Bachmannia!

The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.

Revelations

20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Video of the Day

Rick the mixmaster Santorum may not be doing too well in the polls in Florida,but this doesn't mean that he doesn't have his supporters. In fact one of his biggest supporters in Florida is ultra-conservative Florida pastor O'Neal Dozier. Reverend Dozier also happens to be one of those "blah people" that Santorum mentioned back in Iowa. With this said O'Neal Dozier took some time out of his busy schedule of preaching the word to the lovely people of Florida to sit down for an interview with the even lovelier Brooke Baldwin on CNN earlier today. By the looks on her face throughout this interview you can tell she's thinking 2 things. The first of those things being "He looks a little bit like Herschel Walker with wrinkles". The second thing she may be thinking is "He has some pretty extreme views and seems a bit out there". Click on,look at,listen and pay attention to the interview below.

Live Primary Results

I don't know if you know this but apparently there's a primary going on in Florida. In fact it's going on right now. If you're one of those people who want to see who wins the battle for Florida,a battle between a man who pays a lower tax rate than I do and Dwight Shrute from the office's evil grandfather,click on the map of Florida below.

Eye of a loser

Newt Gingrich may still be in the presidential race but he's not doing nearly as well as he wants to do. In Florida he's losing badly to Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney happens to be a man with weird tax issues,a smooth signature and a less than firm handshake. To add to Newt's troubles,his endorsement by Herman Cain hasn't helped at all and his campaign is becoming a joke. A sick and twisted joke on republican voters,but a joke nonetheless. Now he's being sued for his campaign song. His song happens to be the classic 80's,working man's anthem "Eye of the Tiger". To find out about the group Survivor suing Newt Gingrich,click on the picture of the tiger below.



Monday, January 30, 2012

If you missed it




If you were one of the people to miss it earlier,the president sat down for an interview with Google+ users. In this 50 minute long interview the president answered questions on a range of issues. Issues ranging from the importance of social media to taking a look at one man's resume'. To see the entire question and answer session,click on the video below. Oh and near the end of the video some idiot asks the president to do a jig. If you don't want to search for the exact spot,click here to see the idiotic question.

Something you may have missed

So much time has been given to the top tier candidates this season that sometimes we forget that lesser known people are running. I mean,how much time can we really give to Rick Santorum,Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich? What about guys like Randall Terry? You may be wondering who he is and because of that you're about to find out. Randall Terry is an anti-abortion activist who is running a somewhat successful campaign to become president. By somewhat successful I mean that this almost unknown site may end up accounting for most of the media attention he's going to get. Currently he's involved in a legal battle with the NBC affiliate in Chicago who has refused to run his super bowl ad which graphically shows the aftermath of an abortion. By law they have to run his ad because he's running for office and already paid for the airtime. They're refusal comes from the fact that they don't really believe that he's a candidate considering that he only listed himself as a write in Democratic candidate just so he can run his ads during the super bowl. If you're in major markets in Nebraska,Wisconsin,Iowa,Oklahoma,Missouri and Colorado you're going to be seeing one of the ads below before or during the game on Sunday. Randall Terry:ruining America's favorite day with stupidity.



WARNING: The video below is extremely graphic. Also,you should realize that for a few million of us in this country we'll be seeing this in between ads for the new F-150 and Budweiser. Regardless of how you feel about abortion,showing images of aborted fetuses in the middle of the day is never a good idea.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Just killing time here

Spring is only a couple of months away and I for one can't wait for it. Outside of the warmer temperatures and the fact that I'm going to save hundreds of dollars on energy bills,I also get the chance to fix up a few things around the house. There are a couple of things here that really need to be fixed and I want to get it done as soon as it warms up. Of course this is going to take all types of new tools and materials. I don't know if I'll be using these particular accessories though.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Midnight Distraction

Everyone that knows me,knows that I may have a pretty unnatural obsession with the news. Come to think of it I think about 60% of the news anchors and reporters in Detroit happen to follow me on twitter. There's even that one time I almost got one of my blogs turned into a news story. Of course there are things about the news that I love are bloopers. Whether it's the woman doing the traffic somehow totally forgetting how to pronounce the street she's reporting about. A horrendous slip of the tongue by an anchor or even a screw up by the graphics department. Of course from time to time there are those moments where a reporter has a total breakdown. Everyone get's angry but when a reporter does it,it's usually on camera and hilarious. I've seen this in person once in my life and I almost cried laughing from it. The video below is another one of those ridiculous moments. Click and enjoy.


Angry News Reporter Just Wants to Know What the !#%^ Deal Is - Watch More Funny Videos

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Picture of the day

Everyone saw the debate last night. It was basically comedy gold for me because I happen to find that type of stuff funny. Thanks to one of my awesome foreign friends on the fantastic site known as Twitter,I was able to see this awesome picture. I think it appropriately describes what the debate really was like for people who have grown tired of watching debate after debate filled with talking points,Newt Gingrich and his half smile/half scowl and Mitt Romney complaining about taxes being too high while paying a lower rate than people who make a lot less money than he makes. With that said stare at the picture and enjoy.


A taxing issue

Taxes has been on everyone's mind recently. It could be the fact that so many of us somehow feel overtaxed while rich jerks keep getting tax cuts. It could be because it's tax return season. Or it even could be the fact that Mitt Romney's taxes have been a hot political issue during the last couple of weeks. In fact Newt Gingrich has kinda been making it his mission to get Mitt to do more than just sign autographs and actually release some tax forms. Now that those forms have been released we now know that Mitt paid about 1/3rd of what Newt paid in taxes and about half of what the president paid in taxes. Mitt's low tax rate and the fact that he actually wants it lowered makes him kinda the polar opposite of guys like Jay Z. On top of finding out that he has a lower tax rate than most Americans(this includes you),there are a few other interesting money issues floating around Mitt. Issues such as the fact that he had a Swiss bank account all the way up until the point he started to run for president. To read more about that,click on the classic picture of not George Romney.



Monday, January 23, 2012

Umm....what?

I haven't been on or around a computer much today. In fact I didn't even check my email until almost 5pm and the only things in there were a few emails from friends,junk mail and an email from Chrysler telling me that that they weren't hiring me. Of course the point is, maybe I should have hopped online earlier than I did. I say this because when I did hop on here I happened to see that the world is still going completely insane. In today's latest bit of insanity we are trying to whitewash history. By whitewash I mean we're changing what's in textbooks again to feed into some sort of stupid political agenda that says that certain people weren't as mean to certain other people during the formative years of this country. First it was the Texas board of education changing the word slavery to "Atlantic triangular trade" thus insulting black people even more by reducing them from being compared to cattle to being compared with tea and spices. Now a group of tea partiers in Tennessee want to get rid of teaching about slavery in general in schools. This group of founding father enthusiasts want to make sure that we as a nation know exactly how great guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were and not mention the fact that we were less than kind to Native Americans and totally blank on that whole Jefferson having and sleeping with slaves thing. To read the entire list of batshit demands from that group,click on this entire sentence.