1. I'm getting old. I turned 25 a little over a month ago.
2. The Negro got reelected despite the best efforts of decent white people to stop it from happening.
3. America just barely avoided a fiscal crisis.
4. The secretary of state almost died from a blood clot.
5. Michigan became a right to work state.
6. Way too many people have beenshot in the city of Detroit.
7. And elsewhere.
8. America dominated during the Olympics,like always!
9. Miguel Cabrera finished winning the triple crown.
10. The Lions returned to being the Lions.
11. The Red Wings didn't even get the chance to disappoint us this year.
12. Someone royally famous got knocked up but unfortunately it wasn't Pippa being knocked up by me.
13. I found out that my family was basically passed down in a will. #blackproblems
14. I missed a lot during these last few months. Well, at least I can say that I have grown as a person in ways that don't include getting fatter. I enrolled for spring classes and I'm finally able to grow decent facial hair.