Bachmannia!

The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.

Revelations

20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Reaching my limit

I haven't been on here in a while and its frustrating me. As much as that,the current pain in my left calf and my string of weird luck is frustrating me it isn't as bad as the BS in DC. Everyday it is becoming increasingly apparent that some of our elected "leaders" would much rather posture for the cameras instead of even attempt to work on solutions. Some of them even go as far to actually bet against America. Let me say this again, Eric Cantor will make a nice amount of extra income if America defaults. As the house and the senate desperately try to hammer out a deal that will keep us from becoming the deadbeat dad of industrialized nations, he will be betting against congress actually doing their job. What really adds to this level of ridiculousness is that he may get his way because as we all know, congress is filled with lazy and apathetic democrats,melodramatic republicans and the borderline psychotic tea party members. With this mix of sheer stupidity its clear that lawmakers will fail at making a law and then as always blame Barack Obama. When all else fails it is always a good time to blame the president. Sure he only signs the law but we all know that he should have done the job of everyone in congress and came up with a bill,vote on it,reject it,redo the bill,vote again and then pass it with a two thirds majority before sending it to himself to sign. I guess what I'm saying here is that congress is full of middle aged people who act like children. Sometimes I wonder if it would serve this country better to have toddlers run it for a while. Sure we may end up with a 56% tax on broccoli and spinach but I'm fairly sure that they would raise the debt ceiling without much ridiculousness. Something else that bugs me is people who say that America should be run like a business should not spend more than it takes. On the surface this sounds great but they totally avoid pointing out that businesses can just raise prices for their service. The only way a government can be run like an actual business would be to raise prices for the services it provides. Of course since the government isn't selling cheeseburgers for $3,the only way they can theoretically raise prices is to raise taxes. I have no problem with raising taxes on rich people. Even Ronald "republican Jesus" Reagan raised taxes. In fact he did it several times. I had to get that bit of frustration out. If you were able to stick around and read that here's a video for you.



Saturday, June 11, 2011

Random act of failure

While I'm still near a computer I might as well keep entertaining you. With that said check out this awesome store that I'm sure has a ton of customers. Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to type in the word "fail" in the search bar for more ridiculousness.


Song of the day

I know I haven't been here in a while but thats a whole different issue. Today I'm gonna bring you music by an undiscovered musical group called "the wolfe pak". This group should have taken off and been a major force in hip hop. Unfortunately they had the bad luck of having awful beats and even worse raps. Sit back, listen and enjoy quite possibly the worst rap song of all time. Be amazed by the awfulness.


Monday, May 9, 2011

Some good news

This may not have been on the cable news networks today but this is some truly awesome news for America. In particular it's great news for Michigan. The Obama administration recently awarded the state of Michigan $200million to upgrade rail lines and a piece of another $336 million to purchase high performance trains and equipment to build a high speed rail network between Detroit and Chicago. To learn more about it click on the picture below.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Just killing time here

I haven't posted anything in a while so I figure I should make up for that. Also,it happens to be mothers day and I figured this might get a few laughs out of everyone that sees this. With that said,click on the song below and enjoy. Feel free to post this on the facebook page of a hot mom that you happen to know.


Saturday, May 7, 2011

Midnight Distraction

I've always had a weird interest in people who spend tons of time building things out objects such as cards or dominoes. I've always wondered how do they have the patience to do it and what compels them to start in the first place. I understand that completing a task like that can bring on a amazing sense of accomplishment but its a ridiculously tedious task. Watch below as one man nearly breaks a record for stacking dominoes. Look,enjoy and share with everyone.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Afternoon Distraction

In this edition Jon Stewart of the daily show goes after Donald Trump and Sarah Palin for being borderline retarded on a whole host of things during the week. Click on the video below,laugh and feel free to share this entire site with your friends.

You may have missed this

During the republican debates last night the question of gay marriage was raised. As expected all of them were pretty much against it in any way,shape or form. All except for Ron Paul who actually thought up a way to let the states decide on the issue. He's still a lunatic but check out this surprisingly sane answer from a man known for being psychotic.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Afternoon Distraction

I tell women this all the time. Its probably why I haven't slept with a midget.



Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Just killing time here

Haven't posted anything in a minute so here's a music video. Enjoy!