Pat Robertson is still crazy. Also,it seems that he doesn't want to freak you out and get all weird but the earthquake was clearly a sign. That's right! The earthquake was a sign from God that America sucks. Watch below as he explains his theory.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Picture of the day
I haven't updated this site in a few hours but lets make up for it right now. Below is not one but 3 photos that are all related and awesome. Get ready for 2 fails and a win.
Just killing time here
First and foremost I want to thank The Political Carnival for refreshing my memory on this awesome subject. As everyone knows a magnitude 6.0 earthquake hit Virginia earlier today. Luckily there wasn't much damage and no one died but the quake was strong enough to be felt as far away as here in Detroit. Back in March when Japan got hit by an insanely strong earthquake house majority whip and Stephen Colbert lookalike Eric Cantor actually proposed cutting funding for the USGS. This seemed very douchetastic at the time and now it just comes across as ironic seeing as the epicenter of today's quake was in his district in Virginia. Look at the photos below to see the epicenter of the quake and how it lines up with Eric Cantor's district.
the first photo shows where the quake hit.
The second photo shows where Cantor's district is. His district is highlighted in purple.
the first photo shows where the quake hit.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
video of the day
I doubt that everyone in America has seen those "Pure Michigan" commercials which encourages people to visit the lovely state that I live in. If not go check out a few of them. They really do show off the beauty of this great state. Also,feel free to visit Michigan because you are always welcome to stop by. With that said the video below is a spoof of those amazing ads. This one in particular hits very close to home for me because it asks and then answers a question that I have had on my mind for a long time. I know that at least one of you will laugh until it hurts after seeing this.
Saturday, August 20, 2011
random act of failure
I'm making a triumphant return to posting insanity,ridiculousness and craziness on this site. With that said here is something insane for you to enjoy. Look at,laugh at and feel free to share this hilarious photo with your friends.
Friday, August 19, 2011
If you missed it
Last night Jon Stewart took some time to praise Warren Buffet for pointing out that rich people pay a smaller tax percentages than average Americans. As expected Fox news does not like the idea of rich people paying a few extra dollars in taxes every year. Watch below as Jon Stewart points out the stupidity.
Song of the day
Why am I posting this? Well I'm doing it because I need to. I haven't done anything on here in a few days. On top of that this song has been stuck in my head for a few days now. With that said feel free to let this Lil Wayne song get stuck in your head.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Just killing time here
If you have been one of the 12 people visiting this site for the past 2 years you may know a few facts about it. You may know that this site is named after a clip of Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann trying to bash President Barack Obama. You can see that clip below and you can also see the best picture of a presidential candidate ever. Why am I posting the picture? I'm posting it because it is hilarious to me. You can yell about it being sexist but we both know that you laughed when you saw it. With that said sit back,enjoy and laugh once again at the Iowa state fair.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Reaching my limit
I haven't been on here in a while and its frustrating me. As much as that,the current pain in my left calf and my string of weird luck is frustrating me it isn't as bad as the BS in DC. Everyday it is becoming increasingly apparent that some of our elected "leaders" would much rather posture for the cameras instead of even attempt to work on solutions. Some of them even go as far to actually bet against America. Let me say this again, Eric Cantor will make a nice amount of extra income if America defaults. As the house and the senate desperately try to hammer out a deal that will keep us from becoming the deadbeat dad of industrialized nations, he will be betting against congress actually doing their job. What really adds to this level of ridiculousness is that he may get his way because as we all know, congress is filled with lazy and apathetic democrats,melodramatic republicans and the borderline psychotic tea party members. With this mix of sheer stupidity its clear that lawmakers will fail at making a law and then as always blame Barack Obama. When all else fails it is always a good time to blame the president. Sure he only signs the law but we all know that he should have done the job of everyone in congress and came up with a bill,vote on it,reject it,redo the bill,vote again and then pass it with a two thirds majority before sending it to himself to sign. I guess what I'm saying here is that congress is full of middle aged people who act like children. Sometimes I wonder if it would serve this country better to have toddlers run it for a while. Sure we may end up with a 56% tax on broccoli and spinach but I'm fairly sure that they would raise the debt ceiling without much ridiculousness. Something else that bugs me is people who say that America should be run like a business should not spend more than it takes. On the surface this sounds great but they totally avoid pointing out that businesses can just raise prices for their service. The only way a government can be run like an actual business would be to raise prices for the services it provides. Of course since the government isn't selling cheeseburgers for $3,the only way they can theoretically raise prices is to raise taxes. I have no problem with raising taxes on rich people. Even Ronald "republican Jesus" Reagan raised taxes. In fact he did it several times. I had to get that bit of frustration out. If you were able to stick around and read that here's a video for you.
