The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.


20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Afternoon distraction

As a child I used to love playing dodgeball. There was just something about hitting another kid in the face with a ball that made me feel great. Of course I loved winning and if I can hit someone in the face with an object and win at the same time its a great day for me. As great as I was I was never able to do this to anyone. Watch and enjoy the insanity below.

Random act of failure

This is truly a revolutionary failure. Look at the photo,laugh,enjoy and then click on it to see more like it.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Glenn Beck Craziness

I know I haven't posted one of these in a while but this one is truly special. In this video our running joke of a hero,Glenn Beck lays out how the Obama administration is leading a revolution. A revolution against America and American ideas. He lays out how the White House is hiding information,ducking questions and trying to intimidate Fox news. Before this diatribe is said and done Glenn lets us know that the administration will start arresting and shooting people that don't agree with their policies. Listen to the insanity below.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Random act of failure

Usually during an auto race a safety car is called out just after a crash. As you're gonna see in this video the idea of the safety car only works when the safety car doesnt need another safety car to calm things down after the first safety car causes a second crash. Watch and enjoy below as a safety car driver makes a good case as to why he should be fired immediately.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Seems like a bad idea

This looked like a bad idea from the start and ended pretty bad. Watch below as a bunch of people prove why it is never a good idea to let a horse jump over you. Enjoy the insanity below.

Horse Show Stunt Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

Song of the Day

This song is one of my favorite songs ever. I've been enjoying it for the better part of 14 years and it never ever gets old to me. Listen and enjoy below and hopefully you'll at least kinda like it too.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Just killing time here

Kinda killing time here but you're gonna love it. Feel free to click on the picture below to check out some fantastic facebook photographic fails. Yes every one of those words start off with F sounds. Enjoy the insanity below.

Click on the picture to see more ridiculousness

Friday, May 21, 2010

Oil Spill Cam

Here's a live cam shot of the massive oil spill in the gulf of Mexico. BP finally let everyone see what it looks like so now here's your chance to see an environmental disaster in live action before it hits the tv machine. Watch and enjoy and be amazed at the sheer amount of oil not being collected by BP.Click on the picture of the oil rig to see the live cam.

Random act of failure

This is kind of a short update but its hilarious. Watch and be amazed as a couple of police officers forget the most basic rule of arresting a suspect. I wont give away what they did but the video is in fact insanely funny and those cops kinda had it coming to them. Enjoy the insanity and expect updates to be scarce for a while.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


This might be my only post on here for a minute due to internet issues but this one feels good to me. This happens to be my 700th post on this blog and thats a huge accomplishment but unfortunately as I stated earlier it'll be the only one for a while. Of course this doesn't mean that you should stop coming here and enjoying the site. just type in the word "fail" on the search bar located in the upper right hand corner and enjoy some classic videos of idiocy in action. Fail videos aren't your thing? Well feel free to type in the word "download" and get a ton of free music. Now in an effort to kill time while making the site look better check out Miss USA who happens to be from Dearborn,MI in these awesome photos. The fact that she's from nearby just proves my theory that Michigan has the best looking women in America.

I bet you were thinking I was gonna post the pole dance photos.....You can find those by clicking here.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I knew this was gonna happen

Recently some pretty tough new immigration law was passed in Arizona and it has created a ton of controversy. Today's random act of failure involves that law and a couple of idiots and with that lets set up whats going on in the video. A couple of days ago a couple of dummies decided to take the law into their own hands. Of course "take the law into their own hands" really means that they were going to impersonate cops to harass Mexicans. What they didn't count on was the fact that actual cops sometimes do things like patrol areas. Watch below as a blatant attempt of insane racism lands 2 guys in jail.

Now I know you enjoyed that but if you want to see more interviews and learn some more inside info on the story click on the picture below this sentence to see it.

Some Classic Fail

I know these videos have been seen a million times but dammit its still funny to me. I also have a pretty good feeling that it'll be funny to you too. With that said watch and enjoy two epic home shopping fails in the videos below.

Monday, May 10, 2010

And the insanity begins

Earlier today president Barack Obama nominated Elana Kagan for the supreme court to replace retiring justice John Paul Stevens. Since then there has been a ton of discussion and debate about her qualifications for the court. There has also been a lot of people pointing out that she is a huge fan of Thurgood Marshall(so am I) and that she once worked for him. Seeing this,Rush Limbaugh took it as an opportunity to voice his displeasure at Elana Kagan for being nominated by a socialist like Obama and to voice some long held resentment towards the late Thurgood Marshall. Listen below as Rush gets angry at Thurgood Marshall for saying that the original constitution(which allowed and endorsed slavery) wasn't perfect in a speech he gave a few months before I was even alive.

it only costs $500

Thats right it only will cost you $500 to see Conan O'Brien in person and take a photo.If this all sounds a little weird to you I'm going to explain it in the next couple of sentences. Senator Al Franken of Minnesota is holding a fundraiser next week for his political action committee "Franken's MVP's" and he has asked former colleague Conan O'Brien to stop through and help out with it. Conan will be there to take pictures and mingle with guests. The fundraiser takes place next week and if you want to learn more about it click on the picture below.

Just killing time here

Basically killing time here while I work on something with more substance in it but that doesnt mean I wont post something good here. You may be wondering what I'm gonna post here. Well stop wondering and check out some smooth Texas hip hop in the video below.

Midnight Distraction

Seriously I may have posted one of these several times before but it never gets old and there is an abundance of them out there. What the hell am I talking about? Well,I'm talking about awesome videos that show why I love to play skateboarding video games but will never ever do most of that stuff in real life. Watch below as people who shouldn't be on skateboards decide to get on skateboards and prove that we aren't all as good as Shaun White is.

Huge Skater Slips and Splits - Watch more Funny Videos

Horrible Skater Faceplants Without Board - Watch more Funny Videos

pay close attention to this last video.

Skater Takes Epic Nutshot On Barrier - Watch more Funny Videos

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Just killing time here

I'm basically in between slices of pie and killing time posting on this blog. Check out this wonderfully wrong idea for a mothers day gift. Enjoy that fail below and click on the picture to see a ton more just like it.

in case you missed it

If you missed Saturday Night Live last night you may have missed one of the best episodes in years. Luckily for you,you can get a taste of the sweet delicious comedy right here on this website. Watch below as we see a hilarious sketch involving Molly Shannon,Betty White and muffins. Enjoy the video.

Random act of failure

It should have been just a normal day involving some random guy shooting things with his rifle but this was no ordinary day. This day turned into what could quite possibly be on the front page of FAILBLOG in a few days. Watch below as a guy tries to show off with his gun and has it backfire in his face..literally.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Song of the Day

In what has to be the most obvious song of the day,today's song of the day comes courtesy of the late,great Tupac Shakur. The song is in fact "Dear Mama" and I'm dedicating it to my mama,my grandma and everybody's mama. Watch and enjoy the song and video below.

I need your help

I'm writing this as a call for help. I need suggestions and I need them now. Tomorrow is mothers day and like any halfway decent son I plan on cooking something good for my mother and grandmother. What I need from you is a suggestion on what to cook them. I want something that looks difficult but is actually rather simple to make. Oh and it has to not involve fish because my grandmother is allergic to it. I'm open to all non-fish related suggestions and with that said will you help me find something good to cook for my mom and grandma?

Random act of failure

If you know me or anything about me you kinda know that I enjoy watching game shows. One of my favorite is the show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader". I want to make it clear that I don't enjoy the show because of the humor of Jeff Foxworthy. I enjoy the show because its funny to see adults forget things that they learned when they were 9 years old. Sometimes though it seems as if some of these adults never learned these things as 9 year olds. Watch below as one woman makes you feel sad for America.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Glenn Beck Craziness

In today's edition we have a double shot of our hero going after the government for creating a police state. Glenn actually believes that things like putting a microchip in recycling bins will help lead to an NWO style one world government. Listen to the double shot of insane diatribes below.

Our hero discusses the evil microchips.

In this video he discusses how the unions and Obama will overthrow America and create a single government to control the world

the president speaks

The president speaks on last months stronger than expected jobs growth numbers. During the month of April the US actually gained 290,000 jobs but despite this the unemployment rate actually went up slightly. Watch the live press conference below as the president himself addresses these issues. Make sure you do it now because it probably wont be available later.

in case you missed it

Last night there was a pretty hilarious segment on the daily show(seems to be happening a lot lately) and during that segment illegal immigration was discussed. The point of the segment was to find out what would make someone reasonably suspicious that someone else is an illegal immigrant. With this said Jason Jones was on the case to see if he can reasonably suspect someone of being an illegal immigrant....on Cinco De Mayo. Watch and enjoy the hilarious results below.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Suspicious Behavior on Cinco de Mayo
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party

Midnight Distraction

This midnight distraction is short. In fact its only a few seconds long but its a classic. Watch below as a professional stunt man auditions for a Nike commercial. It turns out way more hilarious than we could have ever imagined and we have been laughing at it ever since.

A couple of years later the Afro Ninja was able to redeem himself thanks to comedy central and Daniel Tosh. Watch the redemption below.

Afro Ninja: Web Redemption
Web Redemption2 Girls, 1 Cup ReactionDemi Moore Picture

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Glenn Beck Craziness

In today's edition our hero takes the fight right to the progressive movement. Our hero and speaker of truth,Glenn Beck lets the world know that we have to protect our children and the future from liberalism. How does he plan on protecting the kids from liberalism? He plans on doing this by removing children from schools. Thats right....Glenn Beck hates the idea of a public school system. Listen to his insane diatribe below.

Stating the obvious

Earlier today on "Morning Joe",Joe Scarborough got a little upset at the current talking point being thrown around by a lot of republicans when it came to the oil spill in the gulf coast. During this short but sensible rant he pointed out why not only its a stupid talking point,he pointed out why its actually offensive. Look and listen to it below.

Just killing time here

Kinda killing time here because I have a massive headache and for some reason the pills have not put me to sleep. While I'm still awake in a headsplitting daze check out some fantastic facebook fails that will leave you falling out with laughter. Enjoy it by clicking on the picture below.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Oil and Water 2

A couple of weeks ago there was a massive oil spill down in the gulf coast. Since then there has been a ton of effort by the people in the gulf coast states and the government to clean up the oil spill. While all of this has been happening with limited success there has been a media blitz(mostly on fox news) of people comparing the oil spill to hurricane Katrina. Also there have been a few conspiracy theories about the oil spill. Adding to the conspiracy craziness is former FEMA director and the guy almost singularly responsible for the insanely slow response to hurricane Katrina,Michael Brown. Watch below as he tries to compare the response to the oil spill to the slow hurricane Katrina response that he oversaw amongst other insanity. After that check out what Bill O'Reilly has to say about it.

And now here's Bill O'Reilly with his responses to the last video.

Oh and the Morning Joe crew aren't too fond of the conspiracy theories either.

The Suns take a stand

Recently in the state of Arizona a very tough new law on illegal immigration was passed. As you may expect people have been debating about the law. Some people have said its a good first step to ridding the state of illegal immigrants. Meanwhile others are saying its gonna basically target Latinos for looking "too Mexican". The Phoenix Suns have decided to weigh in on the issue. They're gonna wear their "Los Suns" jerseys on Cinco de Mayo as a sign of support for the Latino community in Arizona. They're also doing it because the owner of the team and several players believe the law is just misguided racial profiling. To learn more about it click on the picture below.

Random act of failure

A couple of days ago I saw a story on tv about a state senator from Florida that got caught looking at porn during a debate about abortion rights. What I didn't know was that there is video of this happening. You can see this senatorial failure by clicking on the video below.

Senator Surfs Web During Debate - Watch more Funny Videos

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Glenn Beck Craziness

Earlier I posted about how our hero loved the constitution and how he repeatedly let the people at fox know that the constitution should never be shredded. Right after he said that he showed his approval of illegal interrogation techniques. To add to that he repeated the very same claim on his radio show about an hour later. Now we have this lovely clip from his television show in which he basically invites terrorists to attack America. Prepare to be amazed by this inspiring display of patriotism below.

The MLB weighs in

As everyone knows by now Arizona recently passed the toughest immigration law in the country. Since then people have been up in arms debating about it. Some say the law is a good first step in ridding this country of illegal immigrants who come here to commit crimes and steal our jobs. Others have been saying that the law is basically thinly veiled racial profiling. Now we have MLB players and managers weighing in on the issue. Before you get to that though check out this segment from MSNBC in which they discuss an effort by some to boycott the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Now that you've seen that click on the picture of Adrian Gonzalez to see what several members of the San Diego Padres have to say about the issue.

Also weighing in on the issue is Rod Barajas of the New York Mets who happens to be an American born player that lives in Arizona which means this law personally effects him and his family. Click on his picture to read about why he doesn't agree with the new law

Stating the obvious

Kinda killing time with this post because I really want to play the new Halo Reach beta but I had to post this one. John McCain's former chief economic advisor just outright said what everyone has been thinking for a long time. So you may be wondering "Well what the hell did he say?". I'm about to answer that right now. He said "Republicans, the party of the right, became the Party of White." To find out why he said it and what else he had to say about the upcoming midterm elections click on the picture of former McCain economic advisor Kevin Hassett below

Glenn Beck Craziness

In today's edition Glenn Beck,our running joke of a hero mentions his love of the constitution. In fact he even repeatedly says "You don't shred the constitution,EVER!" After that he immediately goes on to talk about how awesome torture is...even though torture is completely illegal and violates the constitution. Listen to the crazy below.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Midnight Distraction

I'm gonna be perfectly honest...I kinda like seeing creative graffiti and street art. I dont like it when people randomly tag the side of a school with something gang related but the name of the gang is spelled completely wrong and the colors are backwards. In fact I kinda hate that. By clicking on the picture below you will be taken to see 76 crazy examples of graffiti and optical illusions done only with the power of paint. Click and enjoy!

Report an illegal!

As everyone in America and a good chunk of Canada,Europe and South America knows by now Arizona has some pretty tough immigration laws. Many supporters of the new laws say that it will in fact cut down or possibly eliminate illegal immigrants in that state thus making crime rates lower and the economy better. Opponents of the law point out that police can basically stop people if they have "reasonably suspicion" that the person is an illegal immigrant. In English that means they can stop people for looking a little "too Mexican" and because of that a lot of people are calling the law racist and a slippery slope to racial profiling. Not helping the situation are neo-Nazi groups who have used this as an opportunity to get some free publicity. The video below explains some of this.

Oil and Water

As you all may know by now there's a massive and expanding oil spill down in the gulf coast. What you may or may not know is that some in the media has used this as an opportunity to say some outright crazy things. Take a look and listen to some of the crazy below.

Kicking it off with a little bit of the master of ridiculousness Glenn Beck

Rush thinks it may have been sabotage

So does Dana Perino

Fox thinks it also may or may not be sabotage

A late night time killer

Have you ever gone to a webpage only to find that it doesn't even exist? I know I cant be the only one that has experienced that. One thing I really hate when I get to those pages is seeing the 404 error message. I mainly hate those because its stopping me from finding whatever I was looking for and on top of that it just kinda looks ugly compared to most of the rest of the internet. Click on the very creative 404 error message below to see pictures of several more creative and less annoying error messages.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

The President Speaks

My last post was the "video of the day" in which the president joked around and made a crowd of people laugh. This video is a bit more serious. In this video the president speaks on a car bomb that was found in times square in NYC. He also speaks on the massive oil spill in the gulf coast states.

Video of the Day

Today's video of the day comes courtesy of the white house. As many of you may have seen,last night was the white house correspondents dinner. During the event several celebrities got their chance to meet some of the elites in Washington DC. Well enough about that,lets sit back and enjoy the commander/comedian in chief as he talks about issues,tells jokes and gets in a couple of shots at Jay Leno.

Just killing time here

Kinda wasting time but check out this awesome news fail. If you haven't seen it yet you're gonna get a pretty good laugh out of it. Watch and enjoy a great slip of the tongue below.

News Anchor Creates New Name For Milk - Watch more Funny Videos

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Afternoon distraction

I didnt realize this at first but this is actually my 666th post on this blog,which means I have been posting a ton of stuff. Now that thats out of the way here's a product that seems a bit overpriced but may actually be kinda decent. I'm sure a few ladies would want to buy one of these for that man in their life.Watch,be amazed and enjoy the video below.

yes this is a real product.

some live tv

The president is speaking at the commencement ceremony at the University of Michigan. You can listen to that below and if you want to watch it click right here to see the local coverage that I get to see here in Detroit.

Midnight Distraction

I don't think I've ever heard of this game. Maybe because it was out way before I made my way to this planet to help ruin it. One thing I do know is that I know quite a few people that fit the definition of the name of this game. Watch and enjoy some retro board game hilarity below.