Random act of failure

This isnt just one random act of failure but 2 of them. What you're gonna see in the videos are examples of why I wont be in the Xgames anytime soon. Watch the first video as a kid tries to show off his high flying roller blading ability but sadly and painfully fails at it. That first video is only the second most painful thing you're gonna see in this post. The second video is just super painful to watch but funny as hell. Click on the videos,watch and enjoy. Oh and make sure to share it on facebook,twitter,myspace and whatever social media site you happen to be on.

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if you missed it

If you missed it last night you missed out on a good one. Last night on the Colbert report,Stephen decided to try out for the Knicks. Before he did that he did do a rather hilarious interview with Knicks head coach Mike D'Antoni. During the interview they touched on subjects such as the Knicks losing,Lebron James and what the Knicks should do with that extra money they have since they probably wont get Lebron. Watch and enjoy it below.

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Just killing time here

Kinda killing some time here but check out Rachel Maddow as she shows everyone how John Boehner has basically failed politics 101. In the video John is against the drilling moratorium but points out why he's in favor of it while arguing against it. That last sentence sounds a little ridiculous but it will all make sense once you watch the video. With that said watch and enjoy the video below.

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Limbaugh lunacy

Today El Rushbo decides to keep talking about the economy and how much he thinks the stimulus has failed. Also in this he accuses the president of wanting America to fail. Listen to and be baffled by the insanity below.

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umm....what?

Not too long ago I was on twitter just wasting time. While wasting time on twitter someone on my timeline tweeted a rather interesting video involving T-pain and his iPhone app called "I am T-pain". The app lets you autotune everything but thats not what this is about. What this blog posting is about is how weird his chain looked. It looks very expensive but it doesn't look like what its supposed to look like. What does it look like to you?

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Just killing time here

Kinda killing time here while I'm watching The Boondocks but you're gonna love this. At least I hope you do. Click on the video below and check out a guy thats clearly in better shape than I am. Watch,enjoy and send it to your friends.


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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition of Glenn Beck craziness our hero talks about the protests that happened at the G20 conference in Toronto. So far none of that seems crazy. In fact it seems almost rational but here's where it gets insane. While talking about the protests he notes that a couple of them(out of the thousands of protesters protesting dozens of different things) were carrying a sign with a picture of Chairman Mao on it. From this he is able to connect a Christmas ornament on the Christmas tree that was in the white house last year to it. Finishing his string of connections he's able to connect those few protesters that sympathize with chairman Mao to the tree ornament to Barack Obama(who didnt decorate the tree or know of the ornament) to people in Greece protesting while wearing red. It's all a communist plot to kill America with socialism!! Watch Glenn spread the true word of God below.

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Judgement Day

As everyone in America knows yesterday was the first day of confirmation hearings for supreme court nominee Elana Kagan. During the hours upon hours of questioning and political grandstanding a few interesting things happened. Of course I tried not to bore and annoy myself to death with it which means I missed a good chunk of it. Lets see what the tv machine had to say about it.

before it even started Fox news had already passed the judgement that she would not be good for America.





Chris Matthews was almost as annoyed as I was when Jeff Sessions wasted our time by sounding like a complete idiot.



Oh and for the first time in a minute MSNBC decided to fact check and it turns out that Jeff Sessions and a lot of members of the GOP were wrong about Elana Kagan and her tenure at Harvard Law.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this edition of Limbaugh lunacy,El Rushbo talks about the stimulus and its failings. Oh and he mentions how getting unemployment benefits that you paid for makes you a lazy bastard that doesn't want to work. Listen to and enjoy Rushilino as he speaks the truth.

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Free music Monday

I honestly would have posted this one about 45 minutes earlier but I was too busy enjoying the music. With that said this time you're getting an entire mixtape courtesy of the good people at Coast to Coast Mixtapes. This mixtape is hosted by Lloyd Banks and features a lot of good music from Lloyd Banks,Eminem,Drake and a ton of up and coming hip hop talent including J.Cole who has been getting a lot of buzz lately. Listen to it below and if you like as much as I did,feel free to download it because its free and legal and fun.

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Picture of the day

What you are staring at is a screenshot of a Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll that touches on a ton of things. In the 10 question survey readers were asked such questions as "Do you think the allegations against Lance Armstrong are true?" and "What happens after you die?". Question number 8 touched on a subject that was put to rest years ago. The question asked "Do you think Barack Obama was BORN IN the United States or do you think he was born in another country?". As you can clearly see the largest portion of people correctly guessed that he was born in Hawaii. Shockingly 20% of people weren't sure of which state he was born in,1 percent said he was born in Kansas and 3 percent said someplace else in the USA. Of course the part that really sticks out is that about one fourth of the people that responded to the survey said that he was born somewhere outside of America. This can only lead me to one conclusion....about 1 in 4 people in this country happen to be stupid.

Click on the picture below to see the entire survey.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition of Glenn Beck craziness our hero talks about the founding fathers,his upcoming speech in Washington,DC and the image and legacy of the late Dr Martin Luther King Jr. He touches on why he chose the date that he did for his speech. He also lets the world know that black people don't own Martin Luther King and that way too many of us have forgotten the ideas that the founding fathers fought for. Of course its kinda easy to forget those ideas considering that they fought pretty hard to keep people such as myself as slaves and women as second class citizens. Listen to and enjoy the insanity below and realize that the very first couple of sentences out of his mouth are lies.



Oh and he should be ashamed of himself for not knowing when Dr King gave his most famous speech. He really needs to fire that research team.

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Random act of failure

Anyone that knows this blog(at last count 12 of you)knows that I kinda stick to three subjects. Those three subjects happen to be music,politics and random acts of failure. One of my favorite sites to check when I need a random act of failure is FailBlog. I seriously love that site. While looking for a random video of a douchebag falling off of a skateboard I ran across this piece of awesomeness that basically connects the main subjects of my blog. What you're about to see below is the Meg Whitman(currently running for governor of CA as a republican) campaign ad thats currently on the front page of FailBlog and below that is a nice little bonus. Watch and enjoy the campaign ad failure below.



It turns out that the good people at Failblog.org don't like it when you use them for political gain. I'm only saying that because of this letter they sent her campaign along with a nice picture of her.



Some of you have emailed us concerning a political attack video by the Meg Whitman campaign for California governor which features a screenshot of FAIL Blog attacking the other candidate Jerry Brown. We want to make it VERY clear that FAIL Blog nor the Cheezburger Network had any involvement or knowledge of the Whitman campaign use of a screenshot of FAIL Blog. In fact, the screenshot portrayed in the video never existed because the Whitman campaign faked the content within the screenshot. FAIL Blog or the Cheezburger Network has never been involved in any endorsement of any candidate or political party and do not plan to do so.
This is a place for humor, a place to laugh, and to have light-hearted fun poking at each other and what we see in the world. The FAIL Blog community involves liberals, conservatives and everyone across the political spectrum. And we do not endorse the use of FAIL Blog’s image or any content on any of the Cheezburger sites for anyone’s political gain.
We demand a written apology from the Whitman campaign and the removal of the video.
Sincerely,
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P.S. Jerry Brown, you better not be thinking of using this image or post in your political ad either.

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More than you imagined

In the last year or so people(including me) have been a little bit upset at the president for not getting enough done. Well as it turns out we should probably back off a little bit. In the clip below we're gonna see a short list of things this president has actually done. Watch and enjoy some Rachel Maddow below.

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if you missed it

If you missed it last night Jay Z and Eminem performed on the David Letterman show. The performance was just a promotional tool for their upcoming concerts in Detroit and New York City. With that said sit back,watch and enjoy this performance of the song "Renegade" by Jay Z and Eminem.

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Just killing time here

Kinda killing time here because its a Saturday and I have other things to do but I think you're gonna enjoy this. In fact I know you're gonna enjoy this. Click on the video below to see another reason why gymnastics should be left up to trained Olympians and not random morons. Watch and enjoy the insanity below.


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Afternoon Distraction

I'm a guy that enjoys a milkshake and milk related products every once in a while. In fact I think everyone loves ice cream. Of course it always helps when the milk used in making those products doesn't have the taste of homo in it. Click on the photo below to see more fantastic facebook fails from a few fragile minded people.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

Today our hero has a double dose of insane knowledge to drop on us average Americans. In the first clip he talks about our first president and founding father George Washington,the revolution and race relations during the founding of the United States of America. He lets us know that before the civil war came along race relations were pretty much fine between whites,blacks and everyone else. Once the civil war came along it was all political and all about slavery. In the second clip he lets us know about communism,the democratic party and how they're both connected to raping us of our history as Americans.







To be fair though,those damn communists are pretty scary. Just look at this threatening letter they handed me while I was out trying to enjoy some fireworks.

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Just killing time here

Kinda killing time here with this one but you're gonna like it. If you did not know about it because of the hoopla surrounding the world cup,the NBA draft is tonight. This has basketball fans all around the world excited to see who they're favorite team is gonna pick to help them get a shot at a championship. In the 2 videos below is a guy that wont be getting drafted this year due to NBA rules but he's clearly talented. Watch below as high school all star and the best high school basketball player in North Carolina, PJ Hairston shows off his skill set. You will be highly impressed with the videos.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this edition of Glenn Beck Craziness our hero discusses the oil leak in the gulf. He discusses the presidents policies,positions and why he thinks that Barack Obama is ill equipped to handle the job. Listen below as he offer his ideas on fixing the leak and who he would turn to as an expert when it comes to the oil industry.

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Song of the day

I havent posted anything on this blog in a few hours and thats kinda sad for several reasons. To make up for this lapse in judgement I'm going to post something definitely worth seeing.First in this two part series of awesome is one of my favorite songs of all time, "Play that funky music" by Wild Cherry(I used to work next door to a bar with the same name). Secondly check out the video below the first one and you'll know why I'm a huge fan of the video game "rock band".

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if you missed it

If you have been near a tv during the last few days you may have known about the whole fallout with General Stanly McChrystal. The whole thing stems from this interview that he did with rolling stone. An interview in which he took the time to bash the president and the entire administration. Apparently the president doesn't take too kindly to people breaking protocol in the middle of a war. In fact he didnt take kindly to it at all because he fired him today. Click on the video below to see a general get fired on what was live tv at the time.

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Random act of failure

I don't know what it is but I really happen to like gymnastics. I don't particularly care for the hours upon hours of practice and years of training just to fail in the olympics but I do like gymnastics. In the video below is a guy that apparently likes gymnastics more than I do because he's willing to actually attempt some of that stuff. Watch and enjoy the insanity right after the picture of a world class gymnast.

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The President speaks

This time president Barack Obama is speaking at the LGBT pride month reception. The reception takes place at the white house starting at 6pm. You can watch the entire thing live by looking at the video feed on this page.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this issue of Limbaugh lunacy our protagonist discusses several issues. He discusses our president and his disdain for America. He talks about our president and how he's taking away our freedoms. He also addresses a rumor that the president is just gonna quit being president because he's bored as hell with the job. Oh and he mentions that Obama has basically turned America into a liberal dream.

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Can't get away

On Monday I decided to pretty much take a day off from blogging about politics. I did this because in all seriousness I wanted to see the "Target freedom festival fireworks" like I do every year. Every time I go to the fireworks I end up having a good time. This time was no exception but a couple of things annoyed me but made me laugh.

First of all a tea party guy actually approached my cousin(seen staring in bewilderment at the sheet of paper with 5 obviously fake names on it) and I. He approached us to try to get the tea party on the ballot in Wayne County. I immediately laughed. My cousin looked it over,held in a joke and handed him the paper back.

About 20 minutes after that a group of communist wearing Fidel Castro t-shirts came through the area and handed out ridiculously large newsletters. This a picture of it and my thumb below.

Now as everyone that knows me clearly know......I don't mind politics or the news. In fact I love the news when I can get this close to it.

Ok in all seriousness though I went downtown to see some fireworks and dammit I'm gonna see them. I dont want to see the tea party or Democratic gubernatorial candidate Virg Bernero and especially not the dumbest communists in the history of the planet. That damn newsletter was 4 really big sentences long and made no sense. I came to see fireworks and finally after hours of waiting for the sun to stop cockblocking the fun myself,a million Michiganders and hundreds of thousands of our Canadian neighbors got to see a show. Pictures of that can be seen below this sentence.

Oh and what I definitely didn't want to see was the guy that decided to streak through the festivities. How you gonna let 1 million people see ya balls?!

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Joe Biden visits the world cup

What you are about to see is a video provided by the White House of vice president Joe Biden. In the video the vice president discusses the world cup,fan enthusiasm about the world cup and how soccer is going to expand in the United States of America. He also lets us in on a fact that kinda ruins the whole idea of Americans hating soccer. Watch and enjoy and don't forget to yell at FIFA over the fact that we got robbed in that game against Slovenia.

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Talkin' about oil

The oil spill/leak/gusher/environmental disaster has been going on for way too long now and everyone is upset left and right. With that said lets see what the news media has had to say during the last couple of days about the disaster,the response time and how all of this plays politically.

First up Mika Brzezinski goes after Rudy Giuliani for making baseless claims about how the Obama administration is responding to the crisis in the gulf.



Geraldo Rivera calls out Michele Bachmann over her rhetoric regarding the environmental disaster effecting the gulf coast states. Oh and notice how he gets annoyed when she tries to change the subject.



Oh and the 20 billion dollar fund that BP set up to help pay for people's loss of income in the gulf is just another government conspiracy to use a corporation as an ATM.

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Just killing time here

Everyone that knows me knows that I'm a huge fan of the boondocks. I've been a fan since they were in newspaper comic strips and it was one of the best days ever when I found out that they would be turning it into a cartoon on cartoon network. Now we're in the middle of watching season 3 of the critically acclaimed and hilarious show and it has not disappointed yet. Last week the episode was about how the protagonist Riley got into some serious trouble by trying to undercut a chocolate company that was trying to fund raise in his school and town. What you are about to see below is what happened when Riley gets confronted by the head of the chocolate company. Watch and enjoy the absolute insanity....completely uncensored.


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Random act of failure

We all look at newspapers as those things that used to have info and news stories in them. In recent years the newspaper has basically become obsolete thanks to news sites and blogs that update in real time. The picture below wont help them get back to relevance. Click on the photo to help vote it to the front page of fail blog.

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Song of the day

Kinda killing time here because its been like 12 hours and I havent posted anything on this blog. So to make up for this malfeasance I'm going to post a video showing you exactly how BP CEO Tony Hayward spent his day now that he doesn't have to be with the "small people" in Louisiana. Watch the video below and enjoy your Saturday.

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Random act of failure

This random act of failure comes courtesy of my favorite social networking site/promotional tool...Twitter. The other day while killing time on twitter I noticed a couple of people arguing about the oil spill,the governments response to it,Barack Obama in general,BP's role and clashing about liberal and conservative ideas. So far this seems like any regular discussion about politics until the tweet below was sent out. Look at it,enjoy it and realize that yes it is real.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In today's edition of Glenn Beck Craziness our hero discusses the upcoming revolution. Thats right Obama is trying to lead a revolution and its up to us,Glenn Beck and Jim DeMint to stop it. In this clip he discusses how to stop it,why Jim DeMint is important and the details of this revolution. According to Glenn if Obama has his way with this whole broadband thing the truth might not be able to get out there and we will be living in a totalitarian state. Listen to and enjoy the insanity below because its not long before Obama comes to take my internet away.



In the second clip Glenn discusses how Obama is going to shut down every conservative voice on the web. Oh and he plays an old clip of a woman discussing why her town needs to have better internet service and once again he takes the time to make fun of this woman. Listen and enjoy the lesson in classiness.

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Doesnt this seem crazy?

Yesterday I posted a blog about republican representative Joe Barton of Texas and his apology to BP. He was apologizing because he felt that the president was being mean to BP. He actually called the $20billion escrow fund set up by BP "a government shakedown". Now if this all seems crazy to you congrats you're a normal person. Unfortunately there may not be many normal conservative pundits on tv. As you're about to see in the video below,Joe Barton had a ton of defenders. Watch and enjoy the ridiculousness below.

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A lesson in luck

What you're about to see below are 2 videos with similar situations but different outcomes. In the first video we see a man with the best luck ever. I can't say that the second guy is so lucky. Watch and enjoy the insanity below.


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Glenn Beck Craziness

Today our hero has a lot to talk about and its all crazy. Listen below as Glenn Beck talks about Obama's war on America,former presidents Woodrow Wilson connections to the holocaust,energy reform and drunken sex and the impending Armageddon thanks to our illegitimate president.

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I apologize

As everyone knows because it's been on tv for the last 2 months,there's a massive oil leak in the gulf of Mexico. With all of the mess going on the white house,the government,BP and residents of the gulf coast region are doing a lot to try to stop this environmental disaster. Of course everyone knows that BP is to blame for the mess but unfortunately some feel that they shouldn't take any blame for it. Of course some in the house of representatives not only feel that BP shouldn't take the blame or pay the victims or pay the family of the men that died on the oil rig,they also feel that we should apologize to BP. With that said representative Joe Barton of Texas did just that today. Watch below as one man courageously stands against the American people to let BP know that he stands with them.

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Random act of failure

This isn't really a regular failblog type of video. Instead its a political ad. Usually political ads don't really fail that hard but this one is different. This one basically sinks the hell out of this guy's political career. In the video Alabama gubernatorial candidate Tim James discusses the drivers license test and how he hates that its in several different languages. Apparently he figures that if you're in America you should not speak any language but English. Watch below and you'll figure out exactly why I posted it.

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Song of the day

I bet you didn't know this but today Tupac Shakur would have been 39 years old. Of course I already knew that and since the radio has been playing his songs all day I'm gonna post a few of my favorite songs and videos from him on here. Look below and enjoy a cavalcade of music and music videos.

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Just killing time here

Something I've always noticed is that no one likes getting parking tickets. Also people really hate it when their cars get towed and as you're about to see the guy in the video below will do anything to avoid getting his car towed. Click on the video below to see one man and his fight against having to pay for his car being towed.

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Limbaugh lunacy

In this edition of Limbaugh lunacy El Rushbo discusses the speech the president gave from the oval office last night. As expected he didn't like it and he let it be known in full detail. He also took some time to take a couple of shots at the president over the oil spill. Oh and he decided to make fun of one of the presidents daughters. Listen below to Rush as he gives us all a lesson in being classy.

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Midnight Distraction

I'm gonna be perfectly honest here...I am not a fan of horse racing. In fact the only thing I enjoyed about the Belmont Stakes was Sarah Palin's chest and the announcer. In fact horse racing announcers are hilarious because they somehow bring excitement to a sport that really shouldnt have any coverage. Seriously though 3 hours of NBC coverage for a race that lasts 1 and a half minutes. Anyway in the video below an announcer tries to keep doing his job despite facing some serious troubles while on the air. Listen and enjoy as one man shows true dedication to a job that he loves.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

Today I have something great from our running joke of a hero,Glenn Beck. Today on his radio show he went in on the evil scourge known as our president. He not only pointed out that the president is a liberal,a racist,a socialist and has had marxism "bred into him". He also pointed out that president Obama is in fact trying to start a black revolution. Sort of like a takeover where all of us Negroes kinda kill off white people or make them slaves. Oh and the president hates Jews. Listen and be amazed by the knowledge being dropped on us below.

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a daily dose of dumb

I love listening to talk radio because its quite frankly hilarious. I love listening to conservative talk radio. I don't do it because I'm a conservative because I'm not a conservative I'm really more of a left leaning type of guy but you knew that. Anyways this dose of dumb comes from todays edition of "the war room with quinn and rose". In this clip,host Jim Quinn talks about his dislike of other cultures and diversity. Oh and he brings up the ridiculous claim that the president isn't an American citizen. Listen and be baffled by dumb below.

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Reliving the good years

Last night on Twitter one of my followers asked me a pretty good question. He asked me if there were a website with a list of blunders,missteps and mistakes from the last presidential administration. To be completely honest I knew a ton of the blunders and missteps(kinda hard not to notice them)but I never thought of looking for a site with a list of them. So I tried my hardest to search for one site with all of them in a list and couldnt find it. So with that said I'm just gonna list and post links to every single fact and figure listed in this blog.Before that though here's a video from "the daily show" that just feels appropriate for this blog.

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Now that you've seen that and saw Jon Stewart talk about people calling the oil spill "Obama's Katrina" lets talk about hurricane Katrina and how the relief funds were squandered

Of course some of that could have been prevented had he included the city of New Orleans in the state of emergency that was declared before the hurricane made landfall. Oops

Remember how right after the hurricane hit the government paid for a ton of trailers for hurricane victims but found out that they had put a lot of them in flood zones? Oh and if you're wondering it's illegal and costly to put a mobile home in a flood zone

I don't even have to mention the slow response to the hurricane

Or the poorly planned wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that we're still involved in

I almost forgot to mention the whole thing about Alberto Gonzales firing any US attorney that didnt agree with the White House on its policies at the time.

Trickle down economics was a colossal failure as seen by the recession that it led to. A recession that the current president is struggling to get us out of.

Remember when gas was over $4 a gallon? I do and it sucked

We kinda went into Iraq with slightly terrible body armor and the troops were not happy about it at all to say the least.

Weren't we going into Iraq because Saddam Hussein was working with Bin Laden to attack us on 9/11

What happened to those WMD's?

Oh and lets not forget the former vice president was with the oil industry

Currently the company that the former vice president used to work for is hugely involved with the mess in the gulf

That same company also made a pretty decent amount of money overseas thanks to the Iraq war

Lets not forget the biggest mistake of all though.....ignoring the memo that basically told them that 9/11 was about to happen

I could do this all day but I need to go outside or something but enjoy those links and remember that even though the current president isn't anywhere near perfect he really isn't that bad.

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Free music Monday

I'm starting something new here at The Gangster Government and I think you're gonna love it. I'm going to start giving you free and legal(always legal) music every Monday night if I'm anywhere near a computer. With that said the first one comes from a rapper/producer/one of the best to come out of the South or anywhere else,David Banner. If you don't know who David Banner is you probably should check out "Mississippi the album" and Mississippi the album part 2. With that said he's coming out with part 3 in the series of albums and to generate some buzz for it he has graciously released a song for everyone to download and as expected its good. To hear and download the new song from David Banner called "Who's that(the mixtape song)" click on the picture of him below this paragraph.

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Video of the day

I often post about politics on this blog(because this is a political blog) and I mainly do it because I find the political process to be insane. Of course I find it insane because there always seems to be some insane person running for office in this country. This blog got its name thanks to an insane congresswoman and her pretty damn awesome catchphrase. What you're going to see below however is a guy that the people of Alabama shouldn't vote for due to his severe lack of understanding on anything he's talking about in both of the videos below. Watch as Rick Barber makes himself look slightly crazier than Michelle Bachmann and believe me people that is hard to do.





According to Rick Barber expanding a mosque in Manhattan is the same as Al Qaeda(the people that actually attacked us on 9/11) marching in to New York and planting victory flags

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Running away

As everyone on the planet knows BP has created a huge mess in the gulf coast and its been almost 2 months and it hasnt been anywhere near cleaned. For a while now a lot of people in this country have suspected BP of not really caring about the people of the gulf coast or the coast itself. Something else I suspected in this is that BP probably treats customers terribly and it turns out I was right. Check out the video below to learn how BP basically ducks any and all complaints and questions from its customers.

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Midnight Distraction

The late night distraction for tonight is something that I have loved for many years. As a kid my favorite game was Mortal Kombat. I grew up loving the intense action and violence of the game and became a master at it with certain characters. What I didnt like however were the 2 Mortal Kombat movies. I especially hated the second one and so did the rest of America. With that said there's a new trailer out for a possible new Mortal Kombat movie and it looks like it might be good. If you're the type of person that cant take seeing some blood and gore it wont be for you and neither will the video in this blog. If you're not that type of person get ready to enjoy the hell out of this 7 minute long trailer.

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Random act of failure

Sometimes people tend to mess up on geography. It happens and its not a big deal. Of course it isnt a big deal if you mess up and drive on the wrong street but this act of failure is insane. Click on the fantastic facebook failure below to see a ton more like it.

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Song of the day

Today's song of the day comes courtesy of Frankie Beverly and Maze with the song "We are one". I chose this one because its been on my mind all day and it seriously has one of the best beats ever. Oh and it was sampled in another song that I thoroughly enjoy which happens to be Stretch Money's "Takes money to make money" which is kinda like my theme song. Listen to and enjoy both songs below.

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Just killing time here

If its one thing that I love its people freaking out over video games. Its kinda like one of the funniest things in the world to me next to people who take Glenn Beck seriously. What you're gonna see below are a few videos of some video game psychos going crazy over video games. The level of crazy isnt worth it but its damn funny and hurry up and add me on XBOXLIVE Detroitplaya18. Watch and enjoy the insanity below.



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CLASSIC

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Afternoon Distraction

America is a very weird place sometimes. We all know this and we all happen to live with it. What I didn't know is how weird some of our laws are here. Did you know that in Arizona it is illegal to cut down a cactus and it can get you 25 years in prison? Me neither so that makes one more insane Arizona law. Of course Arizona isnt the only state with crazy laws and if you want to see some ridiculousness from every state in the union just click on the picture of Beyonce as a police officer below. Oh and before I finish I have to thank my sister for giving me this idea.

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While I was gone

While I was gone tons of things happened. One of those things that happened that I happened to miss was the fact that I was mentioned in another blog on another site.Usually when I get mentioned on another site its some guy pointing out that I was a douchebag for making fun of Glenn Beck or whatever politician thats annoying me on a given day. This time was different though. This time I was mentioned in a list of blogs that a blogger that I truly enjoy,enjoys. It made me feel good and in keeping with what she said on her blog I'm gonna share a few random factoids about myself. Oh and if your blog has been mentioned in this post or is on my blogroll you clearly deserve an award for keeping me entertained or informed.

And with that said here's a few facts about me.

1. I have never eaten an eggplant but for some reason there's an eggplant in the refrigerator and I need to learn how to cook it.

2. If I had to choose a favorite accent it would have to be a British accent. Something about it just screams classy and sexy at the same time.

3. Despite the fact that I think she's very attractive I find Sarah Palin to be somewhere between annoying and borderline retarded.

4. I'm very sarcastic 80% of the time and during the other 20% I'm deadly serious. That sometimes confuses people

5. Unlike a lot of people in my age range in this city I don't really have that bad of a view of the police department.

6. My height to shoe size ratio really doesn't match at all. I'm almost 6 feet tall but I wear a size 15 shoe. This weird fact of life makes shopping for shoes difficult and expensive. According to this I should be about 6'5''



7. I look more like my dad's twin brother than my dad. This wouldn't be a big deal if it wasnt for the fact that my dad and his twin brother don't really look that much alike.

8. In the last 6 months I've lost 20 pounds and I still feel really fat. I'm trying to lose another 30 or so before 2010 is over.

9. January 3rd,2008 is officially the worst day of my life. Only about 12 people know why thats the worst day of my life.

10. The sloppy play of my favorite football team once cost me a job that paid pretty good.

11. I'm a huge fan of women's beach volleyball and in particular I'm a huge fan of Misty May-Treanor. What self respecting volleyball fan wouldn't be a fan of hers?


12. My favorite rappers of all time in order are 2pac,Big L,The Notorious B.I.G.,Snoop Dogg and Eminem.

13. I have yet to figure out how the idea of trickle down economics works.

14. about 5% of the total hits this blog has had is due to one tweet by Slim Thug.Oh and you can download his latest single by clicking here.

15. I'm a fan of professional wrestling. This is part of why I'm a fan. That and the fact that I find it hilarious and it totally distracts me from the daily BS that is my life



16. My first celebrity crush ever was Holly Robinson-Peete. Looking back at it I have to say that I still kinda have a crush on her.



17. My favorite number is 17. If I can find someway to incorporate it in to something I will. Usually the way I incorporate that number is through video games.

18. you just got 17 facts about me.

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Glenn Beck Craziness

In this return edition of Glenn Beck Craziness our hero totally disregards his own apology and starts talking about Marxism. Normally Glenn Beck accusing the president of being a Marxist,socialist,communist that hates America with a racist passion against white people would not be a big deal. Unfortunately this time he decides to go after the presidents mother.....who has been dead for years. Listen as Glenn tells us how the president has Marxism embedded in him thanks to his communist mom.

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free music

I know I haven't been posting a lot lately but to help make up for my malfeasance I'm gonna do something nice for you. And by do something nice I mean I'm gonna give you some music free and legally. This time the free music comes courtesy of one of my favorite emcees out of the great state of Texas.....Slim Thug. What you're getting is his brand new single "Gangsta" featuring Z-Ro. Click on the picture of Slim Thug below to listen to and download the single.

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Just killing time here

Kinda filling up some space on the internet and killing time while I do something more important(look for a job). So...while I'm doing that you can sit here and get an inside view into how BP handles spills big and small. Watch,enjoy and laugh at the video below.

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While I was gone

If you haven't noticed I have not been on here a lot in the last month or so. I'm sorry for that and lets hope it doesn't happen again. While I was gone I noticed a few things.

1. The oil spill wont be solved anytime soon

2. We should find a way to start throwing the higher ups at BP in jail for negligence.

3. For some reason the oil spill is Obama's fault. Damn you Barack!!

4. This kid at Kalamazoo Central fell asleep on the president on national tv and became a youtube sensation. Watch the video below.



5. The Detroit police department is in a PR mess right now.

6. Chrysler is about to give the city of Detroit a nice shot in the arm.

7. this is funny to me


8. is it just me or does Sarah Palin look a little heavier than before?



I noticed a lot more but I don't feel like sitting here all night writing about little and/or big things I've noticed during the last couple of weeks.

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