The year in review(the personal side)

The year 2013 was a pretty big one for me. In fact it was probably one of the better years in my life in a general sense. Firstly; I actually heard the words "you're hired!" 3 different times this year, secondly, I did something that I had put off for far too long and started going to college and thirdly, it was a huge year for my immediate family and my sister in particular. In 2012, I was basically doing any and everything possible to just try to get by and honestly, I was failing pretty hard...

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Rubber Ducky Dynasty

Am I the only one that finds it weird when someone older than the age of 15 talks about fucking a 15 year old? If so, let me know. I guess what I'm obviously leading up to is a video where someone who happens to be old enough to be a grandfather and maybe even great grandfather is talking about that very thing. Click, watch and be amazed as we find out that R. Kelly isn't the only celebrity that America kinda likes that kinda likes young girls. ...

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The Battle For Christmas!!

Last week, I kinda made a passing reference to the fact that the WWE was having a battle to settle the Santa debate once and for all. Would Bad Santa win and cancel Christmas for all the children in the world or would "Good Santa" Mark Henry win and save Christmas for everyone who celebrates the season. Luckily for everyone, I have the highlights of the fight. Click below and be amazed...

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Song of the day

It's the Christmas season and there's a lack of amazing hip hop songs for this yuletide season. Of course, there are the classics like "Christmas Rappin'", "Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto" and the amazing Ying Yang Twins song "Carol of da Bellz" which has the bonus of being a Christmas song for the strip club. Those songs are all well and good but what we need is a classic Christmas song from a white rapper, particularly a couple of white, Christian, God fearing, America loving rappers with stupid, dope, fresh, hard rhymes. Click and be amazed by 2 pastors rappin' for Jesus. ...

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The Battle for Christmas!

During the last few days there has been a big debate over what color Santa should be. Is he white? Can he be another color? Is he real? Does the idea of a non-white Santa threaten white people in some way to the point that they have to keep reinforcing that Santa is white? These are the questions that should be and are being asked. In the clips below you'll hear some of the best conservatives in America discuss the implications of making Santa anything other than a white man. Something tells me...

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The Tan Man Chronicles

During the last few years, skin color has been a big issue in American politics. This is kind of expected in a country that has it's first black president. Of course there's another guy whose skin color has been the subject of a lot of talk. This person is speaker of the house John Boehner. John Boehner has the distinct honor of being the only white guy that's significantly darker than some of the non-white members of congress. Many people think that his distinct December orangeness is from years...

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Afternoon Distraction

I never thought that I'd be on a roll of hilariously awful failure when it came to the sad passing of one Earth's greatest heroes but,somehow it's happening. A couple of days ago I posted about how the local news station here put up the wrong graphic to remember South African leader and icon for freedom, Nelson Mandela. Between then and now there has been a public memorial service and a swarm of media coverage covering everything but the life of a man who did what most figured would be impossible....

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Random Act of Failure

First and foremost, I'm still kinda sad at the death of the great Nelson Mandela. While we all could see this coming from a mile away, that doesn't make it any less sad. It's a huge loss for anyone that believes in peace, freedom and equality. He's really one of my personal heroes and his influence on the world can not be overstated. With all of that said, the local news here in Detroit tried to do something similar to my last few sentences but somehow failed at that. Click on the pic and be amazed....

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Lady Problems

I'm not a real ladies man. In fact, I'm kinda shy and awkward around women. I get nervous around really beautiful women. In a more general sense I have a hard time knowing how not to look like an idiot. Luckily for me I tend to just get quiet and nod in agreement to save myself the trouble. Of course this is a lot better than the tactics used by the G.O.P. It's become so bad for them that they're actually conducting classes on how to talk to,around and about women. Click on the video below....

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Video of the day

This snippet of civil rights legend and American hero Martin Luther King Jr never seems to get any airplay. I personally think that this needs to be reinforced repeatedly to younger generations. Watch,enjoy and be amazed...

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Pregame Madness

I haven't been on in a while and yes that does kinda suck. Another thing that sucks is the pregame bandwagoning going on when it comes to the 2016 presidential election. I can't state enough how idiotic it is to pick a winner before the game is even played and before we even know who's gonna be playing it. People were already on the Hillary bandwagon,the Chris Christie bandwagon and even the Rand Paul bandwagon an entire 2 and a half years before the game starts. It's like placing a $1000 bet on the Charlotte Bobcats to win the NBA finals in 2015 when we're not even sure if the NBA is going to...

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Just Killing Time Here

As you may have noticed due to the wall to wall news coverage,there was a shooting at the capitol today. While most people are confused,dismayed and shocked by today's events:there are some who see this as a set up by the government for some reason. By some people I mean Alex Jones and his special brand of idiocy. Click on the video below to hear the grand master of grandiose garbage gab about government ghoulishness...

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Afternoon Distraction

As you may by now the government has been shutdown thanks to a series of douchebag moves,temper tantrums and clear neglect. This issue has been so contentious that it's on every news channel. Due to the need of every news channel to fill up air time by talking to members of congress,a few idiots get on television from time to time. The idiot this time happens to be Representative Todd Rokita of the great state of Indiana. Watch below as he talks himself in a circle over Obamacare while trying and failing to flirt with CNN anchor Carol Costello. Oh and there's this thing. ...

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It's been a while.....

I know that I keep saying that I'm going to spend more time on here and I really should. Some of you may also be wondering what's been up with me and what's been going on. Well,with that said here are a few answers. As many of you may know already,I started college back in August. So far the experience has been pretty awesome. I'm meeting new people,learning new things and most importantly I'm not hanging around the house and bugging my family. As a total bonus the scenery is just beautiful. I'm...

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What's going on?

If you're one of the three people who have been reading this blog for a long time,thank you. You may have noticed that I haven't been posting nearly as much on here within the last year or so. You may be wondering why. To shorten this explanation just know that I've had a lot of craziness happening and being online wasn't exactly a priority. Of course that doesn't mean that I can't stop by and post on here. In fact I'm going to be doing a lot more posting just as a way to brush up on my ability and hopefully get better. So,why the sudden interest in being back on here again? Well, that comes...

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Picture of the Day

It's been 50 years since the historic March On Washington and to say that it had a huge impact on America is a grossly negligent understatement. It may have been one of the most important days in the history of this great country. As many of you may know,there are events all throughout Washington DC this weekend and in to next week commemorating the occasion. I've always wondered how many people from the original march would show up to this event and now I'm kinda closing in on an answer. What I know for sure however is that this man and this sign was,is and will always be relevant to what we...

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Michelle Obama has a rap album!

In what clearly has to be a first in the history of American first ladies,our current first lady,the fairly awesome Michelle Obama is putting together a rap album. While she wont be spitting any hard rhymes or laying down a smooth and sensuous chorus, she will be employing a whole host of musical luminaries, to get kids excited about exercising and eating right. This includes people such as TV star Ariana Grande, American Idol winner and exercise fanatic Jordin Sparks,Doug E Fresh(who is a genuinely nice guy in person) and DMC of the legendary Run-DMC. Wanna read more? Click on this sentence....

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The Air Force is now gay

In recent years,the military has been trying to become more inclusive. By that I mean that don't ask,don't tell came to an end and gay people can be pretty open in the military. This is a good thing because honestly,I wouldn't want a guy who's openly lying because he'd be oppressed if he didn't,in charge of high powered weaponry. I'll let you think about why I wrote that last sentence for a few seconds. In the air force,the end of don't ask,don't tell means that the guy currently in charge can...

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Poll Position

To say that politics often veers into the lane of ridiculousness is a gross understatement at the very least. A large part of the political process has to do with polling. Polls let us know how voters feel on things ranging from the candidates and their personal opinions to more important issues such as gay marriage,immigration reform and education. In the state of Georgia,the people behind Public Policy Polling put out a hypothetical situation and asked voters who they liked. This hypothetical included civil rights legend and real American hero,Dr Martin Luther King Jr and TV chef,sugar maven,butter...

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Random act of failure

People who know me in my real life or even on twitter know that I'm not that big of a fan of the state of Florida. It just comes across too weird for my taste. It also has a pretty awful recent history of not being a fan of black males. Of course everyone knows about the travesty surrounding Trayvon Martin but there's a new incident of ridiculousness that just happened in Florida. If you're not familiar with it,check out the video below and be amazed at the type of shit that black guys have to deal with just because our very existence seems to scare some people. ...

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The President speaks....

On the trial of George Zimmerman,Trayvon Martin and how race plays into daily life in America. The President also opens up and lets people in on some of his own experiences with profiling and racism. This includes the president referencing the fact that certain people looked at him like a criminal before he became an elected official that spends a ton of time on TV. He also touched on how law enforcement is distributed weirdly different when it comes to young black males such as myself and everyone else. As expected a speech like this has angered idiots and you can click here to read some of the...

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Video of the Day

As everyone knows,my beloved city of Detroit just filed for bankruptcy. As expected the city has now become the butt of jokes and a flood of people with exactly 0 idea of what led to the filing and why we're in debt in the first place have now become experts on finances that they have yet to see. As much as this annoys me I'm going to try not to angrily tweet at the next person from Rapid City,South Dakota that makes an idiotic comment. With all that said,the bankruptcy has been getting a ton of attention not just nationally but also internationally. With international attention comes the eventual...

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Picture of the day

Basically the republican view on women. Click for a larger version of it...

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Glenn Beck Craziness

I haven't posted one of these in a while but I felt that this one was necessary because of how ridiculous it is. As many of you may or may not know,the wife of secretary of state John Kerry,Teresa Heinz-Kerry was hospitalized a few days ago after suffering a seizure. A seizure can be very serious and even my own grandmother had one in her sleep last week. Luckily my grandma is doing fine and is back to watching tigers games and making fun of me for various reasons. Teresa Heinz-Kerry wasn't so lucky and she's still in the hospital right now as doctors continue to monitor her. Of course knowing...

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Picture of the day

I've honestly been trying to avoid anything to do with the trial of George Zimmerman because the whole thing disgusts me on a personal level. What disgusts me even more is that when I do check my twitter it seems like people are sympathetic to a man who disobeyed police orders and shot an unarmed kid. Also disgusting me is this ridiculousness in the Google Android Market. I don't know the approval process for android apps or if there even is one but if there is one this should be removed immediately...

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The debate rages on...

As you may already know, the supreme court ruled against DOMA and California's Prop8 last week. While this is a huge victory for gay people everywhere and particularly in my birth state of California,what does it mean for people outside of the golden state? Here in Michigan,marriage is defined as being between one man and one woman thanks to a 2004 vote on gay marriage that banned it outright. That bill also bans same sex domestic partnerships for government workers thus denying benefits for partners of gay government workers. That fact doesn't get mentioned at all in the video below thanks to...

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Just Killing Time here

I have nothing to do on this Saturday. Enjoy some ridiculousness...

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Pic of the day

America's first black president standing in the very spot where the majority of American slaves were shipped from. ...

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Video of the day

Earlier I had a post with some of the more crazy-eyed responses to the supreme court ruling against the defense of marriage act. To say that some people are not happy with it is an understatement. One person who is pretty happy with it is congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. When asked earlier about the rambling,cryptic sounding response to the ruling by fellow congresswoman and my future wife, Michele Bachmann, she had this to say...

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Gay is OK?

That's basically the message that slightly more than half of the supreme court sent to the country today. In a 5 to 4 decision the court struck down the defense of marriage act on the basis that it's pretty much government sponsored discrimination. I for one totally agree with the majority on this one. In a truly free United States, we can't have the government sanctioning discrimination just because two dudes kissing makes another guy feel all weird. For the most part the decision has been met...

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Faux outrage

Recently it was revealed that the government was collecting phone data from Verizon customers. Obviously this has caused many people to be up in arms about their civil liberties being violated by Obama personally going through their iPhones. People are angry at this blatant invasion of privacy that has been going on for at least the last seven years via the patriot act. You can bet money that people are going to be telling you to calm down. Some might even call this the biggest overreach in the...

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This is the end....

Today is a particularly sad day on this site. Despite my personal life starting to get back on track and even this site starting to draw in a few extra clicks despite me not spending enough time on it, it's still a pretty sad day. It's melancholy around here thanks to one horrendous event. My personal hero,object of sexual desire and all around great person who deserves to lead the house intelligence committee, Michele Bachmann, has decided to not run for reelection in Minnesota. As one or two...

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Our media is failing us

This post was originally going to be just a video of the president giving his speech on national security,foreign policy and the shifting strategy in the war on terror. This really was going to be a post filled with substance. I was going to fill it with links to the full text of the speech and more links analyzing and pointing out the highlights of the nearly hour long speech. Of course that plan fell to pieces thanks to me deciding to search for the video of this important speech on Youtube. It turns out that no one cares that the president outlined a slightly more clear policy on when,where...

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Crossing the line?

During the last couple of weeks there have been a couple of instances of the Obama administration crossing the line. What I mean by this is that the IRS kinda targeted charities with the words "tea party" or "patriots" in their name. Naturally this has outraged conservative groups,fox news and republican officials who see this as an intrusion of privacy and an affront to the liberties of hardworking Americans. While this may come across as a jerk move, it isn't exactly illegal. According to the law, it's perfectly fine for the IRS to make sure that tax exempt,nonprofit charities aren't using their...

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An attack of ignorance

Brian Kilmeade from Fox news isn't known for his expertise on foreign policy,domestic policy,women's issues,economics,professional wrestling,healthcare or terrorism. In fact I would go as far to say that he isn't an expert and probably should not be called on to discuss the issues listed above. I also am in no way an expert on any of those issues outside of the classic attitude era of WWE. What I do know however is that some ideas are just plain stupid. I also know that Brian Kilmeade is a man of stupid ideas. This wouldn't bother me if he were just ignorant of things involving the newest Miley...

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Congressional stupidity

In all seriousness I'm amazed that I even have to write this post. It really boggles the mind. With that said,I'm going to keep this one fairly short. As you may or may not already know, the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 is being amended to add extra protections against unfair,unjust and illegal discrimination based on race,gender and sexual orientation. It's also closing the loophole that allows women to be paid 20% less than their male counterparts for the same exact work. This is a bill that...

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Bad Choices

Everyone knows that for the most part life is a series of choices based on circumstances,situations and strategy. Yup, it's kinda like a video game. As with any video game, there are some things that are totally out of your control. This is even more true in real life. In real life you always have to deal with insane,unplanned and ridiculous variables. Because of these variables things such as choice are nonexistent. For some people these variables range from being too short to ride a roller coaster to being born with a debilitating disorder. For many millions of people this variable was being...

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Something bugging me

Earlier today while reading things on twitter and trying to relax after another day of riding around the metro area applying to jobs that I probably wont get, I came across an article that kinda got to me. It didn't make me tear up. It made me angry due to the stupidity in the video that accompanied it. In the article, the author points out that the GOP and the people at CPAC in particular are having a hard time reaching out to people who aren't old white men. In the video we get to see pretty blunt evidence as to why this is true. In the video a presenter is trying to teach the crowd how to deal...

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Limbaugh Lunacy

As you may have already known, yesterday, the Catholic church chose a new pope. It's a huge,monumental,celebratory event for people all around the world. It's one of those events that makes the world stop and ask "Who is this new guy and what is his philosophy in life?". It's an event that brings people of all faiths together just to enjoy the atmosphere of love,optimism and jubilation. Of course Rushington P Limbaugh is not normal people. In fact he may be the one guy that saw the election of a new pope as an opportunity to go after people who slightly disagree with him politically in an almost...

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Song of the Day

I haven't done one of these in a minute but I felt that this was important. I, like many of my other black brethren have been a bit annoyed by the "new" dance craze the Harlem Shake. I'm not annoyed at the song despite it's repetitive boring beat. I'm not mad at the goofy dance. I'm kinda annoyed at how it's totally mislabeled. What they're doing is not the Harlem Shake. The Harlem Shake is a dance that has been extremely popular in and around NYC for my entire life span. That's 25 years! It's a fast paced,highly skilled and on beat dance that has been used by many skilled dancers for decades....

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Droning on

If you were on Twitter on Wednesday you may have noticed Rand Paul being the top trend most of the day. This is due to his stance against the Obama administration wanting to have the legal capability to target and kill Americans with drones if it ever came down to an outlandish situation that warranted a drone. I for one do not like the idea of drones at all outside of using them to spy on people. Of course with that said I think Rand Paul and his filibuster happen to be complete bullshit. In fact I kinda dislike most of the people who suddenly found it horrible that we might use a drone to possibly...

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Random act of failure

Normally when I post these types of blogs, I wouldn't have this type of content. In fact this may be my first time posting a song on here as a complete failure but I feel that this one deserves it. It has a myriad of things to not like about it. These things range from the generic beat,weak at best rhymes,terribly sung/autotuned hook and the fact that we can't even get a clear picture of the guy doing the rapping. Click on the video below and be amazed at this adventure in sucking....

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Sizing up the sequester

During the last few weeks all of the talk has been about the upcoming sequestration. This means that the government will arbitrarily start cutting funding to programs and departments in an effort to to cut down on our national deficit. Of course if it were up to me I would end things like no bid contracts,subsidies for oil companies and close up tax loopholes that allow companies like Facebook to get away with paying no taxes and receive a refund of over $400million. Since my ideas wont be getting...

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A shotgun full of stupidity

When I'm not writing about porn and pontificating about my increasingly bleak outlook on life, I do occasionally talk about politics on this blog. In particular I try to write about the insanely absurd side of this thing that we call the American political system. Due to my enjoyment and sometimes hatred of the outright stupidity of the system, I've been able to learn about Texas congressman Louie Gohmert. The last blog I did on congressman Gohmert is one of the top 20 most popular posts ever on this site. That particular post dealt with his theory that illegal Mexicans were having babies in America...

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Midnight Distraction

I have not done one of these in a very long time and it's time to change that. I figure that I should change that in a big way. I have on a few occasions before mentioned things about strippers and their varying degrees of sex appeal. I've even on a few special occasions mentioned a few things about porn....such as a former senatorial candidate being a dead ringer for a notorious porn star. Now I'm giving you everything you have ever wanted to know about the porn industry. This ranges from common...

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Poll Position

In a recent Quinnipiac poll one political figure stood head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to popularity and favorability. Who is this favorable,popular and well loved person? It's not current president Barack H Obama or even vice president Smilin' Joe Biden. In fact it's not guys like the rubber tan man John Boehner or actual war hero John Kerry. It happens to be the favorite target of conservatives everywhere,Hillary Clinton. She also beat out 2pac historian Marco RubioTo find out her favorability rating click on this sentence....

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Marco Rubio discusses rap music

I guess I should start this out by pointing out that there isn't much that myself and the republican senator from the great state of Florida agree on politically. Of course seeing that I'm not one of those people who spends his entire life being bitter and angry towards anyone that doesn't follow my exact ideology 1000% of the time. If I were that type of person,I'd never vote and would spend my days yelling at passing cars in my underwear on street corners. Since I'm not that type of guy, I decided to give this interesting video a look. What surprises me isn't the fact that a man in his 40's...

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Just a few thoughts

I know that the gun control debate has been going on recently and personally I feel like we should have been having this conversation a long time ago. I know that since we live in a country full of idiots that we'll never have a society free of crime,violence and murder. The issues that lead to those things go much deeper than saying that we should get rid of assault weapons(great idea) and extended clips(also a good idea). Crime,the reasons behind it and why certain crimes tend to happen in...

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It's been a while

I haven't posted anything in months and yes that does suck. With that said lets go over some of the things that have happened since the last time this thing was touched. 1. I'm getting old. I turned 25 a little over a month ago. 2. The Negro got reelected despite the best efforts of decent white people to stop it from happening. 3. America just barely avoided a fiscal crisis. 4. The secretary of state almost died from a blood clot. 5. Michigan became a right to work state. 6. Way too many...

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