23 Goals

Today is my 23rd birthday and this makes me very happy. I love knowing that I went one more year without being shot to death,even though I got kinda close to breaking that streak a few weeks ago. Anyway I,like many people enjoy my birthday. Its a day to celebrate and generally be happy. With that said here are 23 things I wish to accomplish before November 30th 2011.

1. Get a steady job - The economy here in Michigan and throughout the country sucks. It sucks so bad that for the better part of a year I haven't had a real job. If it weren't for odd jobs and finding ways to make money online I would have made nothing in the last year.

2. Lose another 25 pounds - during the last year I actually lost close to 30 pounds. I went from 287 to 258. While this is great and I'm a lot healthier and a little better looking I want to lose some more weight just so I can look nicer without a shirt on.

3. Get a car - I'm sick of walking,the buses are slow during the winter and driving makes things easier.

4. Get a new wardrobe - I'm planning on losing weight and obviously the stuff I have on right now wont fit too good. It'll probably be mostly in black but I'll look good in it.

5. Attend a game by all 4 Detroit sports teams - Last year I got lucky and scored free tickets to a pistons and tigers game. This year I plan on going to a game from those two teams,the lions and the red wings.

6. Travel out of state - I don't know where yet but I'm leaning towards California.

7. Attempt to become a police officer - I don't know if I'll make it but I really want to try it. I wanted to try it a while ago but ultimately decided against it. This time I'm gonna man up and do it.

8. Buy some guns - It couldn't hurt to have one around here because you never know what might happen.

9. Get a hunting license - I really want to go deer hunting but of course I need a license. this situation shall be rectified within the next year.

10. Buy a new tv - my tv is old,takes up way too much electricity and is pretty useless since I don't have cable at the moment. I'm gonna upgrade it to an HD.

11. Spend at least one night in a suite at the motor city casino and hotel. Preferably in the presidential suite.

12. Get back to selling beats - Before I got interested in blogging I used to make and sell beats to rappers who were "ballin on a budget". I want to get back to that.

13. Take up yoga - This would be different for me and it would probably make me lose weight at a quicker pace than what I've been doing.

14. Go one entire month without meat - Back in February and March I went more than a month without junk food. I'm gonna try to go meatless for one month in 2011.

15. Make this site extremely popular - When I first started this site I barely got 100 hits in a month. Now I'm averaging several hundred hits per day. While that is great I would like to have this site averaging several thousand hits per day in one years time.

16. Get a domain name - That could be happening very soon.

17. Buy some stock - This assures that I'm never technically penniless. It also means that I'll be worth at least as much as one share of stock.

18. Run in the free press marathon - This would be a good way to show off the 25 pounds that I will have hopefully lost by then. I don't think I'll finish but it will be good to run in it and kinda look like an athlete.

19. Make home improvements - This is always a good idea and it never hurts to fix things that need to be fixed.

20. Catch up on bills - Out of everything on the list this is the one thing I really want to get done the fastest. I owe a lot of money to a lot of people and its annoying the hell out of me.

21. Redesign this site - While the current setup is nice I think that it may be close to time to get a new look for this site.

22. Get a bank account - I had one for a couple of years until I overdrafted and could never pay it back thanks to nearly being killed,losing my job and the mountain of medical debt incurred from being hit in the face with a brick. I plan on getting that situation straightened out and getting a new account.

23. Live - I want to make sure that during the next year that I actually live my life. I want to be less stressed and more relaxed about things. I want to wake up feeling confident and knowing that today will be a great day. If I can accomplish most of the goals on this list,I'll be able to live with myself and live well.

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Fiscally ridiculous

Earlier today,new Illinois congressman Mark Kirk decided to stop by all of the cable news morning shows to talk about the budget. In particular he talked about extending unemployment insurance and the possible extension of the sweeping tax cuts made by former president Bush in 2003. Those tax cuts were only possible thanks to a tie breaking vote by former vice president Dick Cheney. As expected Mark Kirk is in favor of extending those tax cuts but not in favor of extending unemployment benefits because it would just add to the deficit. Of course he fails to note that extending unemployment benefits would cost 60 billion dollars but extending those tax cuts would cost more than 100 billion dollars in just one year. Now that we know a few facts here's Mark Kirk trying to make a case as to why tax cuts are great but giving the unemployed enough help to pay for food is a horrible idea.

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Midnight Distraction

Once again I'm posting a blog about places with odd and screwed up names. Of course these people failed in their quest of finding the right keywords in naming their businesses and as a result I'm fairly sure business suffered as a result. Look at and laugh at the two very unfortunately named places below. Oh and don't forget to share.

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The former president speaks

On Monday afternoon our most recent president before our current president will be on facebook. Of course if you already have a facebook page you probably know that former president George W Bush has a fairly popular page on there too. Now is your chance to ask him a few questions before he goes on live at the facebook headquarters in California on Monday. Click on the picture below to ask the president a question.

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Random act of failure

It seems like every week I post a blog on here talking about the need for proper advertising and hiring people who know how to spell. This blog is no different from that. In fact this blog is a double dose of bad advertising by way of horrible word choice and suspicious picture choice. Enjoy the photos below and don't forget to share this with your friends.

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Midnight Distraction

The recession has been tough on us all. Lots of people have lost jobs,fallen behind on bills,had to sacrifice and some have even lost homes due to the down economy. In an economy such as this you kinda have to do any and everything you can think of thats legal to make some money. Its kinda the reason behind me having this site. Of course if I had the stunningly good looks and wasn't a 6 foot tall and somewhat overweight male I'd do what these laid off flight attendants are doing in Mexico. Click on the first photo to read more about them and click on the second photo to see their facebook page.

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Afternoon Distraction

Everyone knows that president Obama is a huge basketball fan. He not only loves the Chicago Bulls,he also frequently plays basketball at the white house. What a lot of people didn't know(until now) is that the president is not above being in a very physical game of basketball. In fact a game got so physical earlier today that the president needed twelve stitches to close up a wound he got from being elbowed by another player. To read more about that click on the photo of the president below. Oh an of course here's a video of the president playing basketball and not getting hurt.

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Black Friday

Today is that wonderful American holiday known as a "black Friday". Though not technically a real holiday it is treated as such due to it being the day after thanksgiving and the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. On black Friday you can expect to find everything on sale for ridiculously low prices. If you can handle the long lines,brawls in bed,bath and beyond,tussles in target and scuffles in sears,black Friday may be your type of day. Look,laugh and enjoy the ridiculousness below. Oh and don't forget to share if you're not out beating down old ladies for a new blu-ray player.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition our hero lets us know about something we may have not paid attention to. He lets us know that the TSA pat downs and the surrounding controversy is all going exactly how he predicted it would in his bestselling book "The Overton window". He also takes a little time to school us and let us know that Joe Biden wrote the patriot act in 1995. Of course that last sentence falls apart when you type in "patriot act" on google and Joe Biden is nowhere to be found but you do run into John Ashcroft and Viet Dinh. Viet Dinh happens to be the main architect and creator of the patriot act.Listen and be baffled as Glenn starts a ridiculous conspiracy theory.



In the second piece to this masterpiece theater of insanity Glenn invites a guest on his show. This guest happens to be former governor of Alaska,bestselling author,former vice presidential candidate and fox news contributor Sarah Palin. During the segment they talk about the TSA and its security policies,what would happen if Sarah actually went through a scanner and her dislike of the idea of anyone checking her kids for bombs. In the middle of all of this Glenn takes a little time to make a bit of a creepy,borderline sexually harassing comment. Oh and Sarah agrees with profiling "the type of people who could do damage to an airplane". Listen,enjoy and read between the lines in a conversation between two conservative giants.

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Midnight Distraction

What you're staring at is not fake. It is however very impressive. What you're looking at is the Hermitage of St. Columban in Trentino, Italy. Its a church that was built back in 1391 and is only accessible by climbing a mountain. Want to see more photos? Click on the amazing piece of photography below.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this edition El Rushilino spits a little bit of the truth at us. He lets us know that checking white people for explosives and sharp objects at airports is no way to keep America safe. He knows this because all terrorists happen to be young,male,Muslim and Arab. This also includes the guy that tried to blow up a plane over Detroit/Romulus a year ago. That guy happens to look like this. With that said listen to and be amazed by Rush and his call for racial profiling.

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Random act of failure

Every once in a while I'll post a blog about the importance of proper advertising and making sure you get the right people to do that type of work for you. Of course this is another example of someone doing the exact opposite of what I just said. Look at,laugh at,enjoy and share the photo below.

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Song of the day

Everyone that knows me knows that I'm constantly searching for great new music to add to my collection. In that quest for new music I always hit up the regular music sites and of course youtube. Thanks to that quest I ran across this song from a group of rappers known as "Big Bang" and their song "Fall Back" featuring Hell Rell of the Diplomats. Listen to,enjoy and share the song below and if you like the song as much as I do you can find out more about them by clicking here or clicking on the huge banner right below this paragraph.

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Something you may have missed

During the hubbub of all the insanity taking place during the midterm elections and the media gloating over being right about predicting(and somewhat helping) a republican victory everyone kinda missed a historic moment. The historic moment I'm talking about comes in the form of freshman congressman Hansen Clarke who represents Michigan's 13th district,a district that I happen to live in. Why is he so historic? Well outside of beating longtime congresswoman and the mother of former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick,Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick,he's also the very first Bangladeshi-American elected to congress. Want to learn more about the congressman that still stays just blocks away from where I used to live? Click on his photo below.

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International embarrassment

Last Friday reason for this site's name and Minnesota representative Michelle Bachmann appeared on the BBC to speak on a myriad of issues with host Emily Matilis. During the discussion representative Bachmann repeatedly tried to hit her talking points of small government,lower taxes,lower spending and Barack Obama not being an American. Unfortunately for her Emily Matilis actually challenged a few of the things that Mrs Bachmann was saying. Not only did she challenge her but she used quotes and facts from reputable sources to do it. Watch below as the British laugh at what passes for a politician over here in America.

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Just killing time here

The video below pretty much sums me up to a tee. The fact that it gets everything so right shows that the people behind this video share a lot of common interests with me. With that said watch,enjoy,laugh at and share the video below of what its like to be a lions fan.

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stating the obvious

I missed this yesterday because I was watching football but I'm sure you're gonna like this as much as I did. Former president Jimmy Carter appeared on CNN's "Reliable Sources" to promote his book and discuss a myriad of issues. Among those issues was the insanity of cable news. Look,listen and be amazed as the former president makes an astute observation about what we currently call news.

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Afternoon Distraction

For the first time in a long time I can honestly say that I laughed at an entire episode of Saturday Night live and not just parts of it. Whatever they did to make last nights episode with Anne Hathaway on it ridiculously funny,they need to do it again every week for the next few years. With that said here's one of the best moments from last night's show.

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Midnight Distraction

What you're staring at is a protest. What are they protesting? I have no idea and I'm sure that you don't have an idea either. Want to find out what they're protesting? Click on the photo below and learn more about the worlds sexiest protesters.

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Just killing time here

I haven't posted anything on here in a while and to make up for that malfeasance here's a new post on this site. Look at,laugh at,enjoy and share the photo below.

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Song of the day

I know that like me,many of you really don't care too much about Prince William getting engaged and married to Kate Middleton. Of course I only mention them because apparently Prince William's brother Prince Harry is throwing an engagement party for his brother and he wants legendary west coast mc Snoop Dogg to perform at the party. Click on the photo below to read more about it and with that said here are a few of my favorites from Snoop.

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A moral responsibility.

Every once in a while I find myself somehow almost completely agreeing with the pope. This blog post is one of those times.As many of you(myself included) may not have known,currently there is an international papal conference on health care going on in the Vatican. Yesterday the pope delivered a message to the participants of that conference. In that message he calls on governments to fix the inequalities of its healthcare systems and provide universal access to healthcare regardless of ones social status,economic status or ability to pay. He even called healthcare an "inalienable right". To read more of what he said just click on the picture of the pope below.

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Just killing time here

Not content with just winning on the football field,the Philadelphia Eagles have decided to take their winning ways into the field of environmentalism. They're planning on making a few major changes to Lincoln Financial Field that will make the field not only more energy efficient but completely self sufficient. Click on the photo of eagles QB Michael Vick to see what they're doing to make the stadium better for the environment and better for the city of Philadelphia.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition Glenn Beck is a little upset at senator Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia. He's a little upset that Jay Rockefeller isn't exactly a fan of the "news" channels that we currently have on cable and satellite providers in this country. Glenn accuses the senator of wanting to censor free speech. Listen to and enjoy that clip below. Oh and click on the picture of Glenn Beck to see who's trying to censor his free speech.

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Midnight Distraction

I love football. I love playing it. I love watching it on tv. I love seeing games in person. Not much beats the thrill of seeing two teams in a grueling battle for football supremacy. Of course there are two things I love more than football and thats women and women. Luckily this clip combines both in the best way possible.



Two Girls Streak College Football Game - Watch more Funny Videos

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A dose of insanity

For the last few years idiots and nutjobs have been saying that Barack Obama should not be president based on the fact that he wasn't born in America. Of course this ridiculous argument becomes invalid when you realize that the president's birth certificate has been public for years and that there was an announcement in the local paper in Hawaii announcing the birth of Barack Obama in August of 1961. This of course does not stop people like Texas state representative Leo Berman from introducing a bill to make sure that certain people were actually born in America. Click on his picture below to read more about the bill.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

Glenn has a little bit of advice for his listeners. He wants his listeners to strongly consider investing in gold. Why invest in gold? He wants the listener to invest in gold because the world is going crazy and paper money might become obsolete. Of course he warns the viewers that buying gold could be difficult. He wants people to take the proper precautions and hide their gold,hide the coins and hide the guns too because the government is snatching up everything out here. Listen,enjoy and be sure to buy lots of gold and then have it shipped to my house as a birthday present.

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Afternoon Distraction

By now everyone knows that Bristol Palin is famous for a couple of reasons. She's famous for being the daughter of former Alaska governor,former vice presidential nominee,fox news contributor and best selling author Sarah Palin. She's also famous for getting knocked up and suddenly becoming a huge fan of abstinence. With that said she's been surviving on dancing with the stars and while taking a break from dancing she decided to talk to teens about the importance of pausing before you play. Watch the video below as Bristol talks to "The Situation" about the situations you can get into if you use your situation in the wrong situation.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

Glenn Beck has a few concerns to get off of his mind. He's a little concerned that terrorists could strike at any time. He doesn't see body scanners,pat downs and having federal air marshals around as a good way to keep us safe. He does have an idea to stop terrorists if they try to strike us on airplanes. His idea is quite simple and elegant and extremely effective. He basically notes that since we can get licenses to carry guns,why not carry guns on airplanes? We all know that a suicide bomber on an airplane is only afraid of one thing and that thing is getting shot before the bomb can go off. We also know that if you accidentally shot a hole into one of the many windows on a passenger plane that nothing bad can happen,ever.Listen and be baffled by the clip below.

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Random act of failure

Something I noticed not too long ago is that I have not been in a physical fight in a long time. I've been in some pretty awful and potentially deadly situations in the last couple of years but I have not been in an actual fight. I think this is attributed to me being grown and having a lot of self control. I also know that if I get into a fight I might not be able to stop once I've gained a clear advantage. With all of that said I'm about 100% sure that I'm not supposed to do what the guy in the video below did during his attempt to fight.

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Just killing time here

Kinda wasting time here but its a bit of good news. The good news is that the third installment of Harold and Kumar is done filming. This means that not too far in the future I'll be laughing and hoping that its better than "escape from Guantanamo bay". In some other and slightly related news,the guy that plays "Kumar",actor Kal Penn is returning to his job as the assistant director of the office of public engagement in the white house. To read more about that click on his picture below.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this edition our hero talks about the insidious healthcare bill. He lets us know that the bill was basically a political plot by the Obama administration to make republicans look like the bad guys. He and the woman he's talking to lets us know that poor people already had extensive medical coverage and because this is America no one was left out in the cold. Rush lets us know that if poor people need medical help they can just go to the emergency room and get it done basically for free. Of course if you're poor you probably can't afford medical coverage and you're only going to go to the emergency room when its something extremely serious. Something serious like a guy trying to kill you while you're walking home from work. Listen and be amazed below as Rush shows us why he's very deserving of the millions of dollars he makes every year.

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Picture of the day

What you're looking at is a photo of former president Bill Clinton. If you somehow did not know that you're either an idiot or you're my young cousin who happened to be born the same day that former president George W Bush was elected to his first term as president. You may be wondering why I decided to post this photo. Click on it and find out why.

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Insomniac Theater

I often have a lot of trouble sleeping. In fact if I somehow fall asleep before 4am its a miracle that wont be repeated for months. With that said some of my best blog ideas and some of my best blogs happen to come late at night. So,what I've decided to do is make my insomnia a new feature on here by posting a video whenever I should be sleeping but just can't. Here's the first video which you're going to love. Click,watch,enjoy and share it twice.

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Afternoon Distraction

Not posting too much over the weekend as I attempt to not feel like a truck is repeatedly running me over but I think you might enjoy the things that I post on here. While attempting to cheer myself up earlier today I decided to go searching for something hilarious. In my search I happened to run across this hilarious deli advertisement. Feel free to look,laugh,share,laugh again and then share again.

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Just killing time here

Kinda wasting a little time on here because I'm feeling very under the weather but you're gonna enjoy this. The dudes from dude perfect are back and they've decided to show off some previously unreleased trick shot awesomeness. Sit back,enjoy and share the insanity that is dude perfect.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

Glenn Beck is being set up. He's known for a long time that his willingness to stand up to the evil,progressive,liberal and tyrannical Obama administration and all who support it would be dangerous. He lets us know that he tries his hardest to be a good guy and that he isn't into anything weird or illegal. He also lets us know that he isn't in to child porn and that he isn't gay. Despite what you may hear about him,his companions and the thousands of photos on his computer just remember that its all a set up by George Soros.

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If you missed it

If you missed it earlier and lets be serious we all know that you did because it wasn't even on tv. Anyway feel free to check out the entire unedited interview between Rachel Maddow and Jon Stewart. Click on the video,watch the interview and feel free to share it with your friends.

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Taking a break....somewhat

Today is veterans day here in America. If you somehow don't know what that means first of all you should immediately leave this country to never return but if you're not willing to do that you should realize that today is the day that we honor all of the brave men and women who have served our country during some of our most troubling and dangerous times. With that said I'm not gonna fill my blog up with the daily ridiculousness of Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. Instead its being filled up with this post and maybe a song at some later point in the day. Now here's a message from Rachel Maddow about what you can do to help out a veteran near you.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition our here,Glenn Beck talks about the national debt and how we may be losing to the Chinese. He lets us know that this current administration is incompetent and ill equipped to deal with the problems facing us and the world today. In particular he's a little upset at Michelle Obama and her lack of protocol in high fiving and fist bumping people. He also takes a little time to call the Obamas arrogant and stupid. Listen to and enjoy that awesome clip below.

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Midnight Distraction

Marketing a product is always important. Without the proper marketing a great product can fall by the wayside and no one will ever know that it existed. This is why when marketing your product you have to make sure that it has a name that grabs attention. Of course sometimes the name of the product can garner the wrong type of attention. This is one of those cases. Look,laugh at and share the photo below.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this edition El Rushilini talks about the midterm elections and what won it for the GOP. Well,thats what he talks about at first before he goes into the topic of religion. Rush wonders out loud once again about the religion of the president. He doesn't seem to think that the president is a Christian despite the fact that Rush himself often brings up reverend Jeremiah Wright as an example of president Obama being a radical Christian. Listen and be baffled by Rush's religious logic in the clip below.

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Just killing time here

Everyone that knows me,knows that I can't dance to save my life. I'm a black man with very little rhythm and because of this I am often ostracized by my family and random people that see me attempt to dance. I can't do the running man. I can't chicken noodle soup. I don't really know how to crank dat soulja boy or crank that batman. In all seriousness I can barely move like Bernie. One dance that I know I can do however is the "Jesus lean". I also know that some super religious person is gonna see this blog post and be upset about Jesus being used as a dance. With that said get ready to enjoy one of the worst rap songs I have ever heard(not counting songs by Waka Flocka)that happens to have one of the easiest dances ever. Be amazed by sophisticated lyricism,a hard hitting beat that isn't at all repetitive and an enthusiastic group of dancers.

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A dose of sanity

About a month and a half ago I did a blog post about assistant Michigan attorney general Andrew Shirvell and his constant bullying of the openly gay student body president at the University of Michigan. Since then there have been a ton of reports and follow ups on local news about the complaints filed against him and the fact that he was not going to be fired. Of course this all changed today when he was officially fired. To read more about that click on his picture below.

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Steele Speaking

Yesterday on "Washington Watch with Roland Martin" RNC chairman Michael Steele stopped by to do an interview and talk about a myriad of issues. He took a little time to discuss repealing the healthcare reform law and how to deal with those who do want to get rid of it. He of course took a little bit of time to bask in the glow of republicans winning big last Tuesday. One more very serious thing he talked about is how the republican party can better engage minority voters like myself. Watch,listen and enjoy those videos below.

Notice how he steps away from the repeal talks to talk about how he wants to stop the presidents agenda of raising the debt.


Michael Steele basks in the glow of victory but he's cautiously optimistic about the future.


Michael Steele talks about how the RNC can engage people who aren't white.

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Lindsey Graham is an idiot

Over the weekend senator Lindsey Graham was in Canada to attend and speak at a security conference. During his speech he stunned the crowd by trying to make a case for why America and its allies should go to war with Iran. As expected it didn't make too many people in America happy either. Earlier today on "Morning Joe" host Joe Scarborough took senator Graham to task for making a ridiculous case for war. Watch and be amazed by that below.

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Just killing time here

As a kid I could never get into the sport of fencing. There are a lot of reasons behind that. Reasons such as my family not really having the money to buy the equipment needed for that sport,none of the schools that I went to offering it and the fact that despite the whole sport being based around stabbing people its still a little boring. I also kinda take it seriously when someone tries to stab me which means I would have ended up in jail thanks to a fencing match. One more thing I hate about fencing is in the video below. Watch and be very happy that the tips of those swords aren't sharp...yet.


Fencing Practice Nutshot - Watch more Funny Videos

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Midnight Distraction

When I'm not posting political insanity and ridiculous life stories on this site I'm usually on youtube looking for ridiculous videos. During one of my searches for ridiculous videos I happen to come across a video by a rapper from Louisiana who's trying to get his name out there with a new dance song. Nothing about that seems out of the ordinary until you notice what the dance is. The dance is literally stolen from a scene from "Weekend at Bernies 2". Look,listen and be baffled by the most ridiculous dance in hip hop.

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Random act of failure

Birthday parties are great. Everyone loves knowing that they've officially avoided death for one more year. Everyone loves the cake,the ice cream,the gifts and the parties. Of course this would be a good time to say that my 23rd birthday is in 3 and a half weeks and you can give me a gift by continuing to visit this blog and telling your friends,friends of friends,family members and their friends about it. Everyone loves the fun and seeing all of their family at a party. One thing I've never had at one of the grand total of 4 birthday parties in my life is a piñata. I've always wanted one just as an excuse to swing a bat at an object other than a baseball. Of course if you're gonna have a piñata at your party there are some ground rules that must be established. This video shows you rule number 1 of what not to do near a man swinging a stick at a piñata.

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Afternoon Distraction

By now everyone knows the results of the midterm elections. Republicans made huge gains,the media celebrated the fact that what they predicted back in February of 2009 happened to come true and John Boehner became speaker of the house. What we probably didn't notice was this hilarious headline on ABC about John Boehner. Look,laugh and share the insanity below.

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Random Observation

Yesterday I was online filling out a job application when I noticed that I had totally forgotten the number to my last job. I searched through my cell phone to see if it was in there but it wasn't. Seconds later I got the bright idea to just look up the address on google maps because I remembered that the phone number was painted on the side of the building. So I type in the address,zoom in and prepare to memorize this phone number once again. Of course that isn't what happened because as soon as I zoomed in I started to laugh at what I saw on the photo. Lets analyze this photo now.

1. There seems to be no customers currently at the store. From what I've heard the store has steadily been going downhill since I was fired a year ago.

2. This photo was taken sometime during the summer as noted by the weather.

3. What the F is going on near the dumpster?

4. The kid in the blue shorts seems to be flipping off the google truck. I can't say that I wouldn't have done it if I were him.

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Luck

Yesterday I may have had some of the best luck I've ever had in my life. This luck tops the time when I was 12 and just barely avoided being in the middle of a car accident while walking to the store. It beats that time I found $20 laying on the ground while going to school. The luck I had yesterday was on par with the shockingly good luck that only caused me to get a broken orbital bone,a concussion,the near loss of my right eye and thousands of dollars in medical debt. By now you may be wondering what the hell I'm talking about and to answer that question I'm going to recap my Wednesday.

Wednesday started off like any normal day. I did my daily routine and was still slightly annoyed about not getting a phone call from neither of the companies I filled out applications for on Monday. While eating I decided to turn on my pc and start job searching,blogging and tweeting. And as luck would have it my hard drive wanted to die on me. I spent most of the morning and afternoon trying to get it to work properly enough and long enough for me to find some sort of way to backup my files. This hard drive issue takes over 4 hours to fix but my brother and I finally got it fixed. As I start to finally transfer my files on to a newer,working hard drive my mom asks me if I want to run with her up to the nearest high school. Seeing that it was going to take 4 hours to move my files and make my computer very slow when trying to use it I agreed to go with her. After a short search for my headphones and MP3 player I'm headed out the door and we're walking towards the track at the local high school. We were maybe 2 and a half blocks away from the high school when I notice a guy park in the middle of the street a couple of blocks away. This guy proceeds to hop out of the car,frantically take off his jacket and remove one of his shirts and a bullet proof vest. When this happens I whisper to my mother "Lets get the hell out of here before this nigga does something stupid". Before I can even finish saying that last sentence he had already hopped back in his car with the door wide open,popped his trunk and he had driven amazingly fast to stop right next to us. He hops out the car again,glances at me as if he wanted to fight me,doesn't say a word,heads towards the back of his car and pulls out a shotgun. This is all happening so close to us that if he were to turn to his right the gun would have smacked me in the face. He proceeds to aim the shotgun at a crowd of high schoolers who immediately flee. While this panic and insanity is going on my mother and I quickly sneak away around the corner where we run in to a mailman who's ducking and looking like he was scared for his life. For some odd reason no shots were actually fired which means that he didn't see his intended target or the gun jammed. Either way we got lucky despite not being able to do what we originally planned to do. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go test this luck and play the lottery.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In today's edition our hero is worried about a few things. He's worried about the president's agenda. He's a little worried about the fact that its gonna cost a couple of billion dollars to transport the president,diplomats,members of his staff,a ton of secret service agents,vehicles and air force 1 to India. Most of all he's worried about the safety of the president because there may be some extremist Muslims in India which happens to have the worlds largest Muslim population. Glenn is worried that Muslims over there see the president as a sellout for being a Christian when we all(Glenn) knows that the president grew up and is a Muslim. Glenn fears that the president may get assassinated and he lays out the reasons why and how it may be done below.

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umm....what?

I don't know how I missed this last night but during the madness of election coverage everyone kinda forgot about one of America's favorite candidates. That candidate happens to be the one and only Alvin Greene. Since his very surprising win in the South Carolina democratic primary Alvin has made waves with his unique campaign style which can only be compared to that of the great Basil Marceaux who unfortunately came up a few votes short of winning the governorship of Tennessee. Alvin fought tooth and nail for his chance to be a senator but in the end he was beaten by incumbent republican senator Jim DeMint. Below is some video from his victory/concession party and a few words on the outcome of the election from Alvin Greene himself.

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Random act of failure

Everyone was kinda glued to the tv watching election results last night. Of course by now everyone knows that republicans made a lot of big gains last night. What a lot of people may not know is that every once in a while news stations can screw up on graphics. See if you can spot the failure in this photo.

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everybody's doing it

Feeling a little apathetic about voting today? It's ok,a lot of people feel the same way. Of course even if you do feel like all of the candidates suck and no one is 100% in favor or against the things that you favor or happen to dislike doesn't mean that you shouldn't vote. No one is going to be 100% exactly like you so looking for a candidate thats 100% like you is a bad idea. The real key is voting for the guy that happens to best fits the description of what you want to see in a candidate. Secondly you don't want to look like the worlds worst slacker when your polling place is a block and a half away and yet you don't vote. Some people aren't lucky enough to have an extremely close polling place and a few others aren't even lucky enough to be on this planet to vote but they still voted. Click on the picture below to see how its now possible to vote in space.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this edition El Rushilino talks about voting,getting out the vote and who you should vote for. He spends a little time talking about American exceptionalism and how it differs from authoritarianism. He basically lets you know that if you hate America and what it stands for you should vote democrat. Listen to that and Rush talking about the president possibly committing voter fraud below.



In this bonus clip Rush accuses the president of voting early and often during this midterm election. He also takes a little time to worry about/make up a conspiracy theory about why the president is taking a trip to India. Listen and be baffled by clicking on the clip below.

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Midnight Distraction

A little over a year ago I used to have a job that truly sucked. I used to work in a liquor store. The job was actually pretty boring outside of the regular customers,the thieves and the occasional drunk person. Of course this blog isn't about that drunk guy that pulled a knife on me because I told him to stop knocking over the racks of potato chips. This blog is about a few idiots and a drink that we had but probably never sold called Everclear. Everclear holds the world record for being the most alcoholic drink in existence. This drink is illegal in several countries and only the "lite" version of it can be sold in Michigan. The 190 proof version of Everclear is basically illegal in half of this country. A drink that strong probably should not be in the hands of idiots. Something else that shouldn't be in the hands of idiots is fire. Combining fire with that drink is by far one of the worst ideas ever. Watch below as an idiot nearly kills himself to a nice hip hop soundtrack.



If you're wondering what was playing in the background it was this song.

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Just killing time here

The midterm elections are less than 12 hours away in some parts of this country and this means that everyone is fired up about voting. While everyone knows about most of the candidates running for office a lot of people may not know about some of the proposals on the ballot in different states. One ballot proposal getting a lot of attention is prop 19 in California. Proposition 19(if passed) would legalize,regulate and tax the sale of marijuana. Many supporters of this proposition say that the fees collected from taxing marijuana can help cut the huge budget shortfall that California has. Opponents of this proposition point out that a lot of jobs still can and will fire you for being high at work. Also some drug dealers are a little worried about the passage of proposition 19 cutting in to their profits. Watch,laugh and enjoy the video below and feel free to share it with everyone. Oh and don't forget to vote if you haven't already.

Vote No on Prop 19 From a Drug Dealer from Ben Garant

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Afternoon Distraction

Music makes everyone feel better. I know it makes em feel good and you're about to feel good after checking out the newest video by David Banner for his song "Slow Down". Of course if you've been on this site you'll know that a couple of months ago that David Banner gave people a free preview of the song. I even blogged about that. Click on the video below and enjoy some great hip hop music.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition our hero,Glenn Beck goes after the NRA for having the gall to look at individual voting records when picking and choosing candidates to endorse. Glenn does not agree with their policy of not endorsing people based on what party their in. If it were up to Glenn the NRA would only endorse republicans because democrats aren't anti-abortion. Click,listen and be baffled by his rant in the clip below.

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Midnight Distraction

I honestly can't think of anything to write here. I can't think of anything at all because I'm too busy laughing at the picture below. I'm not a language expert or anything but I do know that this looks and feels horrible in English. Look at,laugh at and share the photo below.

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