Bachmannia!

The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.

Revelations

20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Photo of the day

Sometimes the people over at fox get it right. This is one of those times.


Saturday, April 9, 2011

Random act of failure

Not too long ago I was watching the show "Coal" on spike tv and kinda enjoying the faked drama. For anyone not familiar with the show its basically a show that shows how dangerous it is to be a coal miner. For those of us familiar with the show or the idea of coal mining in general we already know that its incredibly dangerous. While the show hasn't been killing in the ratings it has picked up some loyal viewers and amongst those viewers happens to be the MSHA who saw the first episode and immediately fined the coal company featured on the show based on the things that were left in the episode. To find out exactly what they were fined for click on the picture below.


Midnight Distraction

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have Meridith Viera flirt with you? Watch the video below and you'll find out exactly what its like to have an award winning journalist/game show host basically beg you to whip it out on national tv feels like. Watch,enjoy and share with everyone.

Friday, April 8, 2011

umm....what?

After months of doing nothing and then talking about doing nothing as if they did something spectacular and then threatening a shutdown over something that has nothing to do with the budget,it looks like they may finally be getting close to a deal that will keep the government from shutting down. Of course I'm only saying that after seeing the photo below. In the photo you see a screenshot from the website of Nebraska senator Mike Johanns who is proudly talking about the deal that was reached to avoid a government shutdown. Lets hope that this isn't a mistake.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Trumped up

Recently,real estate mogul and reality tv star Donald Trump has been dropping hints that he may run for president. He even has the support of a lot of republican voters. Now that he's a serious contender for a presidential bid he has to be fact checked. Luckily the people at NBC decided to do some of the work for us. Enjoy as they clear the air on a few of the claims he made in a recent interview with them.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Glenn Beck Craziness:special edition

In this platinum edition of insanity we take a look at some of the goings on in the life of our hero,the honorable Glenn Beck. It was announced on Wednesday that Glenn would be leaving the Fox News Channel. There have been rumors for the last few months that things weren't going so well behind the scenes due to the continued success of an all out effort to get everyone to stop sponsoring Glenn and his television show. We may never know why everything fell apart but we do know that during the last couple of years Glenn has given us some gems of wisdom and insanity through his tv and radio shows. With that said here are some of my personal favorites.

Glenn accuses a senator of trying to censor free speech in America because the senator publicly stated that he doesn't trust "news" shows.

Glenn and his cohorts take on the theory of evolution.

The NRA thinks for themselves and this pisses Glenn off.

Glenn and the always lovely Michele Bachmann go for the world record in stupid.

Glenn prepares us for the end of the world by trying to scam all of us out of hundreds of dollars each.

Glenn goes after the first lady for being arrogant and a tad bit niggerish.

What did Glenn like to talk about on his show? Click here to find out.

Glenn is not a fan of using hip hop music to help educate kids.

Glenn schools America on how America should be.....like 1789.

He's also a world class mathematician.

Facts have a liberal bias that only helps terrorists win!

A quick comparison of MLK and Glenn Beck.

Glenn goes after Homer Simpson for being a harbinger of terrorism.

NAACP says that racism is bad,Glenn calls them racist for pointing that out and he once again goes after Michelle Obama.

Glenn once again proves why the educational system is broken in this country.

I could go on for days with this but instead I'm stopping here. Enjoy this and pass it to your friends.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Glenn Beck Craziness

In a return to normalcy on this blog I'm going to torture everyone with a Glenn Beck rant. In this confusing rant against unions Glenn finds a way to connect things that don't even connect. He connects a recall election with dinners in Kabul with communism with 9/11 and victims of it with terrorism with a conspiracy to destroy capitalism. Listen below and try to make sense of this one.


100 facts

I haven't done one of these in a while and some Facebook friends asked me to do it. With that said here are 100 facts that you may or may not know about me.

1. Date of Birth: 11/30/1987
2. Height: 5'11"
3. Weight: a lot
4. I've completed 4 of my 23 goals as of this blog posting.
5. I've lost my last 2 jobs on a Tuesday.
6. I've almost been shot twice in my life with this incident being the most recent.

7. Despite me being very nervous around women,I get along with them a lot easier than I do with males.

8. I still find it amazing that any woman finds me sexually attractive.
9. I once met coach Chuck Daly for all of 4 seconds when he told me to get out of his way.
10. My favorite cartoon character as a kid was Daffy Duck.
11. I've been a fan of pro wrestling ever since I was a kind and once considered doing it for a living.

12. I quit drinking soda almost 2 years ago.
13. I never liked the taste of popcorn.
14. I find people like Bill Maher to be abrasive and slightly idiotic.
15. I find Sarah Palin physically attractive but I think she may actually be kinda slow.
16. My favorite food is lasagna.
17. My favorite number is 17.
18. My favorite fruit is peach.
19. If I had the money and the support I'd run for mayor and get my name out there through a media blitz.
20. Even though he didn't turn out to be the second coming of Jesus,I'm still a big Barack Obama supporter.
21. I think the tea party is full of shit.
22. I do plan on one day having some sort of political clout in the city of Detroit.
23. I have never liked the city council here in Detroit.
24. I wear a size 15 shoe.
25. When I was 12 I wanted to be rich by 25. I have a year and a half to reach that goal.
26. I'm a decent-ish blackjack player.
27. I have a knack for putting my foot in my mouth without saying a word.
28. If the team is from Detroit they have my support.
29. Despite my love for Detroit and all things Detroit I was born in California.
30. In a town that technically doesn't exist anymore.
31. Favorite wrestler as a kid: tie between The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
32. I didn't move to Detroit until 1989.
33. I'm 4 inches taller than my father and 2 inches taller than my mother.
34. I have one older brother and one younger sister.
35. Once made background music for a political website.
36. I officially own the domain thegangstergovernment.com.
37. I plan on owning it for another 5 years or so just to make sure that no one ruins the name.
38. Holly Robinson Peete was the first celebrity I ever had a crush on.
39. I still think she's great looking.
40. I've never been to college.
41. I want to change that someday.
42. After this summer I plan on never catching a bus in Detroit again.
43. I'm part Irish. Somewhere around 3% of me is Irish.
44. On Facebook I list my religious views as "God hates the lions.".
45. I think Dennis Miller may be one of the worst comedians I have ever seen.
46. Richard Pryor,Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are my favorite comedians.
47. Marvin Gaye is my favorite singer of all time.
48. Other favorites include Michael Jackson,James Brown and Barry White.
49. Tupac Shakur is my favorite rapper.
50. Other favorites include Big L,The Notorious B.I.G.,both members of UGK and Snoop Dogg.
51. Was once hit by a police car.
52. I can not do the splits.
53. I used to give blood frequently just because it was $30 for sitting down for an hour.
54. I'd do the same now if there were places to do that closer to my house.
55. I enjoy pretty much every type of music except for death metal.
56. If half of the people that followed me on twitter clicked on this site everyday I'd make hundreds more a month in ad revenue.
57. I only know small bits of Spanish but I'm trying to learn more everyday.
58. I hate the taste of cabbage.
59. I love liquor,hate beer.
60. Before I die I want to visit every MLB ballpark.
61. I want to do the same thing with NFL stadiums.
62. I've only been to the hospital twice in my life.
63. This is what happened the last time I went.
64. I'm an insomniac.
65. If my life goes right I'll have several million dollars saved by the time I'm 50.
66. I seriously have a hard time going to sleep before 3am.
67. I've been to Canada several dozen times but I've never been to Wisconsin.
68. I also have no interest in going there.
69. Atheists annoy me almost as much as religious zealots.
70. I have no respect for Glenn Beck,at all.
71. In general I dislike political pundits.
72. I don't see why Rhianna is famous for "singing".
73. I could say that about a lot of singers.
74. I will never figure out how or why Jesse Ventura was elected governor of Minnesota.
75. If you're a 9/11 truther,you're a retard.
76. If you don't believe that the president was born in America,you're a retard.
77. I pretty much think conspiracy theories are stupid.
78. I can't watch cable news without laughing.
79. I actually think that local news is better.
80. My favorite local news people? Mara MacDonald and Alicia Smith.
81. I've been on the news once in my life.
82. I once lost a job due to the Detroit Lions being a horrible football team.
83. I can't back down from a bet no matter how crazy it is.
84. I think I'd make an ok police officer.
85. On occasion I suffer from extreme writers block.
86. The number 86 is my least favorite number.
87. I get annoyed at fans of Apple products.
88. I still have a myspace page.
89. I actually still have 3 of them.
90. I have never driven out of state.
91. I would have gone to the Charlie Sheen show just to see him overdose on stage.
92. I'm totally serious about that last statement.
93. Before I tore my ankle up and gained weight I could dunk with relative ease.
94. I miss being able to dunk on people.
95. Favorite movies of all time: Scarface,Blazing Saddles and Anchorman.
96. Least favorite movies: Gigli,House Party 4.
97. Favorite tv shows: anything involving Detroit sports.
98. Least favorite tv shows: Grey's Anatomy
99. I find it a little weird that when I do get hit on it's usually by older women.
100. Its weird and awesome at the same time.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Midnight Distraction

I kinda wanted to go see this on Saturday. Of course I didn't want to pay for it because I'm cheap and I knew what was about to happen. I know for a fact had I been there I would have lost my voice from laughing so hard at the crowd,the show and the ridiculousness involved. You kinda know its gonna be bad when they have to give away tickets and the people with free tickets still think that it sucks. With that said lets check out some firsthand reviews from the news stations here in Detroit of the violent torpedo of truth himself,Charlie Sheen.




Charlie Sheen Live Show Gets 'Torpedoed' in Detroit: MyFoxDETROIT.com

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Just killing time here

I wonder if they're gonna let you take more than one.