The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Obama Crosses the line twice!

Game Over!

We're finally out of Iraq.

99 Problems

He got 99 problems but Mitt ain't done.


20+ weird things you may or may not have wanted to know about Sarah Palin.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The year in review(the personal side)

The year 2013 was a pretty big one for me. In fact it was probably one of the better years in my life in a general sense. Firstly; I actually heard the words "you're hired!" 3 different times this year, secondly, I did something that I had put off for far too long and started going to college and thirdly, it was a huge year for my immediate family and my sister in particular.

In 2012, I was basically doing any and everything possible to just try to get by and honestly, I was failing pretty hard at it. This year made things a lot easier for me. By no means am I rich, living in a lap of luxury or even what can be considered lower-middle class. What I'm really saying is that it feels good to have some sort of semi-consistent income coming in. With all of that said, the next paragraph is going to be spent describing the jobs I've actually done this year.

As stated earlier, I did get "hired" 3 different times this year but I'm currently only working one of those jobs. You may be wondering why I'm only working one job and it's pretty easily explainable in the next few sentences. The first job ended due to inconsistent hours, verbal abuse and a complete and utter disregard of the line of common decency from the manager who was only making $1 an hour more than I was. The second job just had the type of hours that I would not be able to work due to me not having a car. I'm currently working at and enjoying the 3rd job which was a 2nd job from 5 years ago but now it has a slightly higher payday and it's shockingly easy to me.

Another big part of 2013 for me was finally starting college. For years, I had put it off, made excuses for not going and just generally avoided the subject. In 2013, my lack of a job and the fact that I was getting very few call backs for jobs that I should have had made me change that and I don't regret it. The college experience has been one of the better experiences of my life and I owe it to a few people for pushing me in that direction.

A big part of why college is so great for me is that I finally get to prove to myself that I'm not a total dumbass. I was actually able to surprise myself with how well I did during the first semester. Of course the other part as to why college is so awesome is that I get to constantly challenge myself to learn and do something new. I'm at the point now that I'm actually trying to look in to internships. If everything continues to work out, 2014 will probably be even bigger and better and it'll include tons and tons of blog posts.

As for the third point, I don't need a ton of sentences or paragraphs to sum it up. In simple terms........this happened in September.

I'm an uncle and that alone gives me more than enough reason to keep trying to do better.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Rubber Ducky Dynasty

Am I the only one that finds it weird when someone older than the age of 15 talks about fucking a 15 year old? If so, let me know. I guess what I'm obviously leading up to is a video where someone who happens to be old enough to be a grandfather and maybe even great grandfather is talking about that very thing. Click, watch and be amazed as we find out that R. Kelly isn't the only celebrity that America kinda likes that kinda likes young girls.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The Battle For Christmas!!

Last week, I kinda made a passing reference to the fact that the WWE was having a battle to settle the Santa debate once and for all. Would Bad Santa win and cancel Christmas for all the children in the world or would "Good Santa" Mark Henry win and save Christmas for everyone who celebrates the season. Luckily for everyone, I have the highlights of the fight. Click below and be amazed.

Song of the day

It's the Christmas season and there's a lack of amazing hip hop songs for this yuletide season. Of course, there are the classics like "Christmas Rappin'", "Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto" and the amazing Ying Yang Twins song "Carol of da Bellz" which has the bonus of being a Christmas song for the strip club. Those songs are all well and good but what we need is a classic Christmas song from a white rapper, particularly a couple of white, Christian, God fearing, America loving rappers with stupid, dope, fresh, hard rhymes. Click and be amazed by 2 pastors rappin' for Jesus.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Battle for Christmas!

During the last few days there has been a big debate over what color Santa should be. Is he white? Can he be another color? Is he real? Does the idea of a non-white Santa threaten white people in some way to the point that they have to keep reinforcing that Santa is white? These are the questions that should be and are being asked. In the clips below you'll hear some of the best conservatives in America discuss the implications of making Santa anything other than a white man. Something tells me that Rush and Bill O'Reilly wont be cheering for Mark Henry"Good Santa" during the WWE's battle for Christmas on next Monday's episode of "RAW".

The Tan Man Chronicles

During the last few years, skin color has been a big issue in American politics. This is kind of expected in a country that has it's first black president. Of course there's another guy whose skin color has been the subject of a lot of talk. This person is speaker of the house John Boehner. John Boehner has the distinct honor of being the only white guy that's significantly darker than some of the non-white members of congress. Many people think that his distinct December orangeness is from years and years of tanning and today, the truth came out. In fact, he tans so much that the tanning bed lobby, which is a real thing, owns the house that he rents for a relatively low price in the DC housing market. Also, this will be the first in a series of ridiculous blog posts that I'll be doing on the speaker of the house. You've been warned. Click on the picture below to learn more.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Afternoon Distraction

I never thought that I'd be on a roll of hilariously awful failure when it came to the sad passing of one Earth's greatest heroes but,somehow it's happening. A couple of days ago I posted about how the local news station here put up the wrong graphic to remember South African leader and icon for freedom, Nelson Mandela. Between then and now there has been a public memorial service and a swarm of media coverage covering everything but the life of a man who did what most figured would be impossible.

Some of this media coverage has focused on President Barack Obama. While this would be perfectly fine if it was about the eloquent words that he spoke at the memorial service in front of what could have been a billion eyes, it isn't the case. The majority of the coverage on the president from the memorial service comes from him firstly, not immediately hitting the president of Cuba with a stone-cold stunner and secondly, him taking a picture with the prime ministers of Great Britain and Denmark. A lot of the coverage has had to do with the look on the face of the first lady while this was going on. I find it strange that people are so quick to want to hope that something is going wrong in the marriage of two people that none of us know on any sort of personal level. With that said, the good people at spirit airlines decided that this would be a good way to market their airfares and play on an old racial stereotype of the angry,jealous and irrational black woman. Click and be amazed.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Random Act of Failure

First and foremost, I'm still kinda sad at the death of the great Nelson Mandela. While we all could see this coming from a mile away, that doesn't make it any less sad. It's a huge loss for anyone that believes in peace, freedom and equality. He's really one of my personal heroes and his influence on the world can not be overstated.

With all of that said, the local news here in Detroit tried to do something similar to my last few sentences but somehow failed at that. Click on the pic and be amazed.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Lady Problems

I'm not a real ladies man. In fact, I'm kinda shy and awkward around women. I get nervous around really beautiful women. In a more general sense I have a hard time knowing how not to look like an idiot. Luckily for me I tend to just get quiet and nod in agreement to save myself the trouble. Of course this is a lot better than the tactics used by the G.O.P. It's become so bad for them that they're actually conducting classes on how to talk to,around and about women. Click on the video below.