In a bit of shocking news, Stephen Colbert enthusiast and steakhouse over-spender, Eric Cantor, lost in the Virginia republican primaries. This loss means that one of the most powerful men in congress is now without a job and would possibly qualify for Obamacare if his state were to actually expand medicaid. Click on the picture below to realize that Eric Cantor spent more on food than his challenger spent on his entire campaign.
College basketball enthusiast Sarah Palin is already dancing on his grave.
Congratulations to Dave Brat in Virginia on such an encouraging victory tonight! You shocked the political world... http://t.co/qLeYl9usdC— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) June 11, 2014