Bachmannia!

The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.

Revelations

20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Update time

You may have noticed that I haven't been posting on here a lot lately. In fact I've been doing nothing on this site and that makes me a bit uncomfortable. You may be wondering why I've been away for so long and why the lack of activity. Well....if you're one of the 3 people worrying about why I'm not on here as much its because I have a job in real life and it eats up a lot of my time. With that said lets see what else has changed since becoming employed.

I've opened a bank account.

I've made a substantially decent amount of money during the last month.

I get hit on a lot more by women.

I've paid off a few bills.

I've become physically stronger thanks to spending 9 hours or more a day lifting hundred pound boxes of meat.

My sleep schedule has only slightly changed.

I now know what its like to work from 6pm to 6am.

Last but not least.......I've lost enough weight to actually drop a shirt and pant size. None of my old clothes fit me anymore.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Welcome 2 Texas 2

Removed thanks to someone complaining to google about me sending a link out to a free piece of music.

Just killing time here

I was at work Sunday night and because of that I missed most of the Super Bowl. My job was nice enough to put a tv in the break room and let us extend our break a few minutes to watch the end of the game. During this we saw some spectacular football and some Glee commercials. What we missed however was this amazing commercial from the good people at Chrysler. The same Chrysler that my grandfather worked for,for years. Also the same Chrysler that took billions in bailout money a couple of years ago. Sit back and enjoy how Chrysler is spending our money.