Bachmannia!

The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.

Revelations

20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Song of the day

It is the last Friday of the year 2011 and I'm honestly kinda happy to see this year disappear. Today's song of the day happens to be an audio/visual mashup of insanity. The song has the distinction of being the most popular song on Youtube during this past year. Before the original upload was taken down it had over 100 million views. The re-upload has more than 15 million views. The visual comes from one of my favorite movies of all time. Sit back and enjoy a Friday mashup of Rebecca Black and Ice Cube and try not to judge me for knowing every line in the movie and every line of that song. Also,this is my favorite internet video in 2011,point,blank,period.

Just killing time here

I for one am always happy when someone announces an engagement. It's good to see people in love and willing to take that next step and get married. I don't even get annoyed when I see women posting photo after photo of their engagement rings on Facebook. If you're going to be that woman,check the photo for any and everything weird.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Random act of failure




I'm not a gymnast. I can't flip to save my life. Of course my complete lack of talent lets me know a few things about proper techniques,of which I have none.A backflip is something that most of you should never even attempt to try. Of course if you do it and don't have the proper training you're an idiot who's almost asking to mess up. Below are two videos of people flipping. One of them has success and the other person somehow avoids dying. Click,enjoy,be amazed and share.



Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Just killing time here

My computer is a mishmash of ridiculousness,insanity and craziness. I may have thousands of random pictures on my PC and a good chunk of those are on this site. Here are 3 that I somehow forgot to post on here. Look at and be amazed by these amazing photos.



Monday, December 26, 2011

Midnight Distraction

Now that the war on Christmas is over and the godless liberals have won again,we can now focus on all of the fun that good,clean,conservative,Christian Americans had during the day. For most of us this fun included food,music,enjoying a day with the family and of course presents. The presents are there as a small symbol for how much we love each other. Everyone with a brain knows that and are pretty happy with what they got even if it was a pretty awesome hat that was slightly too small for their head. Of course with me being a guy who can pretend to not be a jerk on some occasions I happily gave that hat to a family member who didn't have an OJ Simpson sized head. These people however have less than 0 reasons to be upset and yet they are. Click for a bigger view of some Christmas grinches.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Christmas Madness

I don't know if you noticed this but some people think that the president and his family may actually hate Christmas. They think that he hates it to the point that he wont even call it Christmas. In fact they think that he may be one of those weirdos that calls it Xmas because he hates Christ and anyone that supports him. Even Sarah Palin worries about the president and his views on Christmas purely based on his Christmas card that didn't have enough Christmas in it.




With that in mind I give you the video below. According to Deadspin.com the man in this video is named Chad McGhee and according to his twitter page he describes himself as a man who loves pro wrestling(obviously),high school football and the lord. This man who loves the lord and is a proud and strong Christian also has a few problems with "president" Obama. He takes the time to call him out on his lack of faith,his hatred of Christ and his illegal war on Christmas. He also takes the time to direct some of that anger at Michelle Obama for kinda suggesting that a bacon double cheeseburger and fries which are really just a pile of kit kat bars dipped in caramel isn't exactly the healthiest lunch for a 6 year old,even if the kid has a diet soda. Click on and enjoy 4 minutes and 30 seconds of sheer madness that has to take a few breaks to catch it's breath.



If you missed it

If you missed it last night,Rachel Maddow was in a tiny bit of a snarkastic mood. She took a tiny bit of time out of her show which is usually filled with political insanity to talk about Christmas cards. In particular she was talking about Fox's outrage over the Christmas card sent out by our secret Muslim of a president who also happens to be a black nationalist who goes to a church run by a man who hates America. That's right,they're upset at president Obama over a Christmas card. The card somehow doesn't depict "faith,family and freedom" according to the lovely Sarah Palin and of course world renowned lesbian,Rachel Maddow had to take offense to that because she hates real Americans. Despite how dumb this is,it's only the second stupidest thing you're going to read or see this week. Click on the video below to see some liberal get upset at real Americans who just want the white house to act more like a white house.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Afternoon Distraction

Many people who know me,know that I'm not the biggest fan of Newt Gingrich. I am however a fan of hilarious pranks being played on Newt Gingrich. It seems that someone is having a ton of fun with the domain name "NewtGingrich.com" and I'm enjoying it like crazy. Thanks to a tweet by liberal radio host Nicole Sandler,who probably isn't related to Adam Sandler,I was able to find out about this neat little trick someone connected with some campaign has been playing on Newt with that domain name. If you type in NewtGingrich.com on your browser and decide to go to that site it will redirect you to 1 of 5 sites filled with negative articles or things that opponents have used to attack the republican contender with. You may get an article about how his campaign is struggling or you may end up on the homepage of Freddie Mac. To test your luck,click on the picture of Newt below.


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Seduction




It's closing in on those sexy late night hours where everyone feels like they could and should seduce that someone special. Us humans have many ways of seducing each other so there's really no right way to do it. Of course there are a few wrong ways to do it. In the video below you'll get another crash course in how not to use the power of seduction.

Ad of the day

In this "Ad of the day" we get republican presidential contender Rick Perry telling some hard truths about his opponents. He lets us know that Mitt Romney is really just some rich jerk who has never known what it's like to even be in the same room with normal Americans and as far as I'm concerned that is spot on. He also lets us know that Newt Gingrich is a bit of a liar and as far as I'm concerned huge ethics violations and fines makes Rick Perry correct in this assumption. Click and enjoy the ad people.