Random act of failure

I may not know anything about running a scaffolding company but I do know awesome when I see it. Below is a scaffolding company with an awesome name. It's either that or the best woman on the planet has finally decided to advertise why she's so awesome. With all that said feel free to share this post with everyone.

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Raise it up

Russell Simmons is a man known for many things. He's known for founding Def Jam records. He's known for being an entrepreneur who has started 2 clothing lines. He's known as the older brother to Run from Run DMC. He's also known for being a philanthropist with a net worth of over 300 million dollars. With all that said Russell wants us to know something else about him. What he wants us to know is that he is in favor of having his taxes raised significantly. Watch the video below as Russell Simmons explains why the more well off among us should be paying more in taxes.

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Rushing towards ridiculousness

In today's edition Rush gets his hands on a pew research poll and hilarious racism ensues. I'm going to take the time to break down what's being said in this clip and where Rush is completely wrong at.

1. A new research poll indicates that there are 6.1 million Hispanic children living in poverty.

2. This number exceeds the number of white children for the first time in history.

3. Rush attributes the rise in Hispanic poverty to the "open borders" that we have here in America thanks to Barack Obama.

4. The Obama administration has actually been very tough on undocumented immigrants during the last 3 years,especially when it comes to deportations.

5. According to Rush poverty means having only 1 cell phone.

6. Rush sees the rise in poverty as a good sign for president Obama because it keeps minorities,specifically Latinos dependent on the welfare state.

7. Rush conveniently forgets to point out that non-white children have always been more likely to be in poverty even though the majority of poor people in America have been white.

8. I should not have to explain number 7 to you.

9. Enjoy some ridiculousness.

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Young and Dumb

I don't know if you know this but there are a lot of idiots in congress. Some of them don't even take the time to read bills before endorsing or rejecting them. Of course that's only a little bit stupid compared to what Alaska congressman Don Young plans on doing when congress comes back from it's 9th vacation in the last 3 months. Click on the photo below to see how one man plans to make today's America very similar to the America from back to the future.

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Random act of failure

As someone who uses social media I know that a profile photo can make a huge difference as to how people perceive you. We like to pretend to be a society that wont judge a book by it's cover but everyday we make sure to judge people solely based on how they look or who they're surrounded by. This is a fact of life that will never change and thus we must learn to adapt to our own habits of being judgmental. With that said there are certain things you can do in your profile photo to make yourself appear to be a decent human being. One of those things is to show off an accomplishment. For instance on my twitter profile I have a photo of me just after completing a 5k. Another good rule of thumb when it comes to posting photos online is to always check the background. I can't stress this enough and the picture below tells you exactly why it is important.

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Rushing towards ridiculousness

As everyone knows by now Rush Limbaugh is no fan of the president. He has made it abundantly clear that he disagrees with the president when it comes to just about everything. He disagrees with the president on foreign policy,taxes,the economy,spending,gay rights and just about anything else policy related that you can think of. Being a reasonable American I know that it is perfectly fine and patriotic to have your own opinions on what you think may be best for this great country of ours. But as a reasonable American I know how to spot racism when I see it and the clip below this diatribe has it in spades. Rush's offense to the fact that the president getting a tiny bit upset,questioning his beliefs and bringing up Jeremiah Wright are all codes to white people to not trust that nigger in the white house. Also, at the end of it he pretty much accuses the president of being an uncle tom. Listen and be amazed at the clip below.

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Just killing time here

I wasn't online at all on Monday and my pageviews have clearly reflected that. While not being online I was out of the loop on a few things. One thing I did see was this ridiculous moment from a fundraising stop by President Barack Obama. I wont even attempt to explain what the hell just happened and instead I will leave it up to you to watch and be baffled by everything.

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Afternoon distraction

If you didn't know you probably know now that tonight marks the "triumphant" return of Saturday Night Live to your tv screens. Over the last couple of years it's been a bit subpar on that show but there has been one consistently funny thing. The consistently funny thing has been The Lonely Island with their mix of comedic hip hop and r&b songs. Below is one of my personal favorites which also marks the only time I've ever found Lady Gaga sexually attractive. Click,watch and be amazed by this triple connection of ridiculousness.

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Midnight Distraction

It's late at night and you could use something to help you get in the mood. Thank goodness for old school,classic, smooth sounding music. If the album below doesn't get you in the mood you might just suck or you may have just noticed that I posted no music but instead posted an album cover. Look at it and enjoy it before sharing it ten times.

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a moment of insanity

If you're like most of America you probably weren't watching the latest republican debate because you were probably watching "Whitney" on NBC. Of course because of your Whitney watching you missed out on a debate filled with ridiculousness on a grand scale. Below may be the most ridiculous moment of the bunch. A soldier, who happens to be gay asks the candidates about their views on the repeal of Don't ask,Don't tell. As expected Rick "frothy mix" Santorum jumped right on top of a question about gays. His response was unilaterally dumb but it pales in comparison to the shock you may feel when you hear the crowds reaction before Santorum starts speaking. Look at and be amazed by some of the best people in America.

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Picture of the day

This piece of political cartoonery comes courtesy of the Detroit Free Press. Sometimes the best observations of this ridiculous world we live in comes in the form of decently drawn cartoons. Today is one of those times.

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Peace is hard

In something that most of you may have missed earlier,president Barack Obama addressed the UN general assembly. During his speech he talks about the importance of peace and cooperation among the nations of the world. He also talks about how after a decade of war we stand at a crossroad and how we should be moving in the direction of peace,justice and freedom for all. If you missed it or just want to see it again click on the video below.

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If you missed it

If you missed it on the daily show last night, Jon Stewart took some time to talk about our recent tax insanity. During this segment he talks about a Louisiana congressman who somehow claims to be in poverty despite owning several Subway restaurants and making a few million dollars last year. Also, he talks about Bill O'Reilly and the fact that he may quit his show if taxes go back to where they were when he started his show. Last but not least he talks about how this country is trying to kill off it's most valuable resource,millionaires. Watch below as one man makes an impassioned plea to America to protect the super rich.

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Just killing time here

Nothing to see here folks,just a little bit of badvertising and conveniently placed things. Look at,laugh at,enjoy and share the ridiculousness below.

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Am I wrong?

Am I wrong for assuming that Andrew Breitbart may just be gay. I have no problem with him being gay or gay people in general but somehow a ton of people got that assumption on Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. I decided to tweet a joke about DADT finally being over. The tweet said "Now that DADT is repealed, Andrew Breitbart can openly serve in the military.". I honestly didn't expect the backlash to be so hilarious. It only took one person to retweet that joke before a gang of his supporters came out to call us both unattractive,gay hating homophobes. I got the most backlash personally because these people seriously could not see how I could come to the conclusion of Breitbart being gay despite the whole Anthony Weiner scandal playing out on live tv. I have this Breitbart being gay conclusion because the made up conversation below may not be that far off from real life.


Guy #1: Hey, Andy anything new in your world?
Breitbart: yeah check out this big fat cock on my phone. It belongs to some dude named Anthony.
Guy #1: umm.....why are you showing me that and why do you have that?
Guy #1: You know what, I'll just talk to you at some other time.
Breitbart: where are you going bro?
ain't nothing gay about showing dudes pictures of a dick thats not even yours.
thats america buddy!

If you think I'm lying about that conversation happening just remember that the only reason any picture of Anthony Weiner minus his underpants got out to the public was because he(Breitbart) was carrying the photo on his phone and showing it to other men and giggling. He also probably licked the cellphone screen. What straight guy do you know that carries photos of random penises on his cellphone? I know I wouldn't do that. I don't think any straight men that I know would ever think of doing that. It's just not something that straight men do. I've never had a conversation with my friends and have the topic of pictures of penises come up. Maybe I just roll with a more conservative crowd than Andrew and they talk about ballsacks all day while rejoicing to classic photos of random erections. Maybe I am wrong for assuming that it's kinda gay to be that in love with a picture of a random set of male genitalia. Maybe I just don't understand how awesome other guys look with their pants off. Maybe I need to become more tolerant of the "straight men who stare at dicks" community. I guess I'll never learn why he enjoys those types of pictures so much and I may never know why everyone that defended him happened to be an older male. What I do know however is that if Andrew Breitbart is gay he should just start being truthful with us and most importantly himself. It has to be painfully stressful to live everyday knowing that you're suppressing your own natural feelings. We all only get one shot at life and why make it unbearable by lying to ourselves? The truth will set him free and when he's ready to be honest I'm ready to accept him as the great person that he has the potential to be.

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Photo of the day

Michele Bachmann prepares to beat some meat.

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Song of the day

Anyone that knows me knows that I'm kinda a big fan of Yelawolf. In fact I've been a fan for a couple of years and I own the majority of his music. With that said this new one from Yelawolf has been on repeat all day and now you're about to play it until your ears bleed. Click,watch,listen to and enjoy "Hard White (up in the club)" by Yelawolf and Lil Jon.

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Good news everyone

In some great news that a lot of you may have missed the US military has officially ended its ban on openly gay soldiers. This bit of great news comes after tons of ridiculousness and political debate about the issue. Don't ask, don't tell has officially ended and you can learn more about it by clicking the photo below.

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Afternoon distraction

Recently America remembered,mourned and made money off of the tenth anniversary of one of our nations greatest tragedies. Two people who were really touched by the immense tragedy of the senseless act of terrorism on September 11th,2001 were Jesus and Santa. The two icons of religion are seen in this photo below mourning the tragedy.

As a bonus I may have found a new site to enjoy.

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The former president speaks

Former president Bill Clinton took some time to stop by the today show earlier today and during his interview he spoke on a smattering of different issues. Look and listen below as president Clinton speaks on jobs,the economy, the political gridlock in DC and why he sees not taxing the rich as an insult to rich people.

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Just killing time here

Many of you may have noticed that I've changed the entire look and feel of this site. Feel free to click around,check out the new features and just generally enjoy everything because it took a while to get this thing looking halfway decent. With that said make sure to use the search bar and look through the hundreds of posts already on this site. Now that that's settled here's some classic comedy to make your time here more worthwhile.

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Revelations

The other day I vaguely mentioned that on the day of my birth Sarah Palin was having sex with one of my favorite basketball players of all time. This revelation comes from a new biography on Palin written by author Joe Mc Ginnis who goes on to reveal a ton of other strange things about former governor Palin. Below the photo is a list of some of the juicier details from his book about Sarah Palin.

Baby oil: It disgusts Sarah -- because she associates it with sex. Page 146.

Sarah proselytized teammates, preached about "The Rapture." Page 20.

Sarah had a propensity for walking around naked on athletic trips. Page 21.

Todd has "most amazing beer drinking capacity I've ever seen." Page 27.

Sarah dated black men in Anchorage. Page 24.

Sarah and sisters "had fetish for black guys for a while." Page 24.

Vigorously defended high school teacher arrest for molesting students. Page 28.

Sarah never went, according to a security official. Page 142. (to the Wasilla Bible Church)

Sarah and Todd Palin did lines of cocaine with friends off the top of an oil drum. Page 146.

Deployment of Track to Iraq: "Her lack of emotional involvement was scary." Page 182.

Dinosaurs: Sarah believed that humans lived alongside them. Page 120.

Driving skills: Sarah always got lost in her Suburban. Page 140.

Glen Rice: Sarah linked up with Rice during 1987 basketball tournament. Page 24.

"She hauled his ass down but she freaked out afterward... I fucked a black man! She was just horrified" (quote from friend). Page 25.

"We just hit it off... It was all done in a respectful way, nothing hurried," Rice said. Page 25.

Mechanix Illustrated: "As deeply as [Todd] delved into literature." Page 23.

Racism: Todd and two friends beat up only black student in school. Page 22.

Sarah left college in Hawaii because "people of color made her nervous." Page 23

Sarah fired all the non-white staffers in governor's office. Page 219.

Screensaver: On first day in office, Mayor Palin changed text on her official computer to read "GOD LOVES YOU SARAH PALIN." Page 89.

Sexual Harassment: Palin accused city officials of "ogling her butt" during step-aerobics class. Page 63.

Sir Mix-A-Lot: Sarah sang "I like big butts and I cannot lie" in the kitchen. Page 63

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Random act of failure

Up until today I had never heard of Sheets energy strips but that changed in a huge way. I began seeing the ads,posters and even the commercials on the internet. Unfortunately the advertising campaign totally misses the point but makes me and everyone I know laugh uncontrollably at the fail going on. Look at,laugh at and enjoy some amazing advertising.

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Bill O'Reilly is an idiot

For the last few years the republican talking point about Barack Obama is that he will tax us into oblivion and spend ungodly amounts of money. Of course anyone that pays attention or knows how to read knows that this is a total lie. In fact our taxes are at their lowest levels in more than half a century. They're significantly lower than what they were when the God of tax cuts was in office. This however doesn't stop Bill O'Reilly from going with a blatant lie to get ratings. Watch and be amazed below by an educated man who thinks that we're all stupid.

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An expensive situation

Everyone that knows me knows that I'm kind of a huge fan of the show "Jersey Shore". I know some of you may scream about how it's just an hour of bad Italian stereotypes by a bunch of people who aren't Italian. Some may even talk about how weird Snooki looks. I even imagine that some of you may point out how Mike "the situation" Sorentino looks entirely too old to be anywhere near MTV. Of course this blog isn't about that. It's about how the state of New Jersey is a little bit upset at the $420,000 in tax credits it gave to the show for filming "Jersey Shore" in New Jersey. Click on the picture below to see what state reps and governor Chris Christie had to say about this blatant waste of money.

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Just killing time here

It's very late at night/early in the morning, I can't sleep and I figured I may as well do something productive. In my not sleeping I decided to watch a few classic NBA videos. In fact I particularly wanted to see some classic videos of one of my favorite players, Glen Rice. Glen Rice is my 3rd favorite player to have been born in the state of Michigan behind George "the ice man" Gervin and Jalen Rose. Luckily for Glen he places ahead of a former 3point champion from Detroit who shares my last name with a different spelling. There is one more reason why I'm focusing this blog on Glen Rice. This reason is the 1987 Great Alaskan Shootout which the wolverines lost. The tournament was won by Arizona but I think from now on everyone will remember this tournament for the off the court action. By off the court action I mean Glen Rice was the guy that fulfilled Sarah Palin's fantasy of sleeping with a black man. According to a new biography on Sarah Palin her friends are quoted as saying that she has a huge fetish for black men. While this upcoming scene from the new "Nailin' Palin" movie marinates in your brain here's a video of Glen Rice not boning vice presidential candidates. Oh and as an interesting side note to this story the one night stand took place on or near the day that I was born.

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Random act of failure

If there is one thing that makes me laugh while simultaneously annoying me it's misspellings. Below is one such incident. I think this is supposed to say jazz fest.

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Song of the day

15 years ago today the man who many,including myself consider to be the greatest rapper of all time died. Tupac Shakur was just 25 years old when he died in 1996. Though it's been 15 years his influence in hip hop music is beyond obvious and his songs and lyrics still resonate with millions of fans. About two years ago the song below was selected by the Vatican to be on their Myspace music playlist because of its positive message. Tupac may be gone but he will never be forgotten by rap fans. Click,listen to and enjoy one of my favorite songs of all time.

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Random act of failure

Over the years there haven't been many famous people with Clinton in their names. Of course you have former president Bill Clinton,secretary of state Hillary Clinton, football player Clinton Portis and of course the man that Dr Dre built the entire chronic album off of, George Clinton. With this said all 4 of them happen to look very different physically. Below is a picture of George Clinton and a video of Bill Clinton.

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a moment of insanity

I haven't had a real moment of insanity on here in a while but thankfully CNN hosted a GOP debate on Monday night. The debate covered the expected issue of jobs,the economy,national security and how much president Obama hates America. During a "discussion" on healthcare moderator Wolf Blitzer asked Texas representative Ron Paul,who happens to be a physician how he felt we should deal with uninsured people who happen to get sick. As expected Ron Paul had the silly answer of letting the church take care of an uninsured dying person. Of course the video below is being posted because of how some in the crowd actually cheered at the notion of letting an uninsured man die for the simple fact that he doesn't have insurance.

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Speechless

If anyone is wondering why I didn't flood my blog with 9/11 related stuff like everyone else in existence has been doing this is exactly why. Anyone that even kinda knows me knows that I seriously believe that people in this country are milking a national tragedy for profits and political power. That day changed America and the world forever and it changed us into something unrecognizable and horrible. We went from the land of freedom and at least attempting to pretend like we weren't a bunch of ignorant,human rights violating racists to making that our official policy. We sunk to the level of the cowards that attacked us and it got us nowhere. It got us into 2 wars, trillions of dollars in debt and a divided country who now has a worse standing in the world now than what we did before we were hit by terrorists. What really kills me though is that we keep using this horrible tragedy as an excuse to act stupid. This is literally the equivalent of getting into a shootout at a family member's funeral. Yes it's that bad. The video below is the equivalent of Nancy Grace milking the deaths of children to make millions of dollars from a career of pretending to give a fuck on TV. Watch and be disgusted by Herman Cain turning the worst moment of many of our lives into a political ad. It's shameful,classless,tasteless and offensive. If you can't make it though this video I don't blame you for turning it off.

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Just killing time here

I haven't posted in a couple of days and I'm gonna make it up by killing 2 birds with 1 stone. It's been a long time since I've posted about my secret crush, Sarah Palin. Don't laugh at me for finding her attractive yet very close to being slow. Do laugh at this photo from a Borders book store that's going out of business. Best sale ever or an indictment on how bad this book was? You look,you decide.

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Afternoon Distraction

Best yearbook photo ever. Look at it,laugh at it and thank God that you did not make the unfortunate clothing choice that this guy made. Bonus points goes to whoever can figure out what brand this shirt is supposed to be.

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If you missed it

If you missed it,want to see it again or want to share it with a friend here is your chance to see the president deliver his big speech about how he plans on getting America back to work. During the speech the president unveils a plan to spend 450billion dollars on trying to jump start our struggling economy. The money would be spent on repairing and modernizing our failing infrastructure such as roads,bridges,public lighting,sewer systems and most importantly our schools. It would also be spent on slashing the payroll tax and giving a few tax incentives to businesses for hiring unemployed workers. To see the entire speech and learn more details, click on the video below.

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Just killing time here

While I rewatch and then post the president's jobs speech to a joint session of congress on here,feel free to search around the site and laugh. In fact you can look at,laugh at and enjoy this awesomely juxtaposed set of advertisements.

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Midnight Distraction

After my last post I think we all need something good to take the taste of dodging questions and lying out of our brains. Thankfully I have awesome taste in music. Look at,listen to and enjoy a classic song by The Roots featuring Musiq Soulchild.

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If you missed it

If you missed it,want to see it again to do some fact checking or just need a good laugh feel free to watch Wednesday night's republican debate. In this debate we get topics such as the economy,national security,how awful of a president Barack Obama is and why social security may be a Ponzi scheme. Also,after checking the facts on the economic claims it turns out that Rick Perry lied his ass off.

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If you missed it

I missed this earlier but it was worth watching. In the video below we get to see Anderson Cooper discuss exactly how horrible of a person Kate Gosselin really is. In all honesty if she were my mother I would have probably turned out to be a worse person than I already am. Watch below as Kate Gosselin puts her bodyguard/boyfriend ahead of her 8 kids and the woman who bravely steps in to be a mother so Kate can do whatever it is that she does.

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Just killing time here

I haven't posted anything in 2 days on here and that needs to change. Lets do this right now by posting a classic hip hop song. Only 2 people will realize why I decided on this particular song but the rest of you can take a few guesses.

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Random acts of douchebaggery

Earlier today it was brought to my attention that the worlds worst video game may be coming out. This game is called "Slavery:the game". As the title implies its a game about slavery. Specifically it's basically a racist's dream of a better,simpler time in America. As an avid video game player I happen to know that if this game is real it would never get sold on any console despite them plastering a PS3 and Xbox 360 logo on the screen at the end of the trailer. It would never get sold because it would automatically receive the dreaded adults only rating. In the history of both  Sony and Microsoft's Xbox division they have never sold a game with that rating with the exception of Grand theft auto. As I looked more in to slavery the game I saw that the company supposedly developing the game has no website and only has a phone number. The phone number is from the Louisville,KY area but it redials you to somewhere else entirely. I seriously suspect that the game is really an elaborate way to get youtube views but the bigger question should be "why would you want that type of fame?". Look at the supposed video game trailer below and be amazed that someone would even think of this concept.

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Video of the day

I have always enjoyed the awesomeness of car dealership commercials. I enjoy them because they usually suck extra hard. Every once in a while we may get one with a woman who's a solid 7 selling Hondas with her more than ample chest. Of course this is very rare and it leaves the car buying public feeling robbed. The commercial below however trumps everything ever done. It is so amazing that I refuse to even describe it. Just watch and be amazed by the worlds greatest salesman.

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song of the day

This is 1 day late but you could use some classic rap music. Click,watch,enjoy and then repeat the process.

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Scientifically stupid

In this video we get to see the democratic process in action. We get to see Rick Santorum talk about his interview on CNN,Piers Morgan and why he is against gay marriage. It basically comes down to the Catholic church says that being gay is wrong(child rape not included in stance) and since being gay is wrong being gay married is wrong. As expected not everyone agrees with this stance and one student at this little event decides to tell him why he's wrong. Watch below as Rick Santorum basically says that research,evaluation,experiments and the general idea of science is dumb.

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