If you somehow missed it earlier like I did,the white house held its annual correspondents dinner. As expected the president gave a speech,told a few jokes and the crowd kinda lost its mind laughing. To see all of that click on the video below.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Can't fix stupid
You may have missed this but earlier today the white house released the president's birth certificate,again. This time however it was the long form certificate that idiots have been crying about because somehow the regular birth certificate just proves that president Obama was born in Kenya. They believe this despite the fact that there were witnesses to him being born in Hawaii and announcements about it in 2 newspapers. Of course this just means that the white house bribed the witnesses and used a time machine to put those announcements in the paper. It just shows you that a large segment of this country is either stupid,racist,gullible or all three. Below is the press conference from earlier,the birth announcements,the birth certificate and Donald Trump showing once again why no one in their right mind would vote for him to run anything.
That could have been photoshopped.
The Honolulu advertiser isn't even a real newspaper.
He's still a nigger.
Real people can't believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a lying negro.
That could have been photoshopped.
The Honolulu advertiser isn't even a real newspaper.
He's still a nigger.
Real people can't believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a lying negro.
Just killing time here
I often troll the internet looking for ridiculous failures to post on here for all to enjoy. Of course sometimes the best ridiculousness can be found in real life and that is exactly whats happening here. Yesterday my brother happened to plug his iPod touch in to his computer to charge it and change a few songs on it. When he did it he got this ridiculous message. I guess this means that apple products aren't even compatible with themselves.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Afternoon Distraction
Its getting a little warmer outside these days and this can mean only one thing. This means that its time to skateboard and show off for the kids in the neighborhood. In the video below one skater tries to do just that and unfortunately things don't go completely right. Watch as one man lets failure get the best of him.
Glenn Beck Craziness
This is the first time I've done one of these in a while but this was too stupid to pass up. In today's edition Glenn talks about his favorite thing in the world "how Obama is screwing up America". In particular he talks about drilling and the regulation of it. He connects a decision by the EPA to list a lizard on the endangered species list to oil drilling regulation to somehow people dying from lack of oil drilling. Listen and be amazed that someone with the IQ of 41 has been able to maintain a radio show for several years.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Redemption
As a kid I used to watch a ton of televised church programs with my grandparents. One of their favorites was Dr Fred K.C. Price who happens to be the founder of "Ever Increasing Faith Ministries". We watched so many of his sermons that the theme song is still stuck in my head to this day. With that said it kinda shocked me when I saw a March 2007 episode of 20/20. In the episode John Stossel did a report on pastors at megachurches who misspend money donated to them by their congregations. In the middle of that report a 10 second clip was played of Dr Price apparently bragging about the extravagant life that he lives. Its no secret that Dr Price is very well off but the clip was taken way out of context. Fortunately ABC issued an apology for this misleading mistake,4 years later. Click the photo of Dr Price to see the apology. Watch the video below that to see a report from a few years ago that points out the outright lie told on 20/20. I'm not endorsing the church in this post. It just annoys me when I see hack journalism followed by a half assed apology and then subsequently followed years later by another half assed apology.
Nigra Please
Everyone knows that I basically spend hours on end trolling the internet looking for ridiculousness thats somehow fit to post on this blog. What I came across earlier today thanks to a friend on Twitter may just take the cake. In the video below a tea party spokesman lets us know the mission statement behind the tea party and what they plan on doing to make America a better,freer and more socially conservative country. So far that just sounds like a basic republican talking point but as you'll see in the video it goes from small government solutions and social conservatism to ridiculous amounts of unsubstantiated racism. You're gonna enjoy this if you don't have a weak stomach. If you do have a weak stomach get ready to be sick.
The best comment on this video from youtube comes from a user by the name of SpitOnYerGravy who left this deep,meaningful,well thought out,hilarious and spot on comment.
Is this a Dave Chappelle skit? This can't be real.
"We, the Tea Party, are tired of the niggers calling us racist."
The best comment on this video from youtube comes from a user by the name of SpitOnYerGravy who left this deep,meaningful,well thought out,hilarious and spot on comment.
Is this a Dave Chappelle skit? This can't be real.
"We, the Tea Party, are tired of the niggers calling us racist."
Just killing time here
I haven't posted anything on here in about a day and a half and thats just sad. To make up for it here's a song that for some reason is a total joke that I happened to find during one of my many hours wasted on youtube. Click on the video,watch,enjoy and check out some more of their stuff by clicking here.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Freedom to hate
Yesterday controversial Florida idiot Terry Jones decided to show up in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn. Of course he pretty much had to after being dragged into court because of his planned protest in front of the Islamic center of America. The court hearings basically ate up the entire day and were for the most part retarded. To me it proved that pastor Jones is only doing his publicity stunts because he's a bigot thats desperately hurting for cash. Of course this blog is really about the video below. I want your opinions. Were Terry Jones' free speech rights violated because the town of Dearborn didn't want him in their town causing unneeded problems by speaking there? Watch below as a local newsman,the mayor of Dearborn,a prosecutor and the executive director of CAIR Michigan debate about the implications of the judge's ruling.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Vote for the best!
I wanted to post a video of some sort of a news anchor or reporter having a hilariously hard time at their job. So I decided to scour the internet and search for something to make me laugh that I haven't seen before. In this search I came across two videos that made me laugh and now I'm just gonna post both of them. What I want you to do is leave a comment telling me which one you thought was funnier. Watch both videos,enjoy,comment and share with a few friends.
I had to watch this first one twice to catch what happened but if you pay attention you're gonna laugh. Watch as one reporter has a few problems while reporting on Charlie Sheen.
Watch the background in this second video. Its a good one.
I had to watch this first one twice to catch what happened but if you pay attention you're gonna laugh. Watch as one reporter has a few problems while reporting on Charlie Sheen.
Watch the background in this second video. Its a good one.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
If you missed it
Yesterday the president sat down with facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and a bunch of college students in San Fransisco,CA for a town hall meeting. Lots of topics were discussed and the president even cracked a few jokes. Below is the pre show,the town hall meeting and the post show which shows you what happened when the meeting was over. Click on the videos and enjoy.
Watch live streaming video from facebookguests at livestream.com
Watch live streaming video from facebookguests at livestream.com
Watch live streaming video from facebookguests at livestream.com
Watch live streaming video from facebookguests at livestream.com
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Chillin' with Obama
Have you ever wondered how you can have the president or anyone from the administration stop by your home,school or event for a couple of hours? Have you thought about it and decided that it wouldn't happen? Are you still reading this blog? If you answered yes to all 3 congrats because here comes the good news. Between now and the end of May the members of the Obama administration will be stopping by 100 random events hosted by random students all across the country. To put your name in the group of people to be chosen at random and find out more about this click on the picture of the president below. Now here's a video of the president stopping by one such event in Cleveland back in March.
Click on the photo to learn more.
Click on the photo to learn more.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Just killing time here
I've always been a fan of staying sort of on top of new technology. Of course doing that means that occasionally I have to spend money. But at which point does keeping up with new technology and trends become a horrible idea? In the video below a group of experts discuss this very issue. Click on it,be educated and enjoy.
In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
The president speaks
If you click on the video below you can get a precursor to some of the things the president will be talking about during his facebook town hall meeting tomorrow afternoon. So feel free to click on the video to watch live footage of the president talking about his plans to reduce the deficit and straighten out this shaky economy.
Monday, April 18, 2011
The president speaks
If you happen to have a Facebook account you can participate in a town hall meeting with the president on Wednesday. He'll be in San Fransisco on Wednesday at the Facebook headquarters to discuss shared responsibility and how it can lead to shared prosperity. He'll also be discussing his plans on bringing down the deficit. So if you aren't busy playing farmville or scrabble and you want to learn a few things check out the video below to learn how you and everyone else can participate in this event.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Random act of failure
Not too long ago I posted this blog about a veggie sandwich that may in fact be a corned beef sandwich. It got a ton of hits and questions on twitter and I enjoyed that. Right now I'm about to up the ante on ridiculousness by showing off the worlds most delicious vegetarian dinner. If you're a vegan you're gonna love this.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Afternoon Distraction
The other day I posted a "song of the day" blog with the song "B.R.O." by Tone Tone featuring G Rock and K-Deezy. A lot of people apparently came through,listened to the song and downloaded it. I want to thank all of you that did by posting another song with an extra bonus. That bonus is the entire mixtape that the song came from. Click here to download it.
Violating my ears
I probably should have avoided listening to talk radio today. I decided to check out two of my old favorites and they did not disappoint me. In fact they made sure to spend all of their time bashing the president,which is something everyone expected them to do. Of course they took it to a special level today when talking about the budget and finding a way to compare it to being raped.
Glenn Beck calls the IRS a gang of rapists.
Limbaugh calls democrats in general a bunch of rapists.
Glenn Beck calls the IRS a gang of rapists.
Limbaugh calls democrats in general a bunch of rapists.
Just killing time here
Sometimes you don't really need any words to describe the ridiculousness going on in a picture. This may in fact be one of those times. Feel free to share this with everyone you know.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Song of the day
This song has been on my mind a lot lately because its one of those songs that gets stuck in your head. Click on the video below and check out the new song thats probably gonna get played to death on Detroit radio this summer "B.R.O." by Tone Tone,G Rock and K-Doe. If you happen to enjoy the song as much as I do or just like the idea of getting music for free click right here to download it.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Song of the day
Check out some unsigned talent from Detroit that I've been listening to for the past few years. You're gonna enjoy this and if not then the hell with you. Anyway sit back,relax,enjoy some music and pass it to your friends.
Random act of failure
Last year in my 23 goals list I listed not eating meat for a month as one of my goals. I have yet to succeed on that goal but I've been trying. Maybe I should start eating vegetarian sandwiches like the one in the photo. It does look pretty delicious.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Midnight Distraction
On Saturday night the show "Saturday Night Live" had guest host Helen Mirren and somehow it managed to not completely suck. One of the best parts of the show had to be the spoof of morning news show "Fox and friends" on the Fox News Network. Click on the video below to watch the sketch and feel free to read all of the corrections from that sketch.
• President Barack Obama's middle name is not "Danger."
• First Lady Michelle Obama was born in Illinois, to human parents.
• "The first trimester" refers to a stage of pregnancy. It is not a Tom Clancy novel.
• Libya is a country in Africa. It is not part of Saudi Arabia.
• Singer Rebecca Black's song "Friday" refers to a day of the week. Not to a Chris Tucker movie.
• The American flag does not have an eagle on it. Nor is President Ronald Reagan's picture on it.
• Hawaii is part of America. Hawaiians are not of Arabic descent.
• Lil Wayne is a popular hip hop artist. He has never toured with Wayne Newton. Nor does Wayne Newton have a dwarf brother.
• Apples are not vegetables. They are also not grown in Kenya.
• Most scallops are edible and safe when cooked.
• "Jai Lai" is a sport played on Florida. It is not known if the activity is preferred by Mexican drug cartels.
• Bruno Mars is an American pop singer. He lives on Earth. He has never been indicted or convicted of organ trafficking.
• Green is a color.
• Moamar Quaddaffi is President of the country of Libya. He has never driven a taxi for a living.
• Ronald Reagan did not create the lottery. Nor did he invent casual Fridays.
• Jane Fonda lives in America. She has never been photographed with Osama Bin Laden.
• There is no, nor are there any plans for, a "Six Flags Baghdad."
• The Federal Food Stamp program was not created by Karl Marx.
• Egypt has never had a mummy President.
• Your sexuality is not determined by your blood type. Nor is it determined by your enthusiasm about the songs of Lionel Ritchie.
• It is not possible to catch AIDS by having a beard.
• The state of Massachusetts has never mandated that Mohammed be put next to Jesus in Christmas nativity scenes.
• The sun is not made of "hot gravy." It is actually made up of several gasses.
• Cell phones do not cause chlamydia.
• Filmmaker Michael Moore has never shut down the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.
• Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas never fought in World War II. Nor was he ever given the "Congressional Medal of Truth." There is no such medal as the "Congressional Medal of Truth."
• A baby can only be created by sperm and an egg. A homosexual cannot create a baby using trickery and the Internet.
• Americans landed on the moon in 1969. This was part of the NASA space program and not to "get away from hippies."
• No one has ever eaten a pizza with their butt.
• Former President Bill Clinton had nothing to do with the Rebecca Black video "Friday."
• President Barack Obama's middle name is not "Danger."
• First Lady Michelle Obama was born in Illinois, to human parents.
• "The first trimester" refers to a stage of pregnancy. It is not a Tom Clancy novel.
• Libya is a country in Africa. It is not part of Saudi Arabia.
• Singer Rebecca Black's song "Friday" refers to a day of the week. Not to a Chris Tucker movie.
• The American flag does not have an eagle on it. Nor is President Ronald Reagan's picture on it.
• Hawaii is part of America. Hawaiians are not of Arabic descent.
• Lil Wayne is a popular hip hop artist. He has never toured with Wayne Newton. Nor does Wayne Newton have a dwarf brother.
• Apples are not vegetables. They are also not grown in Kenya.
• Most scallops are edible and safe when cooked.
• "Jai Lai" is a sport played on Florida. It is not known if the activity is preferred by Mexican drug cartels.
• Bruno Mars is an American pop singer. He lives on Earth. He has never been indicted or convicted of organ trafficking.
• Green is a color.
• Moamar Quaddaffi is President of the country of Libya. He has never driven a taxi for a living.
• Ronald Reagan did not create the lottery. Nor did he invent casual Fridays.
• Jane Fonda lives in America. She has never been photographed with Osama Bin Laden.
• There is no, nor are there any plans for, a "Six Flags Baghdad."
• The Federal Food Stamp program was not created by Karl Marx.
• Egypt has never had a mummy President.
• Your sexuality is not determined by your blood type. Nor is it determined by your enthusiasm about the songs of Lionel Ritchie.
• It is not possible to catch AIDS by having a beard.
• The state of Massachusetts has never mandated that Mohammed be put next to Jesus in Christmas nativity scenes.
• The sun is not made of "hot gravy." It is actually made up of several gasses.
• Cell phones do not cause chlamydia.
• Filmmaker Michael Moore has never shut down the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.
• Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas never fought in World War II. Nor was he ever given the "Congressional Medal of Truth." There is no such medal as the "Congressional Medal of Truth."
• A baby can only be created by sperm and an egg. A homosexual cannot create a baby using trickery and the Internet.
• Americans landed on the moon in 1969. This was part of the NASA space program and not to "get away from hippies."
• No one has ever eaten a pizza with their butt.
• Former President Bill Clinton had nothing to do with the Rebecca Black video "Friday."
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Random act of failure
Not too long ago I was watching the show "Coal" on spike tv and kinda enjoying the faked drama. For anyone not familiar with the show its basically a show that shows how dangerous it is to be a coal miner. For those of us familiar with the show or the idea of coal mining in general we already know that its incredibly dangerous. While the show hasn't been killing in the ratings it has picked up some loyal viewers and amongst those viewers happens to be the MSHA who saw the first episode and immediately fined the coal company featured on the show based on the things that were left in the episode. To find out exactly what they were fined for click on the picture below.
Midnight Distraction
Have you ever wondered what it's like to have Meridith Viera flirt with you? Watch the video below and you'll find out exactly what its like to have an award winning journalist/game show host basically beg you to whip it out on national tv feels like. Watch,enjoy and share with everyone.
Friday, April 8, 2011
umm....what?
After months of doing nothing and then talking about doing nothing as if they did something spectacular and then threatening a shutdown over something that has nothing to do with the budget,it looks like they may finally be getting close to a deal that will keep the government from shutting down. Of course I'm only saying that after seeing the photo below. In the photo you see a screenshot from the website of Nebraska senator Mike Johanns who is proudly talking about the deal that was reached to avoid a government shutdown. Lets hope that this isn't a mistake.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Trumped up
Recently,real estate mogul and reality tv star Donald Trump has been dropping hints that he may run for president. He even has the support of a lot of republican voters. Now that he's a serious contender for a presidential bid he has to be fact checked. Luckily the people at NBC decided to do some of the work for us. Enjoy as they clear the air on a few of the claims he made in a recent interview with them.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
Glenn Beck Craziness:special edition
In this platinum edition of insanity we take a look at some of the goings on in the life of our hero,the honorable Glenn Beck. It was announced on Wednesday that Glenn would be leaving the Fox News Channel. There have been rumors for the last few months that things weren't going so well behind the scenes due to the continued success of an all out effort to get everyone to stop sponsoring Glenn and his television show. We may never know why everything fell apart but we do know that during the last couple of years Glenn has given us some gems of wisdom and insanity through his tv and radio shows. With that said here are some of my personal favorites.
Glenn accuses a senator of trying to censor free speech in America because the senator publicly stated that he doesn't trust "news" shows.
Glenn and his cohorts take on the theory of evolution.
The NRA thinks for themselves and this pisses Glenn off.
Glenn and the always lovely Michele Bachmann go for the world record in stupid.
Glenn prepares us for the end of the world by trying to scam all of us out of hundreds of dollars each.
Glenn goes after the first lady for being arrogant and a tad bit niggerish.
What did Glenn like to talk about on his show? Click here to find out.
Glenn is not a fan of using hip hop music to help educate kids.
Glenn schools America on how America should be.....like 1789.
He's also a world class mathematician.
Facts have a liberal bias that only helps terrorists win!
A quick comparison of MLK and Glenn Beck.
Glenn goes after Homer Simpson for being a harbinger of terrorism.
NAACP says that racism is bad,Glenn calls them racist for pointing that out and he once again goes after Michelle Obama.
Glenn once again proves why the educational system is broken in this country.
I could go on for days with this but instead I'm stopping here. Enjoy this and pass it to your friends.
Glenn accuses a senator of trying to censor free speech in America because the senator publicly stated that he doesn't trust "news" shows.
Glenn and his cohorts take on the theory of evolution.
The NRA thinks for themselves and this pisses Glenn off.
Glenn and the always lovely Michele Bachmann go for the world record in stupid.
Glenn prepares us for the end of the world by trying to scam all of us out of hundreds of dollars each.
Glenn goes after the first lady for being arrogant and a tad bit niggerish.
What did Glenn like to talk about on his show? Click here to find out.
Glenn is not a fan of using hip hop music to help educate kids.
Glenn schools America on how America should be.....like 1789.
He's also a world class mathematician.
Facts have a liberal bias that only helps terrorists win!
A quick comparison of MLK and Glenn Beck.
Glenn goes after Homer Simpson for being a harbinger of terrorism.
NAACP says that racism is bad,Glenn calls them racist for pointing that out and he once again goes after Michelle Obama.
Glenn once again proves why the educational system is broken in this country.
I could go on for days with this but instead I'm stopping here. Enjoy this and pass it to your friends.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Glenn Beck Craziness
In a return to normalcy on this blog I'm going to torture everyone with a Glenn Beck rant. In this confusing rant against unions Glenn finds a way to connect things that don't even connect. He connects a recall election with dinners in Kabul with communism with 9/11 and victims of it with terrorism with a conspiracy to destroy capitalism. Listen below and try to make sense of this one.
100 facts
I haven't done one of these in a while and some Facebook friends asked me to do it. With that said here are 100 facts that you may or may not know about me.
1. Date of Birth: 11/30/1987
2. Height: 5'11"
3. Weight: a lot
4. I've completed 4 of my 23 goals as of this blog posting.
5. I've lost my last 2 jobs on a Tuesday.
6. I've almost been shot twice in my life with this incident being the most recent.
7. Despite me being very nervous around women,I get along with them a lot easier than I do with males.
8. I still find it amazing that any woman finds me sexually attractive.
9. I once met coach Chuck Daly for all of 4 seconds when he told me to get out of his way.
10. My favorite cartoon character as a kid was Daffy Duck.
11. I've been a fan of pro wrestling ever since I was a kind and once considered doing it for a living.
12. I quit drinking soda almost 2 years ago.
13. I never liked the taste of popcorn.
14. I find people like Bill Maher to be abrasive and slightly idiotic.
15. I find Sarah Palin physically attractive but I think she may actually be kinda slow.
16. My favorite food is lasagna.
17. My favorite number is 17.
18. My favorite fruit is peach.
19. If I had the money and the support I'd run for mayor and get my name out there through a media blitz.
20. Even though he didn't turn out to be the second coming of Jesus,I'm still a big Barack Obama supporter.
21. I think the tea party is full of shit.
22. I do plan on one day having some sort of political clout in the city of Detroit.
23. I have never liked the city council here in Detroit.
24. I wear a size 15 shoe.
25. When I was 12 I wanted to be rich by 25. I have a year and a half to reach that goal.
26. I'm a decent-ish blackjack player.
27. I have a knack for putting my foot in my mouth without saying a word.
28. If the team is from Detroit they have my support.
29. Despite my love for Detroit and all things Detroit I was born in California.
30. In a town that technically doesn't exist anymore.
31. Favorite wrestler as a kid: tie between The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
32. I didn't move to Detroit until 1989.
33. I'm 4 inches taller than my father and 2 inches taller than my mother.
34. I have one older brother and one younger sister.
35. Once made background music for a political website.
36. I officially own the domain thegangstergovernment.com.
37. I plan on owning it for another 5 years or so just to make sure that no one ruins the name.
38. Holly Robinson Peete was the first celebrity I ever had a crush on.
39. I still think she's great looking.
40. I've never been to college.
41. I want to change that someday.
42. After this summer I plan on never catching a bus in Detroit again.
43. I'm part Irish. Somewhere around 3% of me is Irish.
44. On Facebook I list my religious views as "God hates the lions.".
45. I think Dennis Miller may be one of the worst comedians I have ever seen.
46. Richard Pryor,Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are my favorite comedians.
47. Marvin Gaye is my favorite singer of all time.
48. Other favorites include Michael Jackson,James Brown and Barry White.
49. Tupac Shakur is my favorite rapper.
50. Other favorites include Big L,The Notorious B.I.G.,both members of UGK and Snoop Dogg.
51. Was once hit by a police car.
52. I can not do the splits.
53. I used to give blood frequently just because it was $30 for sitting down for an hour.
54. I'd do the same now if there were places to do that closer to my house.
55. I enjoy pretty much every type of music except for death metal.
56. If half of the people that followed me on twitter clicked on this site everyday I'd make hundreds more a month in ad revenue.
57. I only know small bits of Spanish but I'm trying to learn more everyday.
58. I hate the taste of cabbage.
59. I love liquor,hate beer.
60. Before I die I want to visit every MLB ballpark.
61. I want to do the same thing with NFL stadiums.
62. I've only been to the hospital twice in my life.
63. This is what happened the last time I went.
64. I'm an insomniac.
65. If my life goes right I'll have several million dollars saved by the time I'm 50.
66. I seriously have a hard time going to sleep before 3am.
67. I've been to Canada several dozen times but I've never been to Wisconsin.
68. I also have no interest in going there.
69. Atheists annoy me almost as much as religious zealots.
70. I have no respect for Glenn Beck,at all.
71. In general I dislike political pundits.
72. I don't see why Rhianna is famous for "singing".
73. I could say that about a lot of singers.
74. I will never figure out how or why Jesse Ventura was elected governor of Minnesota.
75. If you're a 9/11 truther,you're a retard.
76. If you don't believe that the president was born in America,you're a retard.
77. I pretty much think conspiracy theories are stupid.
78. I can't watch cable news without laughing.
79. I actually think that local news is better.
80. My favorite local news people? Mara MacDonald and Alicia Smith.
81. I've been on the news once in my life.
82. I once lost a job due to the Detroit Lions being a horrible football team.
83. I can't back down from a bet no matter how crazy it is.
84. I think I'd make an ok police officer.
85. On occasion I suffer from extreme writers block.
86. The number 86 is my least favorite number.
87. I get annoyed at fans of Apple products.
88. I still have a myspace page.
89. I actually still have 3 of them.
90. I have never driven out of state.
91. I would have gone to the Charlie Sheen show just to see him overdose on stage.
92. I'm totally serious about that last statement.
93. Before I tore my ankle up and gained weight I could dunk with relative ease.
94. I miss being able to dunk on people.
95. Favorite movies of all time: Scarface,Blazing Saddles and Anchorman.
96. Least favorite movies: Gigli,House Party 4.
97. Favorite tv shows: anything involving Detroit sports.
98. Least favorite tv shows: Grey's Anatomy
99. I find it a little weird that when I do get hit on it's usually by older women.
100. Its weird and awesome at the same time.
1. Date of Birth: 11/30/1987
2. Height: 5'11"
3. Weight: a lot
4. I've completed 4 of my 23 goals as of this blog posting.
5. I've lost my last 2 jobs on a Tuesday.
6. I've almost been shot twice in my life with this incident being the most recent.
7. Despite me being very nervous around women,I get along with them a lot easier than I do with males.
8. I still find it amazing that any woman finds me sexually attractive.
9. I once met coach Chuck Daly for all of 4 seconds when he told me to get out of his way.
10. My favorite cartoon character as a kid was Daffy Duck.
11. I've been a fan of pro wrestling ever since I was a kind and once considered doing it for a living.
12. I quit drinking soda almost 2 years ago.
13. I never liked the taste of popcorn.
14. I find people like Bill Maher to be abrasive and slightly idiotic.
15. I find Sarah Palin physically attractive but I think she may actually be kinda slow.
16. My favorite food is lasagna.
17. My favorite number is 17.
18. My favorite fruit is peach.
19. If I had the money and the support I'd run for mayor and get my name out there through a media blitz.
20. Even though he didn't turn out to be the second coming of Jesus,I'm still a big Barack Obama supporter.
21. I think the tea party is full of shit.
22. I do plan on one day having some sort of political clout in the city of Detroit.
23. I have never liked the city council here in Detroit.
24. I wear a size 15 shoe.
25. When I was 12 I wanted to be rich by 25. I have a year and a half to reach that goal.
26. I'm a decent-ish blackjack player.
27. I have a knack for putting my foot in my mouth without saying a word.
28. If the team is from Detroit they have my support.
29. Despite my love for Detroit and all things Detroit I was born in California.
30. In a town that technically doesn't exist anymore.
31. Favorite wrestler as a kid: tie between The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
32. I didn't move to Detroit until 1989.
33. I'm 4 inches taller than my father and 2 inches taller than my mother.
34. I have one older brother and one younger sister.
35. Once made background music for a political website.
36. I officially own the domain thegangstergovernment.com.
37. I plan on owning it for another 5 years or so just to make sure that no one ruins the name.
38. Holly Robinson Peete was the first celebrity I ever had a crush on.
39. I still think she's great looking.
40. I've never been to college.
41. I want to change that someday.
42. After this summer I plan on never catching a bus in Detroit again.
43. I'm part Irish. Somewhere around 3% of me is Irish.
44. On Facebook I list my religious views as "God hates the lions.".
45. I think Dennis Miller may be one of the worst comedians I have ever seen.
46. Richard Pryor,Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are my favorite comedians.
47. Marvin Gaye is my favorite singer of all time.
48. Other favorites include Michael Jackson,James Brown and Barry White.
49. Tupac Shakur is my favorite rapper.
50. Other favorites include Big L,The Notorious B.I.G.,both members of UGK and Snoop Dogg.
51. Was once hit by a police car.
52. I can not do the splits.
53. I used to give blood frequently just because it was $30 for sitting down for an hour.
54. I'd do the same now if there were places to do that closer to my house.
55. I enjoy pretty much every type of music except for death metal.
56. If half of the people that followed me on twitter clicked on this site everyday I'd make hundreds more a month in ad revenue.
57. I only know small bits of Spanish but I'm trying to learn more everyday.
58. I hate the taste of cabbage.
59. I love liquor,hate beer.
60. Before I die I want to visit every MLB ballpark.
61. I want to do the same thing with NFL stadiums.
62. I've only been to the hospital twice in my life.
63. This is what happened the last time I went.
64. I'm an insomniac.
65. If my life goes right I'll have several million dollars saved by the time I'm 50.
66. I seriously have a hard time going to sleep before 3am.
67. I've been to Canada several dozen times but I've never been to Wisconsin.
68. I also have no interest in going there.
69. Atheists annoy me almost as much as religious zealots.
70. I have no respect for Glenn Beck,at all.
71. In general I dislike political pundits.
72. I don't see why Rhianna is famous for "singing".
73. I could say that about a lot of singers.
74. I will never figure out how or why Jesse Ventura was elected governor of Minnesota.
75. If you're a 9/11 truther,you're a retard.
76. If you don't believe that the president was born in America,you're a retard.
77. I pretty much think conspiracy theories are stupid.
78. I can't watch cable news without laughing.
79. I actually think that local news is better.
80. My favorite local news people? Mara MacDonald and Alicia Smith.
81. I've been on the news once in my life.
82. I once lost a job due to the Detroit Lions being a horrible football team.
83. I can't back down from a bet no matter how crazy it is.
84. I think I'd make an ok police officer.
85. On occasion I suffer from extreme writers block.
86. The number 86 is my least favorite number.
87. I get annoyed at fans of Apple products.
88. I still have a myspace page.
89. I actually still have 3 of them.
90. I have never driven out of state.
91. I would have gone to the Charlie Sheen show just to see him overdose on stage.
92. I'm totally serious about that last statement.
93. Before I tore my ankle up and gained weight I could dunk with relative ease.
94. I miss being able to dunk on people.
95. Favorite movies of all time: Scarface,Blazing Saddles and Anchorman.
96. Least favorite movies: Gigli,House Party 4.
97. Favorite tv shows: anything involving Detroit sports.
98. Least favorite tv shows: Grey's Anatomy
99. I find it a little weird that when I do get hit on it's usually by older women.
100. Its weird and awesome at the same time.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Midnight Distraction
I kinda wanted to go see this on Saturday. Of course I didn't want to pay for it because I'm cheap and I knew what was about to happen. I know for a fact had I been there I would have lost my voice from laughing so hard at the crowd,the show and the ridiculousness involved. You kinda know its gonna be bad when they have to give away tickets and the people with free tickets still think that it sucks. With that said lets check out some firsthand reviews from the news stations here in Detroit of the violent torpedo of truth himself,Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen Live Show Gets 'Torpedoed' in Detroit: MyFoxDETROIT.com
