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Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
1. A new research poll indicates that there are 6.1 million Hispanic children living in poverty.
2. This number exceeds the number of white children for the first time in history.
3. Rush attributes the rise in Hispanic poverty to the "open borders" that we have here in America thanks to Barack Obama.
4. The Obama administration has actually been very tough on undocumented immigrants during the last 3 years,especially when it comes to deportations.
5. According to Rush poverty means having only 1 cell phone.
6. Rush sees the rise in poverty as a good sign for president Obama because it keeps minorities,specifically Latinos dependent on the welfare state.
7. Rush conveniently forgets to point out that non-white children have always been more likely to be in poverty even though the majority of poor people in America have been white.
8. I should not have to explain number 7 to you.
9. Enjoy some ridiculousness.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Guy #1: Hey, Andy anything new in your world?
Breitbart: yeah check out this big fat cock on my phone. It belongs to some dude named Anthony.
Guy #1: umm.....why are you showing me that and why do you have that?
Guy #1: You know what, I'll just talk to you at some other time.
Breitbart: where are you going bro?
ain't nothing gay about showing dudes pictures of a dick thats not even yours.
thats america buddy!
If you think I'm lying about that conversation happening just remember that the only reason any picture of Anthony Weiner minus his underpants got out to the public was because he(Breitbart) was carrying the photo on his phone and showing it to other men and giggling. He also probably licked the cellphone screen. What straight guy do you know that carries photos of random penises on his cellphone? I know I wouldn't do that. I don't think any straight men that I know would ever think of doing that. It's just not something that straight men do. I've never had a conversation with my friends and have the topic of pictures of penises come up. Maybe I just roll with a more conservative crowd than Andrew and they talk about ballsacks all day while rejoicing to classic photos of random erections. Maybe I am wrong for assuming that it's kinda gay to be that in love with a picture of a random set of male genitalia. Maybe I just don't understand how awesome other guys look with their pants off. Maybe I need to become more tolerant of the "straight men who stare at dicks" community. I guess I'll never learn why he enjoys those types of pictures so much and I may never know why everyone that defended him happened to be an older male. What I do know however is that if Andrew Breitbart is gay he should just start being truthful with us and most importantly himself. It has to be painfully stressful to live everyday knowing that you're suppressing your own natural feelings. We all only get one shot at life and why make it unbearable by lying to ourselves? The truth will set him free and when he's ready to be honest I'm ready to accept him as the great person that he has the potential to be.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
As a bonus I may have found a new site to enjoy.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Baby oil: It disgusts Sarah -- because she associates it with sex. Page 146.
Sarah proselytized teammates, preached about "The Rapture." Page 20.
Sarah had a propensity for walking around naked on athletic trips. Page 21.
Todd has "most amazing beer drinking capacity I've ever seen." Page 27.
Sarah dated black men in Anchorage. Page 24.
Sarah and sisters "had fetish for black guys for a while." Page 24.
Vigorously defended high school teacher arrest for molesting students. Page 28.
Sarah never went, according to a security official. Page 142. (to the Wasilla Bible Church)
Sarah and Todd Palin did lines of cocaine with friends off the top of an oil drum. Page 146.
Deployment of Track to Iraq: "Her lack of emotional involvement was scary." Page 182.
Dinosaurs: Sarah believed that humans lived alongside them. Page 120.
Driving skills: Sarah always got lost in her Suburban. Page 140.
Glen Rice: Sarah linked up with Rice during 1987 basketball tournament. Page 24.
"She hauled his ass down but she freaked out afterward... I fucked a black man! She was just horrified" (quote from friend). Page 25.
"We just hit it off... It was all done in a respectful way, nothing hurried," Rice said. Page 25.
Mechanix Illustrated: "As deeply as [Todd] delved into literature." Page 23.
Racism: Todd and two friends beat up only black student in school. Page 22.
Sarah left college in Hawaii because "people of color made her nervous." Page 23
Sarah fired all the non-white staffers in governor's office. Page 219.
Screensaver: On first day in office, Mayor Palin changed text on her official computer to read "GOD LOVES YOU SARAH PALIN." Page 89.
Sexual Harassment: Palin accused city officials of "ogling her butt" during step-aerobics class. Page 63.
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Sarah sang "I like big butts and I cannot lie" in the kitchen. Page 63
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
It's very late at night/early in the morning, I can't sleep and I figured I may as well do something productive. In my not sleeping I decided to watch a few classic NBA videos. In fact I particularly wanted to see some classic videos of one of my favorite players, Glen Rice. Glen Rice is my 3rd favorite player to have been born in the state of Michigan behind George "the ice man" Gervin and Jalen Rose. Luckily for Glen he places ahead of a former 3point champion from Detroit who shares my last name with a different spelling. There is one more reason why I'm focusing this blog on Glen Rice. This reason is the 1987 Great Alaskan Shootout which the wolverines lost. The tournament was won by Arizona but I think from now on everyone will remember this tournament for the off the court action. By off the court action I mean Glen Rice was the guy that fulfilled Sarah Palin's fantasy of sleeping with a black man. According to a new biography on Sarah Palin her friends are quoted as saying that she has a huge fetish for black men. While this upcoming scene from the new "Nailin' Palin" movie marinates in your brain here's a video of Glen Rice not boning vice presidential candidates. Oh and as an interesting side note to this story the one night stand took place on or near the day that I was born.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
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