Rick Santorum's Alleged Former Lover Speaks Out:

And you'll never believe what gender his lover is! I'll even give you two guesses. (Har, har.)

It is doubtfully real (come on now, HUGH JOHNSON?) but Santorum hates gays in a way that almost seems personal. I wouldn't be shocked if the accusation were true, if not this specific story. There's rarely a bigger homophobe than a closeted or (lol) "reformed" homosexual.

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