I know its still early where you're at and you're finally thinking about eating breakfast. Why not have a Candwich? Stephen Colbert explains what a Candwich is and what it does in the clip below. Watch,enjoy and be amazed.
If you've been following this blog since I first started it in 2008 you know that the above title used to be the name of the actual blog in general. Back then I had no real idea of what direction(s) I wanted to go in but I knew that I wanted to write. Eventually I settled on making the blog about politics,music and general stupidity. Since then this blog has gone from barely getting 100 hits total in its first month to over 2000 hits in the last few days. Now that I have that out the way I want to bring to you a great edition of insanity on a computer screen. In this edition one man talks about soccer,its connection to satan,sodomy,socialism and Barack Obama. Watch and be amazed that people this dumb are actually allowed to vote in this country.
Today I'm not gonna post a clip of his radio show. I'm not gonna post one of his daily rants on tv or anything that involves audio. Instead of that I'm going to let our hero do the speaking through a single picture that shows why he's so much better than you at everything. Look below and notice the failure.
Ever since I could remember I'd always had a thing for the game of poker. Its by far my favorite gambling related activity. As a teenager my love for the game grew for 2 very important reasons. The first reason happened to be the fact that ESPN started televising the world series of poker on tv and its amazing to see that you can win millions of dollars on one hand. The second and equally as important reason is that I found out about strip poker. Of course none of that is going on in the very sexy video below but since there is a poker table involved I just thought I'd write about it anyway. Watch the clip below and enjoy some very hot girl on girl action.
I bet that you didn't know this but legendary Miami,FL based rap group 2live crew is officially endorsing Elana Kagan as a supreme court nominee. Ok so maybe the whole group isn't endorsing her but the frontman,Luther "Uncle Luke" Campbell is. In a column for Miami New Times News,the man thats known for such songs as "Banned in the USA","I wanna rock" and the classic and controversial "Me so horny" states why he endorses Elana Kagan as a supreme court nominee. In his endorsement he takes the time to point out that Elana Kagan has made a career out of upholding the constitution even when it wasn't popular. He does this by specifically pointing out that she was one of the people that defended him and 2 live crew against obscenity charges stemming from the content of their album "As nasty as they wanna be". In her brief that defended the album Ms Kagan wrote that the lyrics "does not physically excite anyone who hears it, much less arouse a shameful and morbid sexual response.". In other words even though there was a ton of profane language and sexual references the lyrics weren't going to make you go out and sexually assault somebody. I bet that whole connection surprised you. You can read more of Uncle Luke's statements by clicking on the picture which happens to be right below the very song that they had to go to the supreme court over. Listen,watch,click,read,enjoy and pass it on.
Oh and it looks like Fox news fans aren't too happy about this either.
On a hot day like today people would kill to be near a beach. I know I'd love to be at a beach right now,swimming,relaxing in the water,staring at a bunch of women in bikinis. Even though I love the beach I know that there are some things you just don't do at the beach. One of those things you shouldn't do at a beach is try to impress people with something you may or may not know how to properly do. Watch below as one guy makes that terrible mistake.
In today's edition our hero talks about how we are increasingly under threat from the new black panther party. In the first video he plays a tirade by a single black panther member and he uses this to break into his reasons as to why Obama is a racist. Listen to the next couple of clips to see how Glenn Beck is able to connect the president to the new black panther party.
Kinda killing some time here because I seriously haven't posted anything on this blog in several hours but you're gonna like this. Below is a video that teaches you how to speak in Estonian. After watching this I am officially convinced that Estonian is a really dirty language. Watch and enjoy the clip below.
In today's edition El Rushbo talks about how president Obama has failed America. In it he talks about the recession and about how there was no recession until after Barack Obama became president. I will type this sentence again.......There was no recession until after Barack Obama became president. All of this was created by Barack Obama and the democrats. No recession happened until after Obama got in office if you don't count that whole international recession that nearly collapsed the entire planet that happened to start in 2007. Listen to and enjoy the insanity below.
Last year during the healthcare reform debate I wrote about how one of the provisions in the then bill would put a ten percent tax on indoor tanning. Ever since then people have been chiming in one way or another. Of course I don't see the big deal about putting a tax on tanning but then again I would never have the need to tan. Others however aren't so indifferent about the tax. Everyone from Snookie from "Jersey Shore" to Senator and former presidential candidate John McCain have chimed in with their dislike of this particular tax. Of course all of that kinda seems tame compared to Jim Quinn who has basically equated the tax to racism because of the fact that black people aren't exactly lined up around the block to get tans. Listen to and enjoy the insanity below.
