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The greatest of all time calls it quits!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Slow Down

You may or may not know this but I've been a fan of David Banner for a long time and he has a new song out called "Slow Down" which you can hear by watching the youtube video below. if you like it and who doesnt like free music(especially when its legal) you can download it by clicking on the pics. enjoy the mus...

Dont Yu H8te tHi$?

Something I have never understood is when people use symbols,numbers and purposely misspell simple words. I dont see the appeal of it. what i'm talking about is when people Typ3 L1K3 Thiis. I hate that so much that its almost hard to explain. the reasons why I hate it range from the fact that its stupid to the fact that its stupid. its stupid because its hard to read. whatever you were trying to say gets lost in your stupidity. Another reason why i hate it is because I know it took you forever to...

Song of the day

this one comes from Bernard Wright off of his 1981 album "Nard". Most hip hop fans,especially the huge snoop dogg fans like me know that this song was sampled and turned into the song "G'z and Hustlas" off of snoops classic 1993 album "Doggystyle". well i'm through wasting time since you arent reading this but check out "Haboglabotribin'" and then check out "G'z and Hustlas" ...

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

this picture of the day is of one of my favorite basketball players ever and a Detroit native Jalen Rose who just turned 37 today. If you know anything about him you would know that he was one of the members of the Fab Five which was the name given to the great University of Michigan teams during the early 90's but thanks to Chris Webber and a few others accepting a few illegal gifts(borrowing money) that he didnt really know was illegal those records have been forfeited but lets not dwell...

Friday, January 29, 2010

video of the day

I did not know this but in the city of New Orleans the coroner is elected to be coroner.For the last 36 years Dr Frank Minyard has been the coroner for New Orleans but this year he has a strong challenger for that spot with Dr Dwight McKenna who is running a somewhat strong campaign complete with one of the oddest political commercials i have ever seen. usually politicians will try to say that the other guy is going to kill babies and old people. this time the debate is over whats gonna happen to...

how to fix America

you may or may not have seen last nights episode of "the Colbert report" where Stephen Colbert gave his state of the union address and basically tore the republicans a new one over their state of the union response which happened to take place in the capital of the confederacy(surely the right place to do that when you have the first black president). he also went off on how the response to the state of the union addressed nothing the president actually said in the state of the union and oh he...

Song of the day

this song of the day come courtesy of an all around master of the guitar Grant Green. severely underrated while he was alive he is today considered one of the best jazz guitarists to ever do it. check out the song "maybe tomorrow" off of the 1971 album "Visions" below and after that check out the massively successful dr dre song it inspired ...

failure in advertising

when i think of strip clubs and strip club ads i think of neon lighting,sexy big breasted women,pounding techno music and the whole not really needing a cheesy plot thing. the commercial below failed so hard that i dont even want to go to the strip club. it would be easier to just buy a stripper pole,set it up in your bedroom and get your girlfriend to do a dance for you and lets hope she's wearing something sexy I think this might do just fine.....video is after the picture See more funny...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

why is this man on tv?

so last night the president gave a long State of the Union speech last night in which he talked about the economy,the deficit,national security,the political discourse in this country and healthcare reform. also during the speech he made sure to state his disagreement with the supreme courts ruling that allows corporations to donate as much as they want to candidates oh and he reminded everyone that we werent exactly living in a utopia before he took office. thats right the economy was in the middle of a 2 year long recession when he took office. now while most people in America know this it seems...

I actually laughed at this

I know people all across the country freaking out and losing their shit over this comment by Chris Matthews and why I believe that it was stupid and shows his complete ignorance when it comes to anyone that isnt an old white man I still found it extremely funny....

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

this one comes courtesy of the twitpic stream of Reagan Gomez who happened to have this amazingly creepy and ridiculously hilarious picture in it. When I asked her about it,she indicated that this is located in the great state of Texas so if you're down there see if you can find it...

random acts of failure

killing some time here but check out this video that shows you exactly why i wont be robbing any convenience stores until i lose a few pounds. Unfortunately for the guy in the video he knows nothing about robbing stores because if he did he would have worn a mask,worn gloves,carried a weapon and he would've just pointed the gun at the woman at the register near the door and robbed her and then ran out of the store as fast as he could but he didnt do any of that. this video is 2 minutes and 47 seconds of no sound but amazing comedy. enjoy Fat Shoplifter Embarassed and Tackled - Watch more Funny...

lets talk about Haiti

this time its former NBA scrub Paul Shirley who is talking about Haiti and its not good at all. in fact its pretty damn offensive. on a website that he works at he writes about Haiti,the earthquake and the consequences of that quake( 200,000 may be dead). in his letter he writes such idiocies as "I don’t think the guy with the sign that reads “Need You’re Help” is going to do anything constructive with the dollar I might give him. If I use history as my guide, I don’t think the people of Haiti...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Video of the day

I dont know how many of you may or may not have seen this video before but its hilarious as hell to me. the funniest thing about it is that its real. I am not kidding the commercial is for a real place thats really in business. so if you have a gigantic case of womens extenze pills and some extra kitchen cabinets and a marble counter top laying around and you dont want it at your house.....store it at Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and storage Big Man Has Big Truck Rental - Watch more Funny Vid...

just killing time

working on something else related to this site and while i mess around with that you can enjoy Dizzee Rascal and Bun B with the song "Where da G's...

Warren G speaks

legendary west coast MC Warren G speaks on several subjects in this interview including Dr Dre and his detox album,the state of west coast hip hop,his own new music and the condition of his longtime friend,collaborator and legendary hip hop crooner Nate Dogg. he looks like he's almost on the verge of tears when he speaks on Nate. watch below bonus video warren g and nate dogg with their biggest hit "regulate" which features a smooth interpolation of Michael Mc Donald's "I keep forgettin"...

Monday, January 25, 2010

just killing time

nothing to see here unless you want to see a guy thats clearly gonna get fired...

so its been a year

Ok technically its been a year and a week but whatever. Anyways its been a year since president Obama took office and I'm gonna go over some things i've noticed.....the list/rant comes after the pics 1. Some people had too much high hope for the president. dont get me wrong I had and still have a ton of hope for president Obama but some people expected him to come in and just wave a magic wand and get things done without a problem while most of these people failed to realize the gigantic clusterfuck...

Song of the day

this one comes from Scottish born actor David McCallum with the help of producer David Axelrod with the song "the edge" off of the 1967 album "Music:its happening now!" and yes that song was made into the song below this sentence before you even as...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Song of the day

this one comes courtesy of very underrated new york rap duo M.O.P. with the song "Ante Up" check out the bert and ernie remix at the bottom ...

Friday, January 22, 2010

fail of the day

umm....I dont think this is how you're supposed to show up to a wedding. maybe i'm wrong though to see this fail and a ton more check out the always hilarious Failb...

Song of the day

Many of you may or may not know this but I've always been a fan of Run DMC and yesterday would've been the late Jam Master Jay's birthday. so with that said here are some of my favorite songs from one of my favorite groups who had some of the dopest beats ever thanks to the legendary Jam Master Jay. like halfway through this i realized that i could seriously post about 30 songs from run dmc so i'm just gonna stop now and post a picture ...

just killing time

I have nothing going on right now but check out this old but very funny and creepy comment by Glenn Beck Glenn Beck Fail - Watch more Funny Vid...

Thursday, January 21, 2010

how low can you go

Yesterday I blogged about how the people at Bungie were trying to help the relief effort in Haiti by selling t-shirts and donating a small amount of money for every person that uses a special emblem for their character while playing Halo 3 or Halo 3 ODST. well the small donations are pretty much piling up into thousands of dollars and for the most part most people are happy with that. I say most people because today while playing Halo 3 along with Drebone we happened to run into a racist that...

stating the obvious

recently nbc did a report that basically said that kids were glued to some sort of screen and electronics all day,everyday. Brian Williams is gonna help explain it and word it better in the video below Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the econ...

just killing time

totally killing time here by posting a picture while i work on something better ...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

videogames are good for you

As everyone who isnt an idiot knows by now there was a devastating earthquake in the nation of Haiti last Tuesday. the earthquake has killed thousands of people,injured thousands more and completely ruined the lives of millions of people. since the earthquake hit people from all around the world have been coming together and doing what they can to help out. the most popular way here in America has been to donate through the red cross by texting Haiti to 90999 for a very quick donation of $10....

finding new ways to be stupid

as we all know recently the country of Haiti was hit with a devastating earthquake and ever since then news crews,help,aid,donations and ridiculous comments from idiots have been rolling in. adding to the amount of ridiculousness now is this facebook group. I'm honestly so pissed off at it that i cant even think of how to word my anger but i did manage to take the time to report it and so should you. dont be like these idiots. do the right thing and find a way to help out the victims of one of the worst tragedies in over a century. go to www.redcross.org to find out how you can help UPDATE since...

too black to ball

Apparently in the south,particularly Georgia there is a brand new basketball league starting up. A league dedicated to good old fashioned fundamental basketball,sportsmanship and not letting negroes or anyone else that isnt white and american play in their league. thats right its an all white basketball league. Basically the only requirements for the league is to be white. in fact here's a direct quote from founder Don "Moose" Lewis "Only players that are natural born United States citizens with...

a quick update

earlier this month i posted a few goals i wanted to accomplish this year and now i am going to update how i'm doing on it. between thanksgiving,my birthday,being super,my brothers birthday,christmas,being really lazy and new years I gained a shitload of weight. seriously i gained 15 pounds. going from a heavy 266 to a super fat 281 and now i'm happy to say that i'm back down to the regular heavy 265(weight subject to change without notice due to drinking water right now). while its good to have lost 15 pounds in less than a month this just means that now i'm back at a starting point and can move...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

I missed this on the news the other day but thanks to another very sharp eyed Detroit area television viewer we have this amazing goof up from WXYZ-TV in Southfield,Michigan....

fail of the day

this guy in the video below fails extra hard. enjoy the 3 minutes of fail Operator Drops 2000 Beer Bottles - Watch more Funny Vid...

Monday, January 18, 2010

Song of the day

Today is the day that this great country of ours remembers Dr Martin Luther King Jr even though his birthday was last friday. Anyway while we're all remembering Dr King and the great things he has done for not only black people but for everyone in America lets not forget the message even if the world seems a little crazy today...

Video of the day

in what has to be the most obvious video of the day here is Dr Martin Luther King Jr with one of his best speeches ever....here is "I have a dream" and for another awesome article on how Dr King would've used a tool like twitter back in the 60's click right here bonus videos.....here is an AFSCME produced video talking about the sanitation worker strike in Memphis that ultimately lead to the untimely death of Dr King followed by a news report on the strike which includes a snippet of the full speech in the 3rd video below this run on sentence ...

Sunday, January 17, 2010

just killing time

but umm......check out this amazing shot by Monta Ellis of the Golden State Warriors Monta Ellis Impressive Trick Basketball Shot - Watch more Funny Vid...

afternoon distraction

I dont know if they show this in your town but here in Detroit and a lot of other parts of America this commercial for Mo Money tax services is shown several times a day and honestly its pretty damn hilarious to me Mo Money Taxes Insane Local Commercial - Watch more Funny Vid...

talkin about relief

Former presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton were on meet the press today talking about how we should go about helping out with earthquake relief in Haiti. the video of that is below. Also in the interview former president Bush fights back against the odd criticisms aimed at president Obama. watch the video........now(right after this video of the 3 presidents talking about Haiti) Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the econ...

Saturday, January 16, 2010

3 presidents 1 good cause

some of you may have missed this earlier but today at the white house former presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton got together with current president Barack Obama to announce their plans to bring relief to Haiti. I cant begin to say how good it feels to see people from all sides of the political spectrum getting together to do something good. I never thought I would say this but..maybe Pat Robertson,Rush Limbaugh and a ton of others could learn a few things from W,Chill Clinton and no drama Obama...

so i was on youtube right....

And the featured video happened to be that of first lady Michelle Obama doing a public service announcement asking us to help out in any way we can with the relief efforts in Haiti and telling us a few ways that we can help. everything about that seems perfectly fine,innocent,noble and honorable. But what doesnt seem fine,innocent,noble and honorable is the disgusting comments under the video. the comments range from "get a new weave you ugly bitch" to "you people engineered swine flu" to "let those niggers die. they arent american just like your husband". obviously you can tell i'm pissed off...

Song of the day

this one comes from Detroit rapper Tone Tone with the song 91 Bars off of his "I am the D" mixtape. I've been enjoying this song and mixtape for a minute and so should you! bonus video. check out his biggest hit "Whaddup doe" because if you're ever in Detroit this is how you will be greeted..........just skip to 40 seconds in the video to get to the song...

Friday, January 15, 2010

Video of the day

I cant even begin to describe how excited I am about this but one of my favorite video games ever is being turned into a movie and the trailer actually makes it look like it might be good. check out the trailer for the Tekken movie below before someone snatches it off of youtube ...

Photobucket picture of the day

If you dont know why I'm posting these pictures kindly kill yourself but for everyone else today is the 81st birthday of an American hero and someone we should all strive to be like. Today is the late,great Dr Martin Luther King Jr's birthday. I dont even need to go through his list of accomplishments because if you dont know about how he's a real American hero you really are the scum of the earth. Enjoy your day off from work monday but dont forget why Martin Luther King deserves his own holiday...

Thursday, January 14, 2010

wtf? part 8 who the hell knows how many

This has got to be the weirdest most fucked up political news I have heard in a while. A former UN chief weapons inspector has been arrested in a sex sting in the Poconos mountain area. the sex sting involved internet crimes and if you're thinking this is just like to catch a predator you're right because its exactly like that minus chris hansen. According to the affidavit former UN weapons chief Scott Ritter entered in to a chatroom and starting hitting on what he thought was a 15 year old girl....

he's a secret liberal

Recently(today) Republican Arizona representative John Shadegg retired from a distinguished career and he announced that he will not be running for reelection. Shadegg spent most of his political basically opposing anything a Democrat,liberal or even moderate republican proposed in a bill.On his way from capital hill today he was stopped for an interview and he explained why he personally is so opposed to the current healthcare reform bill and in doing this he gave a very liberal sounding answer......and stood by i...

stopping it early

As you may or may not know the country of Yemen has been in the news a lot lately. Tired of the violence and the reputation they have for being a country that supports,sponsors and openly embraces the perversion of Islam known as terrorism people in Yemen are using everything at their disposal to keep kids on the right track and show them that terrorism and violence is bad for them,their families,Yemen and the Muslim religion. watch the video below video platform video management ...

Song of the day

this time its 3 songs from Teddy Pendergrass who is one of the greatest of all time who sadly passed away last night at the age of 59.If you're wondering whats so great about Teddy Pendergrass you seriously dont know music. this man is probably responsible for a lot of us being here today especially if you're under the age of 35 ...

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Video of the day

todays video is the first in depth interview with Detroit Pistons rookie and the first Swede in the NBA Jonas Jerebko. check out the interview and learn more about the man that i think was the steal of the draft. to see more great Jonas Jerebko related stuff and more Detroit Pistons awesomeness click right h...

Lower than Limbaugh

In my last post you may have seen the video of Rush Limbaugh trying to politicize the ongoing problems in Haiti well........thats not nearly as bad as saying that the earthquake in Haiti was the fault of the Haitian people for making a pact with the devil(could've sworn they were Christians in Haiti) and that it was really just God trying to punish them. If the thought of that offends you like it offended me congratulations you have a soul if not maybe you should go visit a church and talk with someone who isnt making shit up like Pat Robertson to do something to actually help the people of...

this is low

even for Rush Limbaugh. who the hell tries to politicize a goddamn earthquake? I get that he doesnt like president Obama but this is the wrong way to go after anybody over some political bullshi...

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Song of the day

You may not know this but I've been a fan of Wu-Tang Clan since I was a little kid and today is the 42nd birthday of Wu Tang member Raekwon. So if you didnt know that it was his birthday you now know. you can wish him a happy birthday on twitter by clicking here and you can enjoy 2 of my favorites from him below ...

afternoon distraction

I'm working on something else that makes a whole hell of a lot of sense but for now enjoy some grilled chicken salad and Kim Kardashian...

lets kick em all out!

As you may or may not know people are shitting themselves with fear over the hilariously failed attempt at a terrorist attack over Detroit metro airport on Christmas. What you dont know is that South Carolina congressman J.Gresham Barrett is introducing a bill to do something about it.....and by do something about it I mean kick random non white people out of the country for some odd reason. As you may expect this has several people pissed off including normal people and The National Iranian American...

Monday, January 11, 2010

Photobucket picture of the day

Last week I blogged about how the teaparty nutjobs were planning on protesting the North American International Auto Show's big media event today. Infact they made it a point to call every teaparty member in the southeastern Michigan region to show up. of course we all know the teaparty is pretty sizeable and this means that there should've been hundreds and maybe even a couple of thousand people showing up outside of Cobo hall......that wasnt the case. the photos are from the Detroit free press's...

saw this coming from a mile away

This shouldnt be shocking to anyone but former Alaska Governor and frequent Facebook user Sarah Palin is about to get a tv show on fox news. In my opinion this is actually a fantastic move for fox. Fox has a huge chunk of the nutjob base when it comes to viewers and adding the cute but psychotic and extremely popular(amongst crazy people) Sarah Palin to the mix should help keep fox at the top of the cable ratings race. Oh and the fact that the most watched cable news network in this country is...

Sunday, January 10, 2010

weird but true

In the year 1979 the world was dramatically different. so different that we were actually on speaking terms with Saddam Hussein and Iraq. Also in that same year the Rev. Jacob Yasso of Chaldean Sacred Heart right here in Detroit did something that would damn near be considered treason today......he congratulated Saddam on becoming the new president of Iraq. In return for this act of general courtesy Saddam did not shoot the man,instead he donated $250,000 to the church. Impressed with this act...

Saturday, January 9, 2010

afternoon distraction

working on something else but check out this video that i have always found funny for several reasons including chris brown not completely sucking as a singer,my love of remixing and my hatred of domestic violence even though i still laugh my ass off at violence on occasion...

Friday, January 8, 2010

Video of the day

This one comes courtesy of Rudy Giuliani who happens to be a former presidential candidate who ran on 2 political issues 9 and 11. You may know him as America's mayor and the former mayor of New York City on what was one of the worst days in the history of this great country but according to him that day never happened.....I am not fucking kidding. its on video and its below. Oh and according to Dana Perino the former white house press secretary under president Bush.....it didnt happen at all seriously he said "we had no domestic attacks under bu...

Thursday, January 7, 2010

the tea party comes to Motown

as you may or may not know if you're not a Detroiter like i am the 2010 north american international auto show is quickly approaching and the entire state of Michigan is excited for it for several reasons from the unsubstantiated that the president might stop through and check out a few cars to the known fact that several members of congress will be coming to town to the fact that the city will make a lot of much needed money in the next couple of weeks. the auto show is usually good times for...

photobucket picture of the day

Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm (seen here on an episode of meet the press) is fired up about the impending production of the chevy volt and looks at it as a possible new beginning for the auto industry in michigan. click on the picture to read more and listen to an interview she did today with WJR am760 today. ...

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

photobucket picture of the day

Apparently some genius on facebook thinks its a good idea to start a fan page with the intention of getting president Obama lynched. yes you just read that right. you can learn more about this by clicking on the picture below and of course other(normal) people on facebook arent too happy about it oh and its been up for 2 days despite pages full of complaints and still hasnt been taken down and this isnt the first time that the same group of high school students have made a page threatening...

A leader in style

recently there have been a few news reports about how PETA used the first lady Michelle Obama in an ad to promote fabulous fur free ladies and now the presidents image is being used in an ad for weatherproof jackets in times square. this wouldnt be so bad if it weren't for the fact that as president he technically cant endorse any type of product for whatever reason. the ad uses a picture of the president taken on his recent trip to china and if you've been following this blog you may know that...

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