New Year,New Music

yes people it is officially 2010.......or about to be 2010 where you're living at and i feel like its time for me to give you some new,free and legal music courtesy of Talib Kweli and Hi Tek better known as Reflection Eternal theyre back with a mixtape called "the re:union". if you're a fan of great lyrics,great beats and all around great hip hop this is the tape for you. if not you need to hurry up and get this right now by clicking on the picture below


1. Intro
2. Revolutions Per Minute
3. In This World ##
4. Hip-Hop (Unreleased)
5. Back Again ##
6. Wishing On A Black Star
7. Just Begun ft. Jay Electronica, J. Cole, & Mos Def ##
8. Come Around ft. Termanology & Royce da 5'9 (produced by Statik Selektah)
9. Internet Connection
10. Let It Go ft. Dion
11. Testify ft. Styles P
12. Time
13. The Thrill Is Gone ft. Styles P (produced by Statik Selektah)
14. Can We Go Back
The Reflection Eternal Classics:
15. Fortified Live ft. Mos Def & Mr Man
16. Chaos ft Bahamadia
17. The Express
18. Respiration ft. Common & Mos Def
19. Definition ft. Mos Def
20. RE:Defininition ft. Mos Def
21. Move Something
22. Ghetto Afterlife ft Kool G Rap
23. The Blast RMX ft. Erykah Badu
24. Good To You (produced by Kanye West)
25. Get By REMIX ft. Jay-Z, Mos Def, Kanye West, & Busta Rhymes
(produced by Kanye west)
26. Back Up Offa Me
27. Piano (Hi Tek ft. Ghostface)
28. Music is Life (Hi Tek ft. Nas)
29. Hang Ups (NEW Reflection Eternal not on album)
30. Outro


oh and below are three of my favorite songs from them

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its about to be 2010

so this means its time for me to publicly list my goals on here and have yall hold me accountable when i inevitably start to fail. so yeah you might want to read this list of goals and things i want to get done in 2010. read below

1. get a steady source of income. seriously though this economy has basically kicked my ass and i'm sick of it

2. at some point during this year i want to get my eye rechecked just to see if its still out of place and how far and then get it fixed

3. get my ass in school. said it last year and got distracted,busy with work,lazy,complacent and then injured and then kinda said fuck it

4. lose some of this goddamn weight for 2 reasons. number 1 its good for my health and number 2 its gonna make me look good.

5. turn this blog into a source of income thus supplementing goal 1 on this list

6. travel somewhere. i dont really care where but i want to get out and see the world a little bit. is anyone willing to pay my plane fare and hotel fees? no? well thats ok i'll just walk to your town

7. take a ton of pics

8. become more assertive with people. yes its true i'm a pretty nice guy but it seems people take me not being a total dick for being weak. I guess i'm gonna have to be dickish to get your respect

9. cut down even more on my laziness

10. post a ton of videos on this site such as the one below

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Song of the day

this one comes courtesy of three texas mc's. here is big tuck,tum tum and slim thug with the song tussle

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just killing time here

with an old spoof of lil wayne and kanye west done by broken equipment productions while i work on something better

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WTF? part 6 of who the hell knows how many

I always knew us Michigan people were a special breed and that we're extremely tough mentally and physically but this is borderline ridiculous. Recently a suburban Detroit man was stabbed in the chest during an attempted robbery and despite having a steak knife sticking out of his chest he took the time to walk more than a mile to Brayz Hamburgers out in Hazel Park. He walked in,ordered coffee,talked to other customers and calmly waited for an ambulance to show up while freaking out the owner of the diner and the customers. the man was originally stabbed on the Warren,MI side of 8mile(didnt add to the Detroit crime stats. FUCK YEAH!) after a man walked up to him and demanded cash and he refused to hand over his money. the knife was lodged so far into his chest that only the handle was visible. he tried to get help at a nearby apartment complex but when he didnt he called the cops from a payphone on 9mile and Dequindre(1.1 miles away from originally being stabbed) and after that he walked into the diner for a post stabbing coffee break hear the 911 call below

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not this again

well people it looks like the crazies are at it again with their crazy talk. this time it's some "lawyer" who claims that Obama is a kenyan indonesian usurper who wasnt born here and shouldnt be president based on that. read more about it here. of course this isnt the first time this type of dumbness has come up. its been an ongoing issue since the campaign and its been so much of a hot button issue among idiots that wikipedia even has an entire page dedicated to the non-issue complete with a photo of the presidents actual birth certificate which clearly shows he was born in Hawaii in the city of Honolulu. Now if this all seems dumb to you congrats you're a normal person and not a nutjob but if you truly believe that the president wasnt born here even though he had to submit all of that info to the government just to make sure he was eligible to run you may be fucking stupid and i have some videos of your type of people below.......by the way even Bill O'Reilly thinks you're a fucking dumbass

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guess what

I have more free music for you. this time courtesy of Detroit MC and one of the most underrated rappers ever Royce Da 5'9''. you will enjoy this one so click right here to download it while its still free and legal

http://twitter.com/RoyceDaFive9/status/7151578780

just to prove that i'm not just giving you some stolen shit

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fail of the day

going through my twitter timeline and i happen to see this gem of a tweet written by someone i now dont follow

http://twitter.com/1077TheEnd/status/7139241018

seriously writing stuff like that doesnt make you look dumb it lets us know you're dumb. its not just some offhand comment. it was thought about and written out in a way to conserve the 140 characters that twitter allows you to use. so basically this guy literally planned on writing something dumb as fuck and succeeded. oh and how would you exactly spot a "muslim" because i've seen muslims in all colors and ethnicities and i've seen a ton of Arabs who are Christians. hell i've seen an iraqi guy who was a jehovahs witness. shit my last boss was iraqi and a devout catholic from a devout catholic family so the whole idea of profiling is not only dumb its insanely difficult


oh and here's the downside of racial profiling.....most people arent criminals




well since i posted this blog a few hours ago the tweet has been deleted. if anyone has a screenshot of it(i was a little too dumb to take one earlier) send it to me by putting a link in the comments section

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Song of the day

this one comes from Texarkana,Texas rapper La Femme Nikita if you liked the song. click on the link below the video and download her new one



if you enjoyed it there is alot more where that came from and you should be clicking on the blue words immediately to get more music and click here on this sentence to learn more about her

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what were the kids looking at?

well apparently it was porn,twilight and Michael Jackson because according to this report by the norton antivirus people porn was the 5th most popular search term among kids (anybody under the age of 18) this year far surpassing the amount of searches for things like Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber.When the searches were broken down by gender and age group a few disturbing and a couple of hilarious/blatantly obvious things showed up. things such as sex,porn and boobs all placing in the top 20 searches for boys but of course we all saw that coming. among girls sex was 5th on the list and porn placed 24th just behind Selena Gomez and Michael Jackson placed 13th on both lists. when broken down by age but not by gender among teens 13-18 sex was 4th,among tweens kids 8-12 sex placed 4th and among kids 7 & under porn placed 4th. now how in the hell did that happen? I know that alot of parents fail and fail extra hard but 7 year olds searching for porn? I didnt even see my first pair of boobs until I was like 10 and now little Timmy is lookin at hardcore double penetration scenes. times really have changed in the last few years

what i was searching for when i was 14






what your kids are probably looking at now if that report is completely accurate

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I thought you retired

Apparently I was wrong because Benzino is back(why?) and trying to go at Royce da 5'9'' (why would he do that?). I figured after being embarrassed by eminem and having his magazine fold on him he would've just given up on hip hop

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photobucket picture of the day

34 year old Inventor Le Trung spends the christmas holiday with his favorite woman......his fembot Alko whom he designed and built by hand. The inventor from Brampton,Ontario,Canada has basically spent his life trying to design the perfect humanoid and with Alko he has garnered worldwide attention for his work. Alko is able to speak fluent English and Japanese which means she speaks 2 languages that i dont understand

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Song of the day

As you may or may not know James Brown died 3 years ago last week(christmas to be exact). I've always been a huge fan of James Brown(can't be an American and not like James Brown) and somehow i never saw this performance until recently. enjoy as two legends of music come together for an unforgettable performance that will get stuck in your mind for days on end

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control alt delete

yes people i am back from a day off to bring you something good for 2010 a few days early.All around great Quest McCody is giving away his new mixtape and you can get it here . say thanks oh and follow him on twitter if you're on there

http://twitter.com/questmcody/status/7054814824

http://twitter.com/questmcody <----------follow that man still not completely sure about downloading the mixtape because of my lame writing? well you could check out these battles involving the man himself

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christmas cheer

here's a little christmas cheer courtesy of Kobe,Lebron,Lupe Fiasco and KRS One

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Video of the day

sometimes you just have to let some dreams die. being over 50 and finally deciding to get into the rap industry is something you shouldnt do..ever. if you can make it through the videos without laughing you're a better person than i am and for that i applaud you

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dont tax the tan bro

as many of you may or may not know there is a provision in the current health care bill that would put a ten percent tax on indoor tanning salons. to many people its not that big of a deal because years of research has shown that tanning like that can lead to skin cancer. what many of you may not know yet is that republican members of congress are upset at that tax. taking a cue from the "all taxes are a bad idea" playbook several republican lawmakers have been publicly showing outrage over a tax on something that 1. isnt needed and 2. can kill you. But who wants to look natural when you can be a healthy shade of orange in december in DC when you're irish? besides from this guy

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Song of the day

what happens when you mix the incredible singing talent of susan boyle with the silky smooth sounds of hip hop producer Nottz? well below you are about to find out in the video below.





you can follow Nottz on twitter by clicking on his name

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when all else fails

Blame it on the blacks because theyre the reason any and everything messes up in America as senator Lindsey Graham explains in the video below

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In case you missed it

which you probably did because its on fuckin c-span but on saturday night tom coburn asked his constituents and anyone else opposed to the current health care reform bill to pray that senator robert byrd didnt make it to the building in time to vote. as you can see some of them pretty much thought that meant that they should pray for the senator to die. now i think its tasteless and rude to pray for things to work in your favor when you're basically trying to deny other people the basic rights you have. hell i even find it a little weird that the church right down the street from comerica park and ford field prays for lions and tigers victories and judging by the amount of wins the lions have God,Jesus,Jehovah and Buddha all hate the lions and are somewhat on the tigers bandwagon but back to what i was saying. when you pray for someone to die it is going to come back and bite you in the ass.



What was said in the video:

CALLER: Yeah doctor. Our small tea bag group here in Waycross, we got our vigil together and took Dr. Coburn’s instructions and prayed real hard that Sen. Byrd would either die or couldn’t show up at the vote the other night.

How hard did you pray because I see one of our members was missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did you pray senator? Did you pray hard enough

HOST: Senator Barasso, he was referring to Senator Inhofe, who was not part of the round of voting this morning.

BARASSO: The votes today, they needed 60 votes in favor of the bill. Senator Inhofe is opposed to the bill, and whether he was there or not didn’t make any difference. There was no way that Jim Inhofe was going to vote for the bill, the senator from Oklahoma. So that’s why he wasn’t there this morning.

HOST: Do you know where he was, senator, why he wasn’t able to make the vote this morning?

BARASSO: No, I don’t know.


senator james mountain inhofe isnt dead. he's just dumb

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cyber security is a big deal

dont believe me? just think about how everything is computerized now and now imagine someone being smart enough to hack into your info,steal your social security number and then use a credit card in your name and leaving you stuck with the bill. sounds pretty terrible doesnt it? well the white house knows this and they've been ramping up efforts to cut down on cyber crime and get Americans more aware of what they can do to avoid being a victim of such crimes oh and they hired a new cyber security coordinator







common sense things you can do to avoid becoming a victim of internet crime

1. always have virus protection. I cant stress to you how important this is for all aspects of your computer enjoyment

2. watch for online con artists. if it sounds like a bad idea or fake it definitely is

3. never ever give out your passwords to anyone for any reason. doing that makes it too easy for anyone to find incriminating photos of your or even your bank info

4. if you're going to join a site like facebook only post a small amount of generic info about yourself. random people dont need to know your cell number and home address

5. monitor what your kids do online. sure its great to let them go to the nickelodeon website and all but watch what they do and who they talk to when out in cyberspace because as we all know there are some shady characters out there

6. if you dont know where that email came from dont open it. just delete it because its either spam,an ad for penis enlargement or an attempt to phish your info

7. Chris Hansen and the police will be on your ass if you even think about doing something stupid in a chatroom. so dont do it you sick son of a bitch

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Song of the day

this one comes from rapper TI who was just released from a low security federal prison today to the custody of a halfway house. lets hope he stays out of trouble and brings some more hits. read more about his release from prison by clicking here





lets make it a double shot

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so........we're still going with this one?

Apparently Sarah Palin is going back to her original lie about "death panels". when there's so much in the health care bill you could make legitimate arguments against why does she stick with something that has been proven to not only be false,made up and a lie but just downright dumb? click on the pic to see the original quote

http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/6937132618

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cycle of stupidity

as someone who was just a teen a few years ago I have noticed a dramatic change in the last few years in not just teens but people in general. this is the only time in my life i can honestly remember someone looking at someone with a college education and making fun of him for being too smart or one politician using another politicians Harvard education as a negative to say "he isnt like real Americans". Its like we run away from intelligence and openly embrace ignorance. It didnt used to be like that. I remember when i was in school(and not skipping,goofing off and just being a clown in general) I did my work,got decent grades and the other kids generally cared about trying to advance to the next grade and looking good while doing it. Now kids spend all day talking about how "swagged out" they are and spend less and less time actually learning how to do simple things like spell and for the failures of the children i place that blame on the school system and the parents and for the failures of the school system and the parents i place that blame on the school system and the parents. we cant expect our kids to get better until we get better as adults and start making education the number 1 priority in a kids life. everything else will fall into place after that

Basically we're getting dumber,breeding dummies and then wondering why the new breed of dummies are so dumb

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photobucket picture of the day

its that time of year again people. its the christmas season which means a lot of things to me. it means that my brother has a birthday coming up on thursday. it means that santa will be making his way to everyone's house to deliver presents and a healthy dose of holiday cheer. it means that we're gonna spend time with family and friends reminiscing about good times and creating more good times to remember later. it means that a new year is just around the corner. it means that baby Jesus will be another year old and it means that its time for world net daily to find a way to hate on the president. the pic is below




what would you give him for christmas?

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Video of the day

I never knew this but HP computers are racist and i cant support racism. the video below explains



Kinda makes me glad i have a dell and its a black dell computer

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Video of the day

I hate jersey shore. that show gets to me. it annoys me. it angers me. the reason behind the anger and intense hated of the show is basically due to one thing.....the glorification of douchebags. we all fucking hate douchebags and these people are superdouches so it was good to see SNL make fun of one of the characters and actually make it funny which is a rarity for SNL these days. sit back and enjoy

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Song of the day

recently the website BSC Review did a list of the 101 best albums since the year 2000 and coming in at number 90 was the smooth,sexually seductive album by legendary baby maker Al Green titled "Lay it down" below is my favorite track from the album. the song is what more do you want from me and i'm shocked the song hasnt been sampled by a rapper yet........give it time

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I fought the truth and truth won

as you may or may not know by now the president planned on going to Copenhagen to discuss what he and others planned to do to cut down emissions and when he got there he delivered a speech that basically shows that he's ready to go hard on this issue. well during all the hoopla and mayhem about if we're gonna get an agreement and whats gonna be in it you may not have known that senator James Inhofe was there to try to kneecap the president and others by saying that climate change was a hoax. Unfortunately for him and fortunately for the rest of us people outside of this country are going off of 25 years of research into the issue and believing that global warming is 1. real and 2. a problem. oh and to add to it when he got there to try to upstage the president and the whole climate change summit no one gave too much of a fuck about what he was saying and a few of the reporters didnt know who he was or how to spell his name. I think Inhofe kinda lost some cool points right there while the president gained a few in the world despite being photographed doing this on the golf course




below: senator Inhofe discusses why he thinks global warming is a scam for Al Gore to sell books and those burlap grocery bags that seem to be everywhere now



Bonus vid: Glenn Beck basically says the same shit that Inhofe just said. you really want a senator that sounds like this guy?

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The President speaks

this time in Copenhagen and its on climate change and what he plans on doing to cut down on emissions and pollution in america. so basically expect the republicans to throw a bitch fit about this one.......video right after the pic

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kinda saw this coming

as everyone knows every once in a while twitter accounts get hacked kinda like that time lady gaga got hacked but this time they were able to take it to the extreme by hacking the entire website. thats right all of twitter was hacked. in the early morning hours of today december 18th twitter was hacked by a group of hackers from Iran who were probably rightfully pissed off about jersey shore being all over the top ten trending topics

so to sum it all up.........

A group of smart Iranians got pissed off at this



and decided to do this



smart move because we now know that for the next few days jersey shore will not be in the trending topics and for that i am thankful


UPDATE: when twitter came back online jersey shore was still near the top of the trending topics. fuck you snookie,j woww and the situation <--------who the fuck comes up with those names any goddamn way?

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white folks better get busy

it looks like America is just 41 short years away from having white people(the current overwhelming majority)will no longer make up more than 50 percent of the total population of this country. According to current numbers white people make up over two thirds of the current population but that number is gonna dip to 49.9 percent by 2050 with black people still making up 12.2 percent of the projected 399million people that will be here in 2050. thats right almost 50 million negroes. if we had those types of numbers today we would've had a black president back in the 80's but anyway the population shift is mostly going to be due to Asians taking up 1.4 more of the American population in 2050 and rising to have 6% of the population(with close to 24million Asians being here by then) but the big increase and biggest piece of the American demographic shift will be Latinos who will go from 15 percent of the current population to 28 percent of the population by 2050 of course all of this is theoretical and based off of if things go at exactly the same rate with the same factors of today. if no one immigrated to this country from now to 2050 white people would still make up close to 60 percent of the population by then and latinos would make up 20 percent due to a younger population and higher fertility rates. of course if white people want to hold on and still make up over 60 percent of the population they can always get busy making babies in large amounts and pray that the next octomom is a white woman



sidenote : the population of older americans is gonna triple by then regardless of what happens so we better find a way to take care of them right now while we still can because when i get old i'll be damned if a terrible decision made by a bunch of old people when i was young is gonna come back to haunt me

and hopefully with the white population decrease we'll be left with the best and the brightest and see less people like the people in the videos below





http://www.census.gov

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photobucket picture of the day

Who knew cops had such an awesome sense of humor. see this pic and more at Fail Ads

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When is he gonna move past 50?

For years now the game has been actively taking every opportunity he has near a camera,microphone or computer to try to trash 50 cent. We get it,you dont like him because he didnt return your phone calls and he doesnt want to date you anymore. Recently the game took some time to talk about 50 cent and his album only selling a very solid 161,000 copies and coming in second place to john mayer selling over 250,000 albums during the same one week span. According to the game he pities 50 but judging by the fact that he basically only talks about 50 cent and still performs the songs written by 50 cent and featuring 50 cent that basically put game in the national spotlight it seems to me that the game has some serious insecurities within himself. he needs to quit focusing so much on 50 and focus on promoting the R.E.D. Album and hope that his sales are up to where they were when he was with G-Unit and not continue on the downward slide its been on over the past 2 albums




below the game performs some old 50 cent songs

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Video of the day

I dare you to find a better shot than this. sure the dancing is awful and should never be filmed or seen by anyone but the shot he makes is just incredible and unimaginable. its the type of shot that if your opponent did it in a video game you'd turn the game off and walk away angry. so with all that out of the way enjoy



I dont think you'll be seeing this on a better basketball DVD

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Suicide made easy

let me be perfectly honest this seems like an awesome product if you didnt take into account the many ways you can injure/kill yourself just by using this damn thing. with that said go out and order 3 of them now. 1 for the left side,1 for the right side and 1 more for the front

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photobucket picture of the day

Tiger Woods slept with him and he didnt even give the man a tip or anything. how sad mr woods

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its been a while

but to explain why you have not seen a single post from me in about a week there's one simple,short and conveniently true answer. the modem died and it took AT&T a few days to send out a new one but so far this new one is running smooth as hell

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saw this coming from a mile away

earlier this week law and order: svu did an episode which followed the story of a man who murdered 3 children because they were immigrants and their parents are taking his jobs and basically the guy was a south park character but in court he listed his reason for going to such extremes was because his favorite television host(a guy that kinda looks like lou dobbs) told him that the country was at war with illegal immigrants who are hell bent on destroying america and everything it stood for. if that sounds like glenn beck and Bill O'Reilly to you then congrats thats where all this is leading. apparently theyre a little pissed off about the episode that only mentions either of them by name once. here's O'reilly making an issue out of it



O'Reilly gets into an argument with Geraldo Rivera over the coverage of a drunk driving tragedy in which the drunk driver happened to be an illegal immigrant. in the video O'Reilly argues that this drunk driving case is different because of who the guy is.

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photobucket picture of the day

This is not jewelry its actually a desert called the "the sultan's golden cake" and it costs $1000 to buy one. it takes close to three days to make one of these things which are available by special requests for weddings and parties. the cake consists of apricots, pears, quince and figs that have been marinating in Jamaican rum for two years, and flavored with shaved caramelized black truffles, this 24-carat gold leaf-covered cake is presented in a sterling silver handcrafted cake box with a golden seal. see this really overpriced desert and more at Born Rich

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Song of the day

this one comes to you courtesy of V stylez and a whole host of others including elzhi,phat kat,royce da 5'9'' and rapper big pooh from little brother with the song clash of the titans. check it out,enjoy the music and be sure to follow the man on twitter

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I havent had one in a while

but I would love to have one and this grip system thing is pretty decent too.



no bullshit this is a real product

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Glenn Beck is in danger

from the SEIU,murderers,thugs,rapists and gang members. well at least thats what he's saying now. take a look and listen below


sidenote : if you type in creamery on google images you dont get a picture of some older white guy in a suit but instead some fantastically awesome porn and ice cream(8th image on google images if you take the safety settings off)



the video above is just the latest piece in a long running I wouldnt even call it a feud between Glenn Beck and progressive political activist Robert Creamer. it all basically kicked off with Glenn Beck claiming that Robert stole 2 million dollars(which can be seen in the video below). the claim is totally false but it is true that Creamer spent some time in jail a few years ago

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Video of the day

this one comes courtesy of Senator John McCain and DJ Steve Porter who decided to remix some classic McCain footage and turn it into a song. yes it came out a while ago but dammit this video is funny as hell to me and i wish someone would do this to more speeches




and now a bonus vid: Allen Iverson talks about practice,Mike Gundy shows off his manliness and Dennis Green lets them off the hook

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the black frame of mind is terrible

well it is according to rush limbaugh because of Obama being "one of em" while the unemployment rate is terrible. apparently rush limbaugh(like alot of other white people) thought that black people saw Barack Obama as some sort of Jesus-like savior and not just the overall best choice for president who also happened to be black oh and i'm sick of hearing the non-news story about tiger woods. so he slept around with a few swedish models and a couple of other random whores. he's worth a billion dollars and famous as hell that shit is to be expected. even if it is kinda wrong its not illegal and people need to get over it and stop trying to hold athletes up as moral hero's in real life and just admire them for their athletic accomplishments

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something to stare at

this should kill a little time while i'm working on something bigger and better

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I dont think you should be voting

And by you I mean you women. what you should be doing is getting in the kitchen,making me a sandwich and bringing me another beer instead of going out there and trying to vote and ruining the election for us real Americans



the man makes a good point........i'm just sayin bro

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the Vatican and Pac

In one of the most unexpected things ever the vatican has made a myspace page but to add to the shock of the vatican finally moving into the 21st century is that they released a playlist of songs that they like. On the list they have things you might expect like Mozart(who doesnt like Mozart) but there's one song on the list that is generating a lot of attention and that song is "Changes" by the late great Tupac Shakur. its shocking because 1. its a rap song 2. the song references suicide 3. the song has drug references 4.there's profanity in it(OH NO!!). the Vatican has said that the playlist is made up of songs from artist of different genres who aim to reach the hearts of good minded people.The playlist was arranged by Father Giulio Neroni who is responsible for such things as the music of the vatican which is a series of cd's which combine music,georgian chants and pope benedict XVI reciting prayers in 5 different languages. As of December 7th,2009 the song "Changes" has been played over 4.7 million times on the vaticans myspace page which is double the combined amount of the other 11 songs that comprise the playlist. Diamonds are forever and apparently 2pac is forever.

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Video of the day

this time its a multiple bunch of real videos from CBS because they care enough to tell me to schedule a pap smear for that special lady in my life......as a christmas gift. the advice is so achingly bad that its asking for some poor sap to be beaten by his angry wife who rightfully doesnt want that as a gift and no amount of jewelry,flowers,chocolate or jimmy choo's will heal the anger she's feeling over getting a pap smear for christmas



the second video just proves why two and a half men still isnt funny and falls flat on its face trying to joke about colon cancer

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this is why we're dumb

below is a quote by president Obama from an interview with time magazine. in the interview the president discussed the things a president should be talking about(jobs,economy,foreign policy,trade etc.) this particular quote is from when the president was asked about the contingent of American reporters that traveled to cover his trip to several Asian countries.



"I mentioned that I was in Asia on this trip thinking about the economy, when I sat down for a round of interviews. Not one of them asked me about Asia. Not one of them asked me about the economy. I was asked several times about had I read Sarah Palin's book. (Laughter.) True. But it's an indication of how our political debate doesn't match up with what we need to do and where we need to go."


thats right none of them asked about the goddamn economy. you know what the economy is right? its that thing that determines if you're gonna be in a mansion or a cardboard box and considering that he's the president and has a lot of say so on what happens with it i think we should be spending all day asking him about it but thats just me and not the good people at Fox,CBS,CNN,ABC and NBC

you can read more of the interview right here

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Glenn Beck craziness part 4

in this edition Mr Psycho Talk himself Glenn Beck discusses how soldiers should handle war prisoners and detainees with some other douchenozzle. Clearly he's gonna give some bad advice(I wouldnt have posted this if he was giving good advice) but this time the advice goes from shitty to criminally shitty oh and its counterproductive as hell if they ever followed his advice due to the fact that we wouldnt be able to beat information out of suspected terrorists. Watch,listen,enjoy and comment

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photobucket picture of the day

this picture is about to basically prove that there are still 3 people in America who have never heard a rap song. look,laugh,enjoy and comment



by the way here's the song just because its great and the message still rings true almost 20 years later

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Lets talk about some ho's

on friday the president was in Allentown,PA for a town hall meeting. things went normally for the most part. they talked about,jobs,the economy and all the normal things semi-smart people talk about but before it got to that the meeting started off kinda on a weirdly good note. David Shuster explains in the video below.......after a break to stare at some great photography

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Song of the day

this time I'm going back to the area I know and love the best,the eastside of Detroit. the song of the day is a short one but a good one from stretch money called "the jungle". Don't sleep on this dude. Stretch Money may be the next one from the D to blow up on a national level and he has all the tools needed to be a huge star in the music industry

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Kop A Chicken

But apparently a man was arrested for smuggling in chicken to the United States. Now you may be thinking "hey that doesnt make any type of fuckin sense" and you may be right but a man from Guatemala was arrested for carrying cocaine stuffed chicken into Dulles International Airport a few days ago. according to the cops he had over $4000 worth of cocaine stuffed into a roasted chicken and thus giving chefs everywhere new ways to use a ronco flavor injector




by the way this is the second day in a row i've been able to use an OJ da Juiceman song and not have it seem totally fuckin random now go Kop A Chicken

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I need one of these

what you are about to see in the video and link is an advertisement for something called the pomegranate phone. its probably one of the most amazing things ever. cant wait until this shit comes out

http://www.pomegranatephone.com



if you havent figured out that its fake by now you suck as a person but Nova Scotia does look really nice doesnt it

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Behind the name change

as you can see I've decided to change the name of the blog from insanity on a computer screen(which is a fitting description of this blog) to the gangster government. I decided to change the name because it was time and its alot easier to say "gangster government" than insanity on a computer screen. it also fits perfectly because most of my topics on here revolve around gangsta rap,trap music,strett music and basically gangsta shit.....and politics with a healthy dose of sarcasm and madness. so.....how did i get the term gangster government? well thats simple. I got it from Michelle Bachmann's crazy ass. she's seriously nuts but she came up with one of the best terms ever even if it was being used as a negative towards the president


where the term originated


gangsta shit

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High off hope and change

In Texas this week police seized a gang of E pills made in the shape of president Obama. shockingly enough this is not the first time that this has happened. as you may have noticed in the link above they come in all types of fun colors and are sold for $20 each. below is a video talking about the latest incident of people getting high off of hope,change and massive amounts of ecstasy




Below 1 video talking about the recent arrest and another video with a song that very much matches this situation

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Jon Stewart goes in on the news

Jon Stewart took some time out of last night's episode of the daily show to talk about how president Obama basically didnt please anyone with his speech last night for several reasons. he didnt please conservatives because he didnt say shit like "we're gonna smoke em out" and he put a timetable on when we're gonna start leaving afghanistan(instead of the bush policy of letting it drag out long enough for the next guy to have to deal with) and alot of liberals felt betrayed because they want us out of afghanistan and didnt think he was going to up the troop levels there even though he mentioned it all through his campaign and laid out basically the same plan in mid 2008 that he laid out last night. Jon Stewart goes in on this lose/lose situation and cuts together 2 speeches that will please everyone or at least the news networks

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It aint hip hop fault

Actor/Comedian/Best selling author and nationally syndicated radio host Steve Harvey recently sat down for an interview with rolling out magazine and discussed several things but in this clip he talks about the strained relationships between young black men and women and why and how we lost a huge level of respect. Shockingly he doesnt do what most people around his age would do when discussing the subject which means he didnt blame it on rap music. watch his explanation below

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Video of the day

today its a 3 part video of the day. todays videos are 2 of the funniest videos i have ever seen on youtube. sure they may be 11 months old but damn its still funny and thats saying alot for youtube. to be honest with you i dont think i'll ever get tired of this because of the ridiculous satire but whats funnier is that there are people like this in real life and we all know them.

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I never knew this

but apparently insurance companies have been exempt from anti trust laws since the mid 1940's. All of that is about to change if senator Pat Leahy has his way and honestly i hope he's successful. In a press release Leahy explained why he wants to take away their exempt status

Leahy said, “This amendment will prohibit the most egregious anticompetitive conduct – price fixing, bid rigging and market allocations – conduct that harms consumers, raises health care costs, and for which there is no justification. Subjecting health and medical malpractice insurance providers to the antitrust laws will enable customers to feel confident that the price they are being quoted is the product of a fair marketplace.”

this is not the first time he has tried to change the current unfairness of the exempt status but this time it seems to be picking up steam and its being co-sponsored by 18 other senators. if the amendment passes insurance companies will basically be forced to compete instead of just fixing prices and making customers either take it or leave it. Below is a list of people who have done the right thing by supporting or co-sponsoring the current amendment being offered up by senator Leahy

Maria Cantwell (D-Wash.)
Dick Durbin (D-Ill)
Russ Feingold (D-Wis)
Diane Feinstein (D-CA)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Arlen Specter (D-PA)
Claire McCaskill (D-Mo)
Ron Wyden (D-Ore)
Al Franken (D-Minn)
Sheldon Whitehouse (D- R.I.)
Ted Kaufman (D -Del)
John Rockefeller (D - W.V.)
Roland Burris (D - Ill)
Michael Bennett (D - Colo)
Frank Lautenberg (D - NJ)
John Kerry (D - Mass)
Joe Lieberman (I - Conn)<---decided to not be a total douche this time


also supporting the measure are the attorneys general of 10 different states and its being supported by the organizations below

consumer federation of America
the American hospital association
the American academy of pediatrics
the American dental association


Read more about it and get a ton more info by clicking on this link

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a dose of reality

as we all know theyre still "debating" healthcare reform in Washington DC. If these people had any sense this would've been done months ago and we'd have something near single payer or at least a very strong public option. Many people may be wondering why are people in congress so against us regular americans having an insurance option that doesnt come from a for profit insurance company. well the simple answers are 1. theyre soulless bastards and 2. theyre getting money hand over fist from the insurance companies. below I'm gonna list some of the people who have received the most from the insurance companies during campaign season(and after)

the top 10 senate recipients of insurance company money

1. John McCain - $319,494
2. Max Baucus - $213,400
3. Mitch McConnell - $211,200
4. Saxby Chambliss - $138,150
5. Susan Collins - $117,000
6. Chris Dodd - $114,250
7. Joe Lieberman - $111,900
8. Jon Kyl - $106,950
9. Mark Warner - $104,750
10. Orrin Hatch - $98,903



find the whole list and a lot more right here.

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My birthday gift to you

The brand new Southern Flamespitta volume 3 mixtape by none other than the southern flamespitter himself Short Dawg. this is another free and legal download for you to enjoy so go enjoy it.......right now by clicking on the blue words




and now a sample of short dawg's previous works

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Do you know what today is....

Its my birthday and it feels great despite whatever problems i may be having in life birthdays are always special because it means i have avoided being shot to death for a whole year and thats just great. I'm not the only one celebrating a birthday today so are several celebrities and historical figures. a few of which kinda surprised me.

people born on my birthday

Clay Aiken
Prince Akishino - he's the son of emperor Akihito
Senator Richard Burr
Shirley Chisolm
Dick Clark
Kaley Cuoco - very sexy actress from 8 simple rules
Elisha Cuthbert - one of my favorite actresses based on looks
Bill Gates Sr - the chairman of the bill and melinda gates foundation and father of Bill Gates
Billy Idol
Bo Jackson
and a ton of other people. the list can be found right here. of course you can make this birthday extra special for me by

1. telling your friends to visit this site
2. clicking on one of the ads

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Ben Stein kills whatever credibility he used to have

Recently terrible actor/I honestly dont know what the hell he's famous for(someone over the age of 40 help me out?) Ben Stein went on Fox News to talk about president Obama and the sweeping socialism he's bringing to america by discussing goals in cuttiing down on carbon emissions and trying to reform healthcare to make it more competitive,affordable and more effective.To me it sounds like another angry white guy pissed off that a negro is in charge of all of America (yes i know Shaq is black but rush limbaugh knows 2 black people and he's clearly a racist so this isnt that much of a stretch) So basically Ben Stein is making shit up for some reason to get on tv to promote who the hell knows what. watch,listen,laugh,enjoy and comment always comment

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Getting ready for the finals

Tomorrow just isnt my 22nd birthday its also the restart of the health care debate which means we can expect to see members of congress once again make the obvious case as to why we need to pretty much completely overhaul the current system. We'll also see members of congress try to make the case as to why we should barely change anything and some will explain why the current system is so awesome(hint:it sucks). so get ready for cutthroat debate,personal attacks,crying,whining,bitching,moaning and people making shit up. here are a few things from the debate that have either been proven to be factually wrong or just made up or just plain retarded

1. end of life care = a government panel deciding to kill you. not true just dumb fear mongering

2. the bill will lead to rationing of healthcare - if you believe making coverage somewhat more affordable will lead to rationing you are truly dumb

3. the only people without healthcare in this country are slackers who refuse to work for a living - most of the people without health coverage here have jobs but cant afford insurance but they also make too much to get covered by medicaid(I was in that situation when i got seriously injured)

4. Canada has a terrible healthcare system - while its not perfect. its way better than our 37th ranked system which just barely edges out slovenia and the damn near desperately poor country of cuba

5. healthcare is just reparations for black people - fucking retarded on so many levels and glenn beck should be ashamed of himself. I'll post the video a little later.

6. the healthcare bill is just too long - we have college educated united states senators that are voting against the bill because 2000 pages is just too much to read in damn near 8 months. I read a whole harry potter book in less than a month in 7th grade but you dumb fucks cant read a bill that we pay you to read? get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. pictured below is the bill thats too long to read. its about the same size as a GED study guide



7. a public option = socialism - not true at all. most european countries arent socialist at all but they have some sort of nationalized health system

8. expect to hear all of this shit again starting Monday November 30th

pictured below cutthroat debate


Glenn Beck discusses why universal healthcare will be reparations for the Negroes.Dont blame me for the shitty audio quality I didnt upload those videos

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