of his longtime friend,collaborator and legendary hip hop crooner Nate Dogg. he looks like he's almost on the verge of tears when he speaks on Nate. watch below





bonus video warren g and nate dogg with their biggest hit "regulate" which features a smooth interpolation of Michael Mc Donald's "I keep forgettin"

Monday, January 25, 2010

just killing time

nothing to see here unless you want to see a guy thats clearly gonna get fired

so its been a year



Ok technically its been a year and a week but whatever. Anyways its been a year since president Obama took office and I'm gonna go over some things i've noticed.....the list/rant comes after the pics



1. Some people had too much high hope for the president. dont get me wrong I had and still have a ton of hope for president Obama but some people expected him to come in and just wave a magic wand and get things done without a problem while most of these people failed to realize the gigantic clusterfuck of a mess he was handed by former president Bush

2. the news in general has stopped caring about showing actual news and this is especially true when it comes to politics. everything is basically an opinion show and on fox it goes from an opinion show to lets bash Obama to lets openly endorse political candidates to lets start rumors about anyone that isnt a republican

3. the internet conspiracy theories have stepped up from "Bush knew about 9/11 before it happened" to "Obama is the antichrist" to "he's in the illuminati" and of course you have the birth certificate debate even though he had to submit all of that info before running for president

4. people have very short memories and occasionally make shit up. why do i say this? i say this because people have somehow got the idea that Obama ruined the economy(we've been in a recession for slightly over 2 years,he's been president for 1) and some people(fox news,republicans,idiots) even consider the failed terrorist attack on christmas a successful attack. Rudy Giuliani and Dana Perino have even gone beyond that and said that we had no domestic attacks under president Bush. thats a bit odd coming from Mr Noun Verb 9/11

5. the democratic party has too many people in it that are willing to backstab each other over petty ignorance when they have the power to basically do whatever they want to do legislatively. get it together democratic party. the senate health bill while nowhere near perfect does a lot to help out America and it should be passed because it can always be tweaked and made better later

6. John McCain would've been a terrible choice for president

7. Sarah Palin should not be allowed to be anywhere near a tv studio and she would be a worse choice for president than John McCain and is one of the reasons why John McCain would've been a bad choice for president

8. Fox News has officially lost its fucking mind.

9. Glenn Beck has always been crazy but since president Obama has taken office he has stepped his craziness from odd to flat out psychotic,offensive and on plenty of occasions racist

10. the tea party movement is basically a collection of closeted racists that are too pussy to come out and say that they dont like the idea of a black man in charge and anybody in those retarded groups are stupid as hell

11. the republican party has ceased to give a fuck about America. when you're an elected official and the only thing you're doing is trying to stop the other guy from passing his legislation while not even attempting to offer up any ideas of your own you are a fucking douche bag and you should kindly go fuck yourself. I get it that they weretnt exactly gonna be thrilled that a democrat won the white house but this shit has become ridiculous. from chuck grassley talking about pulling the plug on grandma to public officials like Michele Bachmann somehow still having a job while being a complete nutjob who is advocating people not take the census because Obama is gonna throw you in a concentration camp like Germany did with Jews during world war 2 this shit has gotten out of hand. it's petty,it's childish and it's not gonna help America in any way shape or form

12. Obama doesnt get enough credit...or really any. most people realize that the stimulus while not perfect helped stop the clusterfuck to the poorhouse a lot of those same people especially ones that didnt vote for him will still say that it was a terrible idea and that it didnt do shit to help us. this type of attitude seems to go for most of the things he's

13. We have to stop running away from intelligence as a country. yes its great to have someone thats just like you representing you but ask yourself this....would you want your drinking buddy in charge of anything except for getting the beer and tequila? the answer is most likely no and with that said we cant keep voting for people just because they talk all "folksy" and they like things like hunting,country music,NASCAR and drink beer. lets start looking at issues and not just the likeability factor of someone

14. the rest of the planet loves Obama more than we do. some of this is because the rest of the world is glad to have a guy in office here thats willing to talk and use diplomacy instead of just randomly threatening to bomb people for the hell of it. I wish more people here would realize that diplomacy is a great thing. it can save time,effort,money and most importantly lives

15. Obama has been too nice to the senate. while he doesnt need to be a total dick he needs to start putting his foot in a few asses and doing it publicly,on tv and often

16. Give the man some time. In case you forgot we werent exactly doing great as a country when Obama took office. In fact we were in the middle of the worst recession in decades so its no secret that the economy was going to suck and suck hard during President Obama's first year in office and to add to that we have 2 wars going on,natural disasters,terrorist threats left and right and he has to deal with people who are certifiably retarded while working through the legal problems left by the previous president(why Guantanamo is taking so long to close). Just give him some time and stop freaking out. he's president for 4 whole years,not 4 days and with that i'm done and i'm going to walk away now

Song of the day

this one comes from Scottish born actor David McCallum with the help of producer David Axelrod with the song "the edge" off of the 1967 album "Music:its happening now!"



and yes that song was made into the song below this sentence before you even ask

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Song of the day

this one comes courtesy of very underrated new york rap duo M.O.P. with the song "Ante Up" check out the bert and ernie remix at the bottom




Friday, January 22, 2010

fail of the day

umm....I dont think this is how you're supposed to show up to a wedding. maybe i'm wrong though



to see this fail and a ton more check out the always hilarious Failblog

Song of the day



Many of you may or may not know this but I've always been a fan of Run DMC and yesterday would've been the late Jam Master Jay's birthday. so with that said here are some of my favorite songs from one of my favorite groups who had some of the dopest beats ever thanks to the legendary Jam Master Jay.















like halfway through this i realized that i could seriously post about 30 songs from run dmc so i'm just gonna stop now and post a picture



just killing time

I have nothing going on right now but check out this old but very funny and creepy comment by Glenn Beck


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Thursday, January 21, 2010

how low can you go



Yesterday I blogged about how the people at Bungie were trying to help the relief effort in Haiti by selling t-shirts and donating a small amount of money for every person that uses a special emblem for their character while playing Halo 3 or Halo 3 ODST. well the small donations are pretty much piling up into thousands of dollars and for the most part most people are happy with that. I say most people because today while playing Halo 3 along with Drebone we happened to run into a racist that pretty much went on a rant against it. his exact words were "fuck Haiti. it's not my fault those stupid niggers were caught in an earthquake." for the rest of the load time and during the game he kept voicing his displeasure at the fact that a video game company would actually have enough of a heart to help out with relief efforts. how stupid can people be? seriously? all you have to do is turn on your xbox,put in the disc for Halo 3 or ODST and play and you're helping a good cause but somehow that pisses people off. i didnt know people could be that uncaring. its not like they're asking you to do a lot. it wouldnt surprise me if that guy (whose screen name on xbox live is RipVonWinkle) was a member of this group i blogged about yesterday which has had thousands of complaints filed against them but is somehow still up because they changed the title of the group from "Fuck Haiti" to "No fucking tax money for Haiti". same guys,same mission,different group name...same ridiculous amounts of stupidity

stating the obvious

recently nbc did a report that basically said that kids were glued to some sort of screen and electronics all day,everyday. Brian Williams is gonna help explain it and word it better in the video below

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just killing time

totally killing time here by posting a picture while i work on something better


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

videogames are good for you




As everyone who isnt an idiot knows by now there was a devastating earthquake in the nation of Haiti last Tuesday. the earthquake has killed thousands of people,injured thousands more and completely ruined the lives of millions of people. since the earthquake hit people from all around the world have been coming together and doing what they can to help out. the most popular way here in America has been to donate through the red cross by texting Haiti to 90999 for a very quick donation of $10. while this is great and seriously one of the best ideas i have ever seen there are other more fun ways to donate and the best one out this bunch has be the creative way the team at Bungie has come up with to help out. they're selling t-shirts to help out and donating 100% of the proceeds to the red cross. sure that doesnt seem special but the other thing theyre doing is to donate by having people like you and especially me play Halo 3 or Halo 3 ODST. how does this work? well for every 1000 players that play a single game with a special red heart emblem the company will donate $100 to the red cross on top of those t-shirt sales. FYI i played Halo 3 earlier today and everybody had the emblem on. so.....you have a copy of Halo 3 or ODST and you want to get in on this. read below on how to do it


1. Round up all of your friends and hop online with Halo 3 or ODST any time next from 00:01AM PST Wednesday, 1/20, through 23:59PM PST Thursday 1/21.

2. Edit your appearance settings so your character is wearing the RED HEART emblem.
a. Press START
b. Select "SETTINGS" / "APPEARANCE"
c. Select "EMBLEM"
d. Select "Hearts" ICON, "Circle" BACKGROUND
e. Back out to the APPEARANCES menu and select "COLORS"
f. Set "EMBLEM PRIMARY" to RED (or MAROON / BRICK / ROSE depending on which game you're playing!)
g. Set "EMBLEM SECONDARY" to WHITE
3. Once your emblem is set, play! This can be a custom game or a matchmaking game, just make sure it's played online, on Xbox LIVE, or we can't track it.

If you keep playing more games through midnight on Thursday, KEEP THE HEART EMBLEM ENABLED or you may not get counted.

Last, but not least, take some screenshots of your escapades and tag them as HERO. Bungie will be sending some special t-shirts to some participants as a way of saying thanks.


oh and if you want to help out Haiti and get shot in the face tomorrow afternoon my xbox live scree name is Detroitplaya18

finding new ways to be stupid

as we all know recently the country of Haiti was hit with a devastating earthquake and ever since then news crews,help,aid,donations and ridiculous comments from idiots have been rolling in. adding to the amount of ridiculousness now is this facebook group. I'm honestly so pissed off at it that i cant even think of how to word my anger but i did manage to take the time to report it and so should you. dont be like these idiots. do the right thing and find a way to help out the victims of one of the worst tragedies in over a century. go to www.redcross.org to find out how you can help

UPDATE since this blog and a ton of others on this very same subject were posted the group in the original link has been reported thousands of times and shut down by facebook.......well now theyre back. lets do like we did earlier and have this garbage removed from facebook again

too black to ball



Apparently in the south,particularly Georgia there is a brand new basketball league starting up. A league dedicated to good old fashioned fundamental basketball,sportsmanship and not letting negroes or anyone else that isnt white and american play in their league. thats right its an all white basketball league. Basically the only requirements for the league is to be white. in fact here's a direct quote from founder Don "Moose" Lewis "Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league." now,as shocking as the thought of an all white league may sound now......the NBA was almost all white until the 50's and during those almost all white years the NBA struggled mightily while teams like the Harlem Globetrotters did quite well for themselves. whats weird to me is that on all of the stories i've found about the proposed all white basketball league where probably no one will dunk is the comments section. theyre basically filled with people that look at things like BET(which is owned by a group of white people) and historically black colleges and universities like Morehouse college(which was attended by MLK and recently had a white valedictorian) as proof that white people have been getting the shaft in this country while not realizing things like the fact that historically black doesnt mean exclusively black. it just means that the college was started by a black person and has a lot of black students and under federal law no public school can exclude a person based on race but enough of this BS lets look at some of the best moments in white basketball history...and a few shawn bradley lowlights



oh and if i'm gonna do shawn bradley lowlights i have to show the 7'6'' bradley being blocked by the my height 6'0'' earl watson



ok seriously though here's some decent white action courtesy of larry bird,david lee and one of my absolute favorite players ever Bill Laimbeer







note to self:get a Laimbeer jersey at some point in the very near future


a quick update

earlier this month i posted a few goals i wanted to accomplish this year and now i am going to update how i'm doing on it. between thanksgiving,my birthday,being super,my brothers birthday,christmas,being really lazy and new years I gained a shitload of weight. seriously i gained 15 pounds. going from a heavy 266 to a super fat 281 and now i'm happy to say that i'm back down to the regular heavy 265(weight subject to change without notice due to drinking water right now). while its good to have lost 15 pounds in less than a month this just means that now i'm back at a starting point and can move on to losing another 35 or so because by summer i want to take my shirt off,my shirt off,my shirt off,my shirt off........you see where this is going

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

I missed this on the news the other day but thanks to another very sharp eyed Detroit area television viewer we have this amazing goof up from WXYZ-TV in Southfield,Michigan.

fail of the day

this guy in the video below fails extra hard. enjoy the 3 minutes of fail



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Monday, January 18, 2010

Song of the day

Today is the day that this great country of ours remembers Dr Martin Luther King Jr even though his birthday was last friday. Anyway while we're all remembering Dr King and the great things he has done for not only black people but for everyone in America lets not forget the message even if the world seems a little crazy today

Video of the day

in what has to be the most obvious video of the day here is Dr Martin Luther King Jr with one of his best speeches ever....here is "I have a dream"



and for another awesome article on how Dr King would've used a tool like twitter back in the 60's click right here

bonus videos.....here is an AFSCME produced video talking about the sanitation worker strike in Memphis that ultimately lead to the untimely death of Dr King followed by a news report on the strike which includes a snippet of the full speech in the 3rd video below this run on sentence





Sunday, January 17, 2010

just killing time

but umm......check out this amazing shot by Monta Ellis of the Golden State Warriors



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afternoon distraction

I dont know if they show this in your town but here in Detroit and a lot of other parts of America this commercial for Mo Money tax services is shown several times a day and honestly its pretty damn hilarious to me


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talkin about relief

Former presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton were on meet the press today talking about how we should go about helping out with earthquake relief in Haiti. the video of that is below. Also in the interview former president Bush fights back against the odd criticisms aimed at president Obama. watch the video........now(right after this video of the 3 presidents talking about Haiti)



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Saturday, January 16, 2010

3 presidents 1 good cause

some of you may have missed this earlier but today at the white house former presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton got together with current president Barack Obama to announce their plans to bring relief to Haiti. I cant begin to say how good it feels to see people from all sides of the political spectrum getting together to do something good. I never thought I would say this but..maybe Pat Robertson,Rush Limbaugh and a ton of others could learn a few things from W,Chill Clinton and no drama Obama

so i was on youtube right....

And the featured video happened to be that of first lady Michelle Obama doing a public service announcement asking us to help out in any way we can with the relief efforts in Haiti and telling us a few ways that we can help. everything about that seems perfectly fine,innocent,noble and honorable. But what doesnt seem fine,innocent,noble and honorable is the disgusting comments under the video. the comments range from "get a new weave you ugly bitch" to "you people engineered swine flu" to "let those niggers die. they arent american just like your husband". obviously you can tell i'm pissed off about that. seriously people grow the fuck up,stop being stupid on the internet and its fucking 2010 and we have no need for racist idiots who cant even fucking spell........just had to get that out. to check out the comments click on this sentence right here and look below to check out the video that for some reason is pissing off idiots

Song of the day

this one comes from Detroit rapper Tone Tone with the song 91 Bars off of his "I am the D" mixtape. I've been enjoying this song and mixtape for a minute and so should you!




bonus video. check out his biggest hit "Whaddup doe" because if you're ever in Detroit this is how you will be greeted..........just skip to 40 seconds in the video to get to the song

Friday, January 15, 2010

Video of the day

I cant even begin to describe how excited I am about this but one of my favorite video games ever is being turned into a movie and the trailer actually makes it look like it might be good. check out the trailer for the Tekken movie below before someone snatches it off of youtube

Photobucket picture of the day



If you dont know why I'm posting these pictures kindly kill yourself but for everyone else today is the 81st birthday of an American hero and someone we should all strive to be like. Today is the late,great Dr Martin Luther King Jr's birthday. I dont even need to go through his list of accomplishments because if you dont know about how he's a real American hero you really are the scum of the earth. Enjoy your day off from work monday but dont forget why Martin Luther King deserves his own holiday and also realize that without him not only would we not have Barack Obama but Barack Obama would barely be able to vote for the white guy he thought sucked the least





Thursday, January 14, 2010

wtf? part 8 who the hell knows how many

This has got to be the weirdest most fucked up political news I have heard in a while. A former UN chief weapons inspector has been arrested in a sex sting in the Poconos mountain area. the sex sting involved internet crimes and if you're thinking this is just like to catch a predator you're right because its exactly like that minus chris hansen. According to the affidavit former UN weapons chief Scott Ritter entered in to a chatroom and starting hitting on what he thought was a 15 year old girl. the conversation then got even nastier and it turned into him asking if she wanted to see him masturbate.....which he then proceeded to do. Halfway through he stopped thinking that it might have been a bad move but he turned the camera back on and finished up. ewwwww. read the affidavit and more of the story by clicking on the picture of accused child molester Scott Ritter below.........oh and this isnt the first time this has happened with this guy.






also check out the cops discussing the sex sting below

he's a secret liberal

Recently(today) Republican Arizona representative John Shadegg retired from a distinguished career and he announced that he will not be running for reelection. Shadegg spent most of his political basically opposing anything a Democrat,liberal or even moderate republican proposed in a bill.On his way from capital hill today he was stopped for an interview and he explained why he personally is so opposed to the current healthcare reform bill and in doing this he gave a very liberal sounding answer......and stood by it

stopping it early

As you may or may not know the country of Yemen has been in the news a lot lately. Tired of the violence and the reputation they have for being a country that supports,sponsors and openly embraces the perversion of Islam known as terrorism people in Yemen are using everything at their disposal to keep kids on the right track and show them that terrorism and violence is bad for them,their families,Yemen and the Muslim religion. watch the video below


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Song of the day

this time its 3 songs from Teddy Pendergrass who is one of the greatest of all time who sadly passed away last night at the age of 59.If you're wondering whats so great about Teddy Pendergrass you seriously dont know music. this man is probably responsible for a lot of us being here today especially if you're under the age of 35







Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Video of the day

todays video is the first in depth interview with Detroit Pistons rookie and the first Swede in the NBA Jonas Jerebko. check out the interview and learn more about the man that i think was the steal of the draft.








to see more great Jonas Jerebko related stuff and more Detroit Pistons awesomeness click right here

Lower than Limbaugh

In my last post you may have seen the video of Rush Limbaugh trying to politicize the ongoing problems in Haiti well........thats not nearly as bad as saying that the earthquake in Haiti was the fault of the Haitian people for making a pact with the devil(could've sworn they were Christians in Haiti) and that it was really just God trying to punish them. If the thought of that offends you like it offended me congratulations you have a soul if not maybe you should go visit a church and talk with someone who isnt making shit up like Pat Robertson



to do something to actually help the people of Haiti without being a blasphemous bitch go to the red cross and give what you can

this is low

even for Rush Limbaugh. who the hell tries to politicize a goddamn earthquake? I get that he doesnt like president Obama but this is the wrong way to go after anybody over some political bullshit

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Song of the day

You may not know this but I've been a fan of Wu-Tang Clan since I was a little kid and today is the 42nd birthday of Wu Tang member Raekwon. So if you didnt know that it was his birthday you now know. you can wish him a happy birthday on twitter by clicking here and you can enjoy 2 of my favorites from him below





afternoon distraction

I'm working on something else that makes a whole hell of a lot of sense but for now enjoy some grilled chicken salad and Kim Kardashian

lets kick em all out!

As you may or may not know people are shitting themselves with fear over the hilariously failed attempt at a terrorist attack over Detroit metro airport on Christmas. What you dont know is that South Carolina congressman J.Gresham Barrett is introducing a bill to do something about it.....and by do something about it I mean kick random non white people out of the country for some odd reason. As you may expect this has several people pissed off including normal people and The National Iranian American Council who are rightfully mad because the bill calls for iranians to be kicked out of the country. he wants Iranians kicked out because of some random reason that strangely looks like "they're way too different from us" but thats just me.....oh and it kicks out cuban americans because i guess he ran out of cuban cigars. you can read more about gresham and this retarded bill by clicking on this entire sentence

Monday, January 11, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

Last week I blogged about how the teaparty nutjobs were planning on protesting the North American International Auto Show's big media event today. Infact they made it a point to call every teaparty member in the southeastern Michigan region to show up. of course we all know the teaparty is pretty sizeable and this means that there should've been hundreds and maybe even a couple of thousand people showing up outside of Cobo hall......that wasnt the case. the photos are from the Detroit free press's tweetphoto stream



saw this coming from a mile away



This shouldnt be shocking to anyone but former Alaska Governor and frequent Facebook user Sarah Palin is about to get a tv show on fox news. In my opinion this is actually a fantastic move for fox. Fox has a huge chunk of the nutjob base when it comes to viewers and adding the cute but psychotic and extremely popular(amongst crazy people) Sarah Palin to the mix should help keep fox at the top of the cable ratings race. Oh and the fact that the most watched cable news network in this country is a station that technically isnt news is kinda sad

click on the picture of a very foxy Sarah Palin below to read more about her coming to fox

Sunday, January 10, 2010

weird but true





In the year 1979 the world was dramatically different. so different that we were actually on speaking terms with Saddam Hussein and Iraq. Also in that same year the Rev. Jacob Yasso of Chaldean Sacred Heart right here in Detroit did something that would damn near be considered treason today......he congratulated Saddam on becoming the new president of Iraq. In return for this act of general courtesy Saddam did not shoot the man,instead he donated $250,000 to the church. Impressed with this act of kindness and realizing that Saddam was a high ranking foreign dignitary,an ally to America and the fact that Detroit has a pretty large Arab and Muslim population mayor Coleman A Young signed off on giving Saddam Hussein a key to the city.Upon receiving the key Saddam donated more money to the church. If you're wondering why 1. the reverend called saddam to congratulate him and 2. why did saddam donate money to a church when he's clearly Muslim I'm about to explain that. Chaldeans are Iraqi which means that it would not have been that weird for an iraqi to talk to another iraqi about another iraqi.....kinda like everyone else on the planet. Saddam was an egomaniac and he didnt hate Chaldeans so to hear something good from a Chaldean made him feel great and since he had unlimited money he decided to not be a dick that one time and the second donation from him was to pay off the church's debt. Saddam Hussein philanthropist,egomaniac,dictator,murderer and slightly more complicated than I could've imagined.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

afternoon distraction

working on something else but check out this video that i have always found funny for several reasons including chris brown not completely sucking as a singer,my love of remixing and my hatred of domestic violence even though i still laugh my ass off at violence on occasion

Friday, January 8, 2010

Video of the day

This one comes courtesy of Rudy Giuliani who happens to be a former presidential candidate who ran on 2 political issues 9 and 11. You may know him as America's mayor and the former mayor of New York City on what was one of the worst days in the history of this great country but according to him that day never happened.....I am not fucking kidding. its on video and its below. Oh and according to Dana Perino the former white house press secretary under president Bush.....it didnt happen at all



seriously he said "we had no domestic attacks under bush"

Thursday, January 7, 2010

the tea party comes to Motown

Photobucket

as you may or may not know if you're not a Detroiter like i am the 2010 north american international auto show is quickly approaching and the entire state of Michigan is excited for it for several reasons from the unsubstantiated that the president might stop through and check out a few cars to the known fact that several members of congress will be coming to town to the fact that the city will make a lot of much needed money in the next couple of weeks. the auto show is usually good times for all involved despite how bad everything else is going at the current time.But now that may be changing thanks to the same people who spent all summer yelling at politicians for a myriad of reasons with some of them being insane and a few more of them being a federal offense. what i'm saying is that the tea party patriot movement nutjobs will be outside of the GM world headquarters in the 20 degree weather on monday protesting while the rest of Detroit tries to enjoy the new automobiles and technology down the street at Cobo hall. enjoy that cold weather and remember to stay out of the middle of jefferson ave because its gonna be super busy

photobucket picture of the day

Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm (seen here on an episode of meet the press) is fired up about the impending production of the chevy volt and looks at it as a possible new beginning for the auto industry in michigan. click on the picture to read more and listen to an interview she did today with WJR am760 today.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

photobucket picture of the day

Apparently some genius on facebook thinks its a good idea to start a fan page with the intention of getting president Obama lynched. yes you just read that right. you can learn more about this by clicking on the picture below



and of course other(normal) people on facebook arent too happy about it


oh and its been up for 2 days despite pages full of complaints and still hasnt been taken down and this isnt the first time that the same group of high school students have made a page threatening the president. hell come to think of it,it's happened before on facebook


A leader in style

recently there have been a few news reports about how PETA used the first lady Michelle Obama in an ad to promote fabulous fur free ladies and now the presidents image is being used in an ad for weatherproof jackets in times square. this wouldnt be so bad if it weren't for the fact that as president he technically cant endorse any type of product for whatever reason. the ad uses a picture of the president taken on his recent trip to china and if you've been following this blog you may know that i posted the gigantic version of said photo but anyway here's the original photo and the advertisement. lets just hope that the good people at weatherproof don't act like the douches at H&M



and now the modified photo being used in the ad as seen in times square